Joseph Mises
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Joined 08-21-05, id: 491325, Profile Updated: 02-22-08
Author has written 5 stories for Life, Historical, Essay, Play, and Thriller.

I like it here. I think I'll stay.

Oh, and if anyone asks, I'm totally pro-Death. That'll please those damn environmentalists. I walked into a room with a bunch of hairy economists the other week and they told me they were all Communists.

I said, "Hey as long as you're not a Democrat or a Republican..I'm cool."

War and Revolution really are always bad business.

- J. Mises

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The Gate by Aquarian Angel 2790 reviews
BEING REWRITTEN! In a post-apocalyptic world, Amelia Hunnigan and her team must protect The Gate, the entrance to her demolished city, from the walking dead. Can she hold them off or will her city fall, like so many across the world? R&R please
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006
The Sword's Master by littlecelticwitch reviews
The true tales of Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table from a pagan/druidic p.o.v., please R&R and if you have a suggestion for an Arthurian legend you want me to work in, please tell me
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,586 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006
The St James Sisters by S. Renee reviews
FINISHED The five St. James sisters Mary, Sara, Nora, Emy, and Gail are heading across the ocean on a ship full of sailors. Along the way each one falls in love with a man she never expected whether a sailor, an artist, a doctor, or an invalid.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005
What is Love? by PrincessOompa19 reviews
a poem about love confusion.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2006
America the Beautiful by Surmising Notations reviews
Written the week after Sept 11, 2001, a short essay and a poem to express my patriotic feelings.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2006
It Was I by JC-Saved-Me reviews
Who really crucified Jesus? A poem inspired by a prayer I prayed today.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2006
Secret Gifts by Surmising Notations reviews
Kathleen's gifts enable her to survive but at what price?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2006
Ode to Lucifer by Twilit Exaggerance reviews
Lucifer, Satan Incarnate, or Mistake Inherent? The tale of the angel...that became the devil...by the whim of a pen
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2006
The man without a name by Made in Britain reviews
This is the first poem I ever wrote.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/1/2006
Keeping Women in the Kitchen by macro90 reviews
If you make the mistake of marrying an intelligent, educated career woman, how can you transform her into a loyal housewife?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2006
Run Wolf Warrior, Run by Silent Howl reviews
I run forward . . . for I cannot look back.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2006
The Story of Jude and Josie by S. Renee reviews
FINISHED Jude and Josie met when they were both just young children in London. As the years go by their friendship survives, and soon turns to romance. But what will happen when WWII strikes?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
The Shower by SamMalone reviews
They met in the shower
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/25/2005
The Waterways of Darcidy by S. Renee reviews
FINISHED When war strikes, Christian, an enemy officer, only makes things for Elizabeth worse by constantly bothering her, but maybe she doesn't hate him as much as she thought...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,387 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 8/2/2004
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The Secrets of the Medjay reviews
In the year 2008, a Harvard professor of Islamic theology and a world-recognized advocate of Islamic reform is brutally assassinated at Harvard’s Divinity School Library. He leaves a message with a student which is then hunted down by his murderers.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006
The Secrets of the Priory reviews
Rome, Italy, Dec.2, 2005. A mysterious man has broken into the Vatican Secret Archives, a place which even the National Police are unaware about, to steal an unvalueble Papal document. He's caught in the act after wounding a few Swiss Guards ... and is ar
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/10/2005
Helicopter in Vietnam: An Essay reviews
An Essay written about the role of Helicopters in the Vietnam War.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/5/2005
A Narrow Escape reviews
A first-person point of view from someone escaping from New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina's prime touchdown.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2005
One Date reviews
A Man's date with a regular. Who is it?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/26/2005