What I write: Mostly stories that are supposed to be mega-long and end up being short-changed or unfinished. Generally, a lack of reviews contributes to the death of my major stories. I also like to do oneshots. Occasionally poetry. I went through a poetry phase for a while there. I'm also a fanfiction writer. If you want to know more, check my work out at ffnet/~salkiethia

What I read: I like poetry, short stories and if I can catch them early enough, longer stories. If you want me to read something, tell me, and chances are I will.

My Recommended Fics

I'd Rather Die: Though currently under revision, IRD is one of the only finished fics I have up. It's one of my personal favorites, too.

I Believe: A oneshot piece that was written from a prompt by my creative writing teacher. Personally, I think it's rather devastating, and while not based in fact from my life, there certainly are enough people who have experienced something similar to this.

Tree's Song: It won a writing contest, so I guess it's all right. Not my favorite by any means, but it's okay. I intended to do all four seasons with chapters, but I've sort of lost interest. Only done fall and winter so far.

The Fallen: A oneshot about an angel and the way he fell from Heaven. It's not brilliant by any means, but it's new, and I'm still waiting for reviews. :)

Bumper Stickers:

Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
Faster than a speeding ticket.
Heck is for people that don't believe in Gosh.
Hogwarts Dropout
I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.
I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Life is a glitch in the universal program; death is just the programmer's way of debugging.

Celebrity quotes:

"Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it’s not true. I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk" -Stephen King
"Commit the oldest sins, the newest kind of ways." - William Shakespeare
"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." - Elvis Presley
"Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." - R. Kennedy
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music". - George Carlin
"I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends, so don't talk to them." - Cameron Diaz
"I want a sandwich named after me." -- Jon Stewart
"My whole goal is to keep my spirit intact. If that doesn't happen, none of this is worth it." -- Jewel
"But I refuse to believe that I am a better actor than myself." --Jim Carrey
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." --Walt Disney
"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you 50,000 dollars for a kiss and 50 cents for your soul." -- Marilyn Monroe
"People used to throw rocks at me because of my clothes. Now they wanna know where I buy them." - - Cyndi Lauper

REALLY RANDOM:

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Boldly Going Nowhere.
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
You say psycho like it's a bad thing.
"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown
Dilbert's Words of Wisdom: "You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."
Dain bramaged
A repair shop:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)