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A Cupcake For You by
Le Cosmonaute reviews
What would Fidel Castro do if he got a cupcake for his birthday? Hitler? Putin? The mailman? Jumping through time and across continents, occasionally into the realm of fiction, a little girl bestows a cupcake upon those who have built up civilisation.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,785 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 8/16/2007
On The Bathroom Floor by
Le Cosmonaute reviews
It is what the title says. Rated M for sexual content.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Resistance Broken by
Le Cosmonaute reviews
A bit of fluff I felt like writing. Two people finally stop resisting each other. Rated M for sexual content.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Those Who Don't Learn Are Doomed to Repeat by
Le Cosmonaute reviews
First chapter edited. Rock and history are restricted. Freedom is a myth. The Safety Force rules. 30 years from now, a team of rebels leads a hunt for illegal items to build a free city underground.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,153 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
All Night by
lovelaced reviews
I love being friends with benefits.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Sex dream with Michael by
Faithless Juliet reviews
He moves above me, bodies swinging like tree limbs intertwined during a great storm.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Books by
Nemonus reviews
A very short poem, rather like a haiku with the wrong amount of syllables, stewed up in my brain by interminable time at the library.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Vienna by
V de V reviews
Viennese coffeehouses are just like Parisian ones, though brainier. You go to think and remember the past while drinking your cup of java. Who knows? Maybe he'll return ...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
Shelf Life by
H. C. Sluys reviews
Paul the teddy bear gets lost in the grocery store and encounters some colorful characters.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2006
A HanselGretel Situation by
La Gitane reviews
Some things are just too tempting
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2006
A Crucifix by
drunk pigchicken reviews
yup, its aboot the Devil again!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2006
Phone Call for Mrs Smith by
Pacifist Soldier reviews
I regret to inform you that I can't write summaries. Rated T for morbid humor.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
November by
Shinagami's shadow reviews
poem for novemer remembranceday
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2005
Our Heads are Drooping Flowers by
R.J. Crosbie reviews
a collective poem i created with my friends, Arwen Starfire and Rasberry Twirl
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2005
Forever, For Never by
Spraypaint reviews
She lived to die, he died to live. No Name meets Own Name.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2005
Sinning Baby by
Arigo reviews
Different from my previous works.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2005
The Riot by
crazysexytiger reviews
This is by far the funniest parody i have ever written! Poe's "The Raven" was a great inspiration... enjoy!
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2005
No Evil by
Spraypaint reviews
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. He should know no evil.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2005
Mind Fire by
Spraypaint reviews
Every day, my fire grows, and every day, I add something to its burning depths.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2005
Twisted Bedtime Haikus by
philoslove reviews
A series of warped fairy tales written in haiku form. Now, bedtime tales and nursery rhymes included! Twisted haikus of Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Jack and the Beanstalk, The Gingerbread Man and others... Used to be
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004
Bleached by
XxVendettxX reviews
a poem about a friend, a victim of suicide. I watched her dye
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/12/2005
Gravestones and Spidersilk by
Plinky reviews
A poem - can't really explain what it is about. Kind of ethereal and a little different to my usual style, though I'm not really sure what my usual style is! Read?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/27/2005
My Dionysian Desire by
La Gitane reviews
Unadulterated addiction. Everyone has one.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/19/2005
Hurricane Katrina by
Draketeeth reviews
Yea another hurricane poem, you've probably see quite a few. This is written in the same style as my poem 'Hello Young Child' This hurricane poem is different. Take a look critique wanted
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/9/2005
Hollow by
Nightsky Watcher reviews
This is about Hitler and how society is mostly responsible for his madness
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2005
Pine by
My Amadeus reviews
One moment, no, two
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2005
How to Write a Fantasy Cliche by
RoseMcCann reviews
Write original fantasy cliches that will turn your neighbors blue with envy! Evil Archmages, princesses and dragons galore in this simple, easy-to-use reference guide for all things cliche. Write your very own trite novella in the blink of an eye!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
Should Not Feel Like This by
Rose G reviews
He's a good teacher and a better man; it can't be right to feel this for your teacher even though he feels it as well.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/12/2005
Positively by
Laura Chambers reviews
They say in math that (so I'm told), 2 negatives make a plus, And one negative and one positive, Are a negative.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2004
A Walk through Buchenwald by
Matthew James Current reviews
Wrote this when I was typing up my other Holocaust poem. Kinda got teary while I was writing it. I hope it gets its message across. Went to a German concentration camp, this poem is based off of that experience.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/10/2004
OK, this is bad by
Ghost in the Machine reviews
The full title is "OK, this is bad. What do I do now?" But for some reason, you can't put periods in your titles. Chapter 1 is advice for readers, Chapter 2 is for authors.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Complete
The Darkest Night Of All: Darkness Falling by
Darth Gilthoron reviews
Alternate history. The schisma between the Allied Forces has come earlier than expected, and Hitler's men find themselves in a situation where a friend is hard to tell from a foe. And the war continues...
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,849 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/5/2003 - Published: 10/3/2002 - Complete
Fairy Wings by
Broken Petals reviews
"One night in darkness, I'll ride away, on fairy wings. . ."
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/23/2003
Take a shower by
Jones Bond reviews
Little Hans has no Idea of whats going on.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2003
Hitler's Pride by
black-fey reviews
A poem about Hitler. It's a general poem but the topic itself has raised the rating a bit. The "privileged" ;) that I've shown this to, really enjoyed it, so have a look yourself!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2002
Improvisation with Composers: W. A. Mozart by
ShinigamiForever reviews
Stupid title restrictions. Agh! Anyway, a poem on Mozart, as the title says. The world that owns Mozart/from birth of talent drove him/beautifully, fantastically, insane...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2002
Papa by
Jayni reviews
I'm not a nazi or anything... but I read a poem that addressed how the common German under the Hitler regime... and I thought I'd take a crack at it myself.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2001
Inferno of Love by
Zephyr reviews
A poem about the Holocaust with a different view of Hitler.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2001
Ode to a Face in a Book by
Dragonessa Smith reviews
A poem about the people who died in concentration camps during WWII and aren't famous like Anne Frank. My first poem.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2001