SapphireIris
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 08-28-05, id: 492239, Profile Updated: 02-25-12
Author has written 9 stories for General, Essay, General, and Supernatural.
I've officially abandoned this account. It's been so long I don't think anyone cares, or indeed, will ever read this.
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Crypt Under Shadow Avenue by Vain Villain reviews
Shadow Avenue had always seemed like such a quiet street during the day, and Lionel was just a lonely boy finding his place in a dull world. But after a chance encounter on a cold autumn evening, his dreary days have taken a turn for the bizarre. Now his nights are filled with all manner of monsters, and he's become enamored with the horrors and wonders in the dark. Eventual Slash.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 91 - Words: 220,649 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 9/29/2006
What if Dragons are Real? by Mya von Dor reviews
Done-sequel in progress-Matthew, a college sophmore who has no idea he's half-dragon, went to school across the country to get away from his not-so-very-nice adoptive parents. Only he didn't excape his problems by coming to Boston, they only got worse.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 152 - Words: 393,819 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Complete
Between the Layers by Driretlan Valentine reviews
Henry's life just went bust. His home burned to the ground, and on top of that his family's missing! His search for them will bring him to a new world that he never imagined could exist.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,776 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007
Modern Magic by Zi Jian reviews
A high fantasy genre parody set in a modern world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,893 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Winter by Coolchan reviews
If it wasn’t for that eye marking me as a Holy, I wouldn’t be here. I wouldn’t be sitting in this chair, staring into this mirror. I wouldn’t be waited upon hand and foot. I wouldn’t be a prisoner to this Shrine. I would be a normal person... I wish.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,996 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
The Memory Eater's Daughter by JakeOfRavenclaw reviews
Not sure where I got the idea for this, but it's probably the longest complete story that I've written yet. About a particular species of parasite, and their relationship with humanity. Kinda rough at the moment...but, anyway, here it is.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,027 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
Paladin by Casey Drake reviews
A guy. A girl. A spell. One HECK of a twist. Welcome to Avadur.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,437 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 12/23/2006
Diary of a Mad Black Man by Terence the Terrible reviews
A series of rants spoken from MY perspective. MINE. Issues will range from things like music, race relations, clothing, and the dumbing down of America. Controversial? You tell me! Hate it or love it, it's straight from the heart! R&R. CHAPTER 40 is up!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 85,454 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 7/13/2005
Chateau Tisane by Zi Jian reviews
If Luis Hyde hears someone call him a "wizard" one more time, he's going to scream. Or, maybe, live up to one of those rumors about his supposed plans to burn down the city...Tempting. Perhaps some time in his garden might calm him down a bit.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 90,130 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Faustus: Well, Not Exactly by Solemn Coyote reviews
A harmless little divine comedy about a king, a demon, and the strangeness of afterlives.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,684 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
From the Mind of an Opinionated Teenager by life on rewind reviews
7: GOAL! You might hail rants as badly worded outpourings of teenage angst, or find yourself nodding along and feeling glad to know that there is one sane teenager left in the world. Whatever your opinion, do read mine. You might, actually, enjoy them.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007
The Homeless Lady by Raven Aorla reviews
A homeless person's home might just be somewhere else. And a lady to you might be a Lady to someone else. Inspired by a dream, and a commentary on stereotypes.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Walls Apart by bangbangstartagain reviews
[COMPLETE] She liked rock music. He preferred classical. She said what she thought. He thought before he said. She was from the 21st Century. He was from the 19th. There were more than walls keeping them apart.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,951 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Puffin: Private Elf Investigator by Raven Aorla reviews
Puffin's opera opens in Baltimore, but he wants to fight crime, too. His new wife, Sandi, is a forensic pathologist and parttime wolf. The first Elf professor at John Hopkins is dead. Could a medical discovery and something like the KKK be involved?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,193 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
Project Orion Second Draft by Numinor29 reviews
The second draft of Project Orion. XD Go read the current one, it's the best. This is here in case you wanted to see how the story has changed over time.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,452 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 3/24/2006
SHRJKAHSHJKshffffffffffkj2344444 by timorousme reviews
A satire I wrote for my AP English 12 class about giving too much meaning to art. The title is intentional.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Come With Your Arms Raised by Nikki the Hypie reviews
Jiri starts as if I’d just electrocuted him, and then rolled onto his back. Somehow, I manage not to fall off of him during this process. We end up in a rather compromising position:Jiri sprawled on his back,on my bed,and me sitting right over his... lap.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,658 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006
Brightest Star by MarshmellowParis reviews
Renn is an antisocial teenager drifting through life, Star is an exciting rocker who spends most of her time high as a kite. This is the story of an amazing and unlikely friendship. [completed]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,623 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Complete
My Dirty Diary by Aero Faerie Extraordinaire reviews
How to irritate homophobic parents pretend to be dating a bisexual gothpunk who's into more than holding hands. parties, alcohol, drugs, sex COMPLETE!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,672 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 5/31/2005 - Complete
Hero's Legacy First Draft by Numinor29 reviews
First Draft. Go see the better incarnation!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,846 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005
My Long Awaited Mary Sue Essay by Ghost in the Machine reviews
My thoughts on Mary Sues. How to spot them and what to do with them for readers and authors alike.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Complete
Advocate by Kitai Matsuru reviews
COMPLETE-Full summary inside-Matt, a sorcerer, is collecting talismans to destroy a demon. Sarah, a thief, needs a lot of money. Davin, a hunter, just wants to have some fun, but behind every facade there's another,and some stories aren't meant to be told
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 248,634 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Complete
Mario : The Man Behind The Hat by Le Creature reviews
Mario - An in-depth analysis - Chapter 4 - Mario Is A Republican
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 12/1/2005
Wind of the Soul by Celyn reviews
Yjadd is on the journey of a lifetime... (NB: This is not a normal story, in that it doesn't have a plot as such. It's more like a window; a way to look into another world. The good news is, you can more or less start anywhere.)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 207,599 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005
From Mere Existence by Trinkah reviews
To try to summarize would not be reasonable. If my story is worthy, it will be read, with or without a summary. Note: Prologue is to be read first. It was simply written last. My apologies for any inconvenience.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,441 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004
The Changer of Lethalian by Syleria reviews
A girl obsessed with fantasy stories gets her wish of falling into another world. There, she is a legendary figure destined to change the land for better or worse.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 126,308 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2001 - Published: 5/9/2001
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

SapphireIris' Collection reviews
This is where all my short stories go. Some dark, some happy, some funny, it's just a big mix.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,108 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 11/15/2005
The Ice Queen
Be careful what you wish for! Love can make people engage in acts of desperation that only end up separating them further from what they wished in the first place. Saya and Tobias know this only too well.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,221 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009
Anecdotal Mumblings
I am a strange one. This is a map of the illusion that I call reality. Rated M to be safe, since there are some pretty morbid moments and a bit of language.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,730 - Published: 5/30/2009
Rants, Raves, and Reviews reviews
Each chapter contains one rant, one rave and one review. Well, as far as I can get, anyways. From SapphireIris, who is most assuredly not dead.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,499 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 3/16/2006
A Diverse Poetry Collection reviews
Poems written by me, MyOwnBestCritic, and another cc. Very diverse selection.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 12/3/2006
Revenge reviews
Chasing someone so far in a big loop for so long can make you as crazy as I am. Or was. Past tense is more appropriate. When I died...
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 5/14/2006
Phantoms reviews
Annie Lorick has worked herself to the bone to get into college on smarts alone. But when she starts losing sleep over something strange, will she ever be able to live a normal life again? Failed NaNo '07. Will be updated... eventually.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007
Hard to Breathe reviews
All things tie together in the end. People meet, things happen, and entire worlds collide. Everything is connected... somehow. [rewrite] Yes, the chapters are longer now!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2007
Codes and Ciphers reviews
A cipher, for those of you who were wondering, is a type of code. A manual on deciphering codes and creating your own. (multi-chaptered, not finished)
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006