SKOW

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I would like to thank the academy.

I don't like children. They look at me funny. I also spew nonsense all the time, but I'm working on it.

update 12.30.11: Hi! It's been almost 3 years since my last update, but I'm finally back! I hit a bit of a rough bump but for some reason, at 1am in the morning today, I decide to get. over. it. My writing's rusty from disuse but hopefully I'll improve. Thank you to everyone for all your support and private messages! Have a great new year! Start 2012 fresh :)

--My stories are not meaningful, life-changing, or thought-provoking. They're pretty childish and full of fifth grade jokes...and that's how I like 'em! I write whatever comes to mind, and I can assure you that none of it is any of those three adjectives. If you're looking for something that you might find on bookshelves, uh, you can look in my faves. If you're looking for something silly to keep your mind off that six-page paper that's due in an hour, you can look at my stories!

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