prophetic squeegee
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Joined 08-18-05, id: 490906
Author has written 2 stories for Fantasy, and Essay.

I AM ADAM HEAR ME ROAR

I am Adam. I am a dyslexic 16-year old dude from smalltown new jersey who loves to cook, play drums, Metallica, System of a Down, and skateboarding. If i ever kept myself in one piece long enough to get sponsored on the skate scene, i would totally skate for flip. they rock.

Insilvershadows is like my best friend, she rawks hard so visit her profile and give her love, and if you do read my story when i put it up, don't be an ass and be mean. i am dyslexic, and i do take offense when people make me feel like a dumbass because of it. i do accept constructive criticism as i do want to write better and prove that just because i can't read like crap doesn't make me stupid.

Now that that's off my chest, i'd like to thank the academy... haha.

to decribe me inthe words of InSilverShadows...

"He scanned his buttocks. And e-mailed it to me. He's broken all ten toes, both legs, an arm, both shoulders, four metatarsals, two metacarpals, and his nose--THREE times. All of his casts were bright pink. When he broke his legs he went riding downhill in the wheelchair screaming "OMFG THIS KICKS ASS MAN!! WOOOOO!!" He's thrown tinsel, raw eggs, toilet paper, more tinsel, dandelions, hard-boiled eggs, shoes, and handfuls of pollen at one of my friends. He dances in the rain to the SPICE GIRLS. And he finds time to meditate daily. He wants to go vegan but loves beef jerky and hot dogs too much. He's started his own SAVE THE ANTS movement. He stole four hoodies, two shirts, a shoe, and a bottle of hair gel from the same friend he throws tinsel at."

That justabout cover it.

- -- NOW SHOWING!! -- -

Pandora's Shoebox

a story by prophetic squeegee

Pandora
and Isaiah are two ordinary best friends from a tiny beachside town in
tidewater Virginia. Their world turned upside down the day that they
found Marcellus Quimbeyconch, an atlantian (yeah, he's a mermaid, just
a guy one) turned human who needs to find a way to save his underwater
home from aproachingwarand learn to breathe properly without gills.

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Child of the Spider by Moon Unit Omega reviews
The cosmos are sliding out of balance, and only the child of the dark-elven spider goddess can right what is wrong. Rated PG-13 for violence, language, and mild adult themes. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,564 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 11/29/2004
White Shadows by InSilverShadows reviews
[Hiatus] For as long as he could remember, Sanaer d'Kanaran had been different because of his albinism. But all the teasing from his schoolmates is about to become the truth.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,722 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 3/21/2005
On that Diamond Sea by Bowling Beaver reviews
A poem about a girl who loses her family in a flood
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2005
The Dragon's Embrace by InSilverShadows reviews
[Permanent hiatus] Four unlikely companions must discover the secrets of an ancient relic and stop a war that will destroy everything. [Permanently stopped and cryogenically hibernating. I'm sorry to all fans, and thank you for your loyalty and reviews.]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,188 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 26 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 10/27/2004
Eyes of the Wolf by Blue Dragon-sy reviews
The boy was a slave, tortured close to death by a man with wealth that could rival a king’s. When he managed to escape, injured and weak, a wolf stood above him with its great eyes glowing. Could he not escape from death once more? -COMPLETE-
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/22/2004
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Adam reviews
Written after something happened to me that made me reflect. Basically, me talking about myself. Homophobes are cautioned to not read this.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/12/2005
Pandora's Shoebox reviews
Isaiah and Pandora were two ordinarey best friends from a tiny tidewater town. Then one day they found Marcellus, an atlantian turned human who's turning to them to save his home and teach him how to breathe properly without gills.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2005