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Author has written 8 stories for Love, Romance, Young Adult, Fantasy, and Essay.

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But you cant see it if you dont ask to be my friend.

Ok this is My little thing...Im just bored so your gonna have to deal with it. Its Like the old one only better.

-Fancy Talkshow host music comes on and a bright spotlight shows us Link has one hand firmly cuffed to his chair-

Link: Where am I?-puts a free hand up to cover eyes-

-Link suddenly has a microphone in front of him-

Link: What the hell is that! -pokes-

-There is a large, very bad static noise-

Audience& Link: AGGGG!

Link:-blinks- Uhm...-leans toward microphone- Hello?

Talkshow Host: WHY HELLO!

Link: -Nearly jumps out of his seat- Where'd you come from? -is puzzled-

TSH: You dont need to know that...BUT I DO! Tell us about yourself Link. What do you do for a Livin'?

Link: I save Hyrule from bad guys like G-

TSH: ENOUGH ABOUT THAT! How 'bout your personal life? Hows the wife and kids?

Link: -Annoyed- Ok (A) I have no personal life (B) Who said i had a Wif-


Audience: YEAH! -nods and cheers-

One random nerd: I dont...-sobs-

TSH: Except that dude.

Link: -eyetwitch- Well its because im usually bus-

TSH: Intriguiging, Now wha-

Link:-severly pissed- STOP CUTTING ME OFF!

TSH& Audience: ...

Link: AGGGGG! -Attacks Talkshowhost with his chair-

TSH: Wai-

-BOOM, SLASH, CLANG- Noooooo...not the toupee!


Author: Were sorry to tell you that this has been deemed too inapropriate for the younger audiences. So we'll just let you watch some happy educational Televis-
-Manical Laughter cuts in-

Author: -ahem- Some Educati-

Link: BUHAHAHAHAAAA!-tackles author-

Author: GET OFF ME YOU! merph...Dont make me...

Link: Dont make you what! -holds up chair in attack-

Author: -slyly- Change the script.

Link: Oh...Im So scared.

Author: Humph...Fine -scribbles madly on a peice of paper and grins- Muhahaha...You messed with the wrong chick.

-Link is suddenly in a short pink frilly dress-

Link:-squeeks- AGGGG! -covers self up- What did you doooooooo!

Author: I changed the script. Funny it fits you perfectly.-grins- And it goes with your eyes...

Link: Shut up...-holds chair defensivly-

Author:-threatingly- You want me to make this worse?

Link: -quivers- No mama.

Author: Thats what i though. Now as the Host was sayi- OH MY GOD! Look at THAT! He's like-

Link: You like that! THATS WHAT I CAN SO DO!

-The blood from-...-

Cat Man: Were sorry to inform you that this, too, has been deeped inapropriate for the younger audiences. Too bad. Its really cool...

-long awkward silence-

Cat man: Uhh...

-Another long awkward silence-

Cat man: Hows the wife and kids?

Link: AGGG!-throws the chair at Cat mans head-

Author: (unfortnatlly Link is stupid enough to forget that he is attatched to it...)

-the chair flops harmlessly to the ground-

Everyone: -Looks at chair-...

Link: Heh...-sweatdrop- (i knew that...)

-Long awkward silence-

Ganon: AHA! -swings in on a vine-

Link: Wtf...

Ganon: I will DEFEAT YOU Link!AHAHAH- X_X -slams into a wall-

Everyone: O.O"

Ok thats it for now guys. Comment on a poem or somthing if you liked it.
The Legend Of Zelda: Age Of The Lost Yogurt by Lord Timmy of Cob1 reviews
I have come to the conculsion that SUCKS! So I therefore will not put my Zelda fics on that Horrorible site. However; Since I like The Adventures Of Legalguy will remain on this site, and only on this site.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2003
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Whats in a Life reviews
This is my final essay for English Nine. Read, Review, Say what you may. Just remember. Its my life that I'm talking about.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007
True Colors reviews
An Essay for our Counciller. It was how you see yourself in ten years. So here it is. xP
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
Wisdom: A tale of Swords and Tears
When Zeldas father dies, she must travel to a small town where she meets some familiar charaters.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Published: 3/21/2007
Oolong:: reviews
When A Golden wolf makes a small mistake, she is thrown out into the world to fend on her own. After meeting a man named Salem, she is determined to get back to him and see him again. Will tensions over the spirit of the Forest and the King of Japan rise?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2007
Shadows from the Past reviews
I got some insparation from a ride on the bus. There was a dead fox on the side of the road...And please trust me. There's more than the Prologue. I just havn't written it yet. . Comments and critizim are greatly apprecieated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2006
A way to Work reviews
I wrote this after some hard times.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/1/2006
Men are Heartbreak reviews
I wrote this when i was having some guy issues
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/27/2006
Who I am reviews
First Poem so dont go easy on me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/27/2006