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Joined 09-01-05, id: 492697, Profile Updated: 12-30-11
Author has written 4 stories for Romance.

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I would like to thank the academy.

I don't like children. They look at me funny. I also spew nonsense all the time, but I'm working on it.

update 12.30.11: Hi! It's been almost 3 years since my last update, but I'm finally back! I hit a bit of a rough bump but for some reason, at 1am in the morning today, I decide to get. over. it. My writing's rusty from disuse but hopefully I'll improve. Thank you to everyone for all your support and private messages! Have a great new year! Start 2012 fresh :)

--My stories are not meaningful, life-changing, or thought-provoking. They're pretty childish and full of fifth grade jokes...and that's how I like 'em! I write whatever comes to mind, and I can assure you that none of it is any of those three adjectives. If you're looking for something that you might find on bookshelves, uh, you can look in my faves. If you're looking for something silly to keep your mind off that six-page paper that's due in an hour, you can look at my stories!


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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
The Folly of a Monster Love by alias h. anonymous reviews
Psychology major Alma Caldwell was fascinated by the human mind and its frightening capability of turning nightmares into reality. That is, until a demon turned her reality into a nightmare.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 237,554 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4779 - Favs: 3,565 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4045 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
The Nutcracker Bleeds by Lani Lenore reviews
A twisted fairy tale. Based on the story of The Nutcracker, this is a bloody tale of oddity, illusion, insanity, love, and deep, dark secrets. Rated for strong sexual themes and heavy violence.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,492 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
bending spoons by dead.disco.doll reviews
looking at you, holding my breath, for once in my life, i'm scared to death, i'm taking a chance, letting you inside lifehouse
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Killing the Cliche' by jadedmuse reviews
Amy gets kidnapped by an easily annoyed stranger. Her teasing nature is driving him over the brink, but he might just learn something from her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,067 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 10/6/2004
Reckless by I-eat-Paste reviews
Hannah Michaels has been blessed with three older brothers who go to all end to keep her safe. To them that is running away any guy who comes closer than arms length. So what's a girl to do, hmm maybe fall in love with the only guy she's allowed around...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,283 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 7/14/2004
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
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Something In The Summer Air reviews
Three weeks was a long time. As she snapped the Twix bar in half, she glanced at him and wondered if he knew she was about to do the same to his heart. He smiled at her then, and she felt herself melt faster than the chocolate in her mouth.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,427 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009
Just Nutty reviews
ONE-SHOT. Deodorant? Check. Irresistible charm? Always. Minty fresh breath? You got it, dude. Underwear? Oh snap. John’s not used to getting the cold-shoulder treatment, but after meeting Kandy, he’s been getting a lot of cold shower action.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
We've Got A Big Mess On Our Hands reviews
COMPLETE. Miss Shy just wanted to get through detention. Mr. Musician just happened to notice her choking. Mr. Gorgeous New Kid just got transferred. So where does Mr. Chess Club come in? And what's with all the secrets and screw-ups?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge reviews
ON HOLD. DON'T READ. In a twisted story of backstabbing your best friend, Lacey accepts a deal proposed by Colton only because they'll both get what they want out of it. Neither realized that they were gonna get more than they bargained for.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2007