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Joined 09-02-05, id: 492767
Author has written 17 stories for Young Adult, General, Fantasy, and Sci-Fi.

Hi. My name, such as it is, is Anya. I've been hanging around here for a while, mostly to drop reviews to people and stalk them in a creepy fashion, but I have finally been persuaded to start uploading some of the stories I write (which is probably why you're here, after all.)

About me... I've just left high school, and in relatively short order will be heading out on a gap year, which may put a dent in regular story updates, tragically. After that I'm heading off to study psychology things, and plan to keep up writing all through uni, so I shouldn't dry up for long.

Anyway. My current favourite authors are Mercedes Lackey, Robin Hobb, Terry Pratchett, Stephen Fry and Oscar Wilde. (Any resemblence of my characters to Vanyel Ashkevron is coincidental, I swear!) My favourite movie is Velvet Goldmine, which rocks, along with other delightful things such as My Own Private Idaho and Rent.

My current obsessions: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Oscar Wilde (can you tell?), House, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie (and any combinations thereof). I'm also very fond of Noel Coward. The best books I've read recently are The Lies of Locke Lamora (by Scott Lynch), Funny Boy (by Shyam Selvadurai), N for Narcissus (by Chris Hunt), and Melusine and The Virtu (by Sara Monette).

I'm a raving yaoi fangirl, and I'd be very startled to have a plot idea without slash of some description. If you don't like it, nobody's forcing you to read my work.

I leave you with two Oscar Wilde quotes, from the introduction of The Portrait of Dorian Gray. Not for any real reason, I just like them.

"There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. This is all."

"We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he does not admire it. The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely. All art is quite useless."

Stories in progress and status thereof

By Divine Agency - Updated whenever I feel the urge, and here's to hoping that my writing of it doesn't stall horrifically. Also, please note my apologies for the awful pun in the title. Other suggestions are very welcome.

Midnight Stranger - On hiatus. Sorry! But with exams, and more inspiration on other stories, I had to give it a rest. I will finish it someday, I swear.

Chips of Emerald - Updated at irregular and random intervals. No update currently in progress.

Stories currently being contemplated or drafted (all titles and summaries are provisional)

Secrets - David and Philip were the perfect fucked up couple. But things don't always work out the way you want, and it's hard to make it alone through grief and psychoses when everyone's keeping secrets. SLASH, LEGEND OF EMERALDS AU. Awaiting response from my betas and severe editing, then will be posted. Soon, I hope!

Shadow sequel - No current summary. Looks to be a one-shot set about 5 years after the end of My Shadow and Me. Will obviously be worked on/posted after the competion of the first story.

Platonic Soulmate - Alex was looking for fun, a friend, and handsome guys to flirt with. Chloe was looking for someone to talk to, someone to laugh with, and pretty girls to kiss. What they found was each other. Well... two out of three ain't bad. M/M F/F SLASH. Alex from My Shadow and Me will be getting this story eventually, devoted entirely to his exploits. I have lots of other stories in the pipeline first, though!

Caspirin's Stone - Thyria is a country plagued with demons; every thousand years comes a Voice of the God, to choose his Black Knight and slay them all. But the Knight's been missing for four years, and the Voice may have to choose a new champion... SLASH. I adore this story, even though I have no idea how long / complex / slashy it will be. It's going to be a while coming, though.

Fitting Dreams - Claire just wants to be a normal, dutiful daughter, but finding her grandmother's journal may force her to acknowledge that she wants something different than Victorian England allows. F/F SLASH, ONE SHOT. This one's taking me a while to complete, but I'm maybe halfway through now? So it'll go up someday.

Dice Games - The Great War. Nathan isn't enjoying it much, particularly when he has to deal with Dice, the soldier who never loses at gambling, and no one will tell him how his predecessor died and why everyone hates Major Daltry... (Implied slash, maybe). This one's going good! Though I'm not sure how soon I'll finish it, because I suck that way.

Feel free to message me about any of my stories and praise me unduly. Or, y'know, ask questions about them.

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My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Thoughts Without Words by Saint Anger reviews
[MM SLASH] When Nate, a mischievous, troublesome mental patient, meets Robbie, the introverted new admit, it throws life in the ward entirely off balance. Not that there was much mental balance to begin with. [MM SLASH]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,199 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2004
Rise of the Dawn by The Inkslinger reviews
YAOI/SLASH Shanza and Ikeda, two lost souls forced together through circumstance to discover what it means to love. Chosen as the Gods' representatives, danger and deceit lurks around every corner. Will the trials ahead unite them, or destroy them?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 394,176 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 1/30/2004
Upon A Time Undone by Raz Nic an t-Saoir reviews
Slash. A Princess and her loyal band of men decide they've had enough of Happy Ever After. An epic quest to destroy fairy tales ensues.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 186,227 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/6/2004
Love for Ransom by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Sev is your average smartass extraordinaire and a member of an elite class. Strange luck lands him in the company of a group of amateur robbers hitchhiking across the galaxy and trying not to kill each other in the process—as their hostage.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,021 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 9/16/2005
Saturday Morning Cartoons by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] We're just two horny teenaged boys. We don't know what the hell we're doing. But that's okay, it's more fun this way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,590 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005
Five Dollar Bag by The Freaky Butt Mate reviews
He's the lead guitarist in an up-and-coming band. She's a uni student, studying media. The common factor: Both their love lives are screwed . Maybe, together, they can help each other find the ones they need. (SLASH M/M & F/F)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,725 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 7/27/2004
The Interview by a.s. bygones reviews
A live interview necessitates the finding of a fake boyfriend for actor Jake Buckley. Leigh is amused. Jake is not. Nick doesn't really mind at all. Slash. Now finished, but edits will be coming at some point.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,695 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
The Sandman's Kiss by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Alek lives for the oblivion that sleep brings—and each day he drags himself through a life of abuse. What is a boy to do when he discovers he has unwittingly earned the attention of a charismatic walking myth: the Sandman? [complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,842 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Complete
To Tame the Brown Bucking Spider by OrangeFlips reviews
(slash) Stan was the public-school transfer. Tyler was the information kid. Nathaniel was too sexy for his own good. And Phillip... he was just a little bit normal.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,076 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Klutz Toxic Butterfly by Silvae reviews
A group of gay college students are making their way through life - in their own eccentric ways. Smashing music, tattoos, hate and love; need I say more? [SLASH M/M]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,395 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 1/27/2004
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Caspirín's Stone reviews
A country plagued by demons, a prophet missing his hero, a knight who's broken his vows and a powerful talisman fallen into the wrong hands. Treygan, a demon killer on the run from his former life, is thrust right into the middle. Slight M/M slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,228 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
Secrets reviews
David and Philip were the perfect fucked up couple. But things don't always work out the way you want, and when you've lost everything, it's hard to make it alone through grief and psychoses when everyone's keeping secrets. SLASH, LEGEND OF EMERALDS AU.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 84,384 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
By Divine Agency reviews
The Athene Agency kidnaps the psychics. The Artemis Agency saves them. The Nox agents are just trying to make money. But there's a fight going on, and soon the agencies are going to stop playing by the rules, leaving Rings in the middle. MM SLASH.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007
Stowaway reviews
Captain Arran Rickard is quite happy to run his ship on his own - and he's not pleased when his impulsive young cousin shows up, running away from his family and searching for pirates, adventure, and exotic island maidens - and wanting Arran's assistance.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Marina reviews
Alice wanted sunlight and a break from her problems but after she meets Marina her friends begin to worry that she's got more problems than she pretends. FF SLASH, ONE SHOT.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,246 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Public School Spirit reviews
My parents sent me to boarding school when I was eleven years old. Raoul was in my dormitory, and he was the one who led the great pillow offensive when some of the older students snuck in. But first crushes don't necessarily work out. MILD SLASH ONESHOT.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
My Shadow and Me reviews
Daniel's got a got a new life: new college, four new friends, and an aversion for mirrors. All he wants to do is forget about his family, his ex, and his less than pleasant history. But he can't keep running forever, and his past is catching up. MM SLASH
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,950 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Three Coffins reviews
Leanna had always known she was beautiful, but she didn't know what that meant until she met Tristan. Rich, gorgeous, amoral he's perfect for her. He's also got a pair of fangs and a pretty, resentful boytoy, but hey, she'll take him anyway. ONE SHOT.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
Along Came A Spider reviews
It's not been Zebedee's month. First he gets turned into a spider, and now he's frightening people without even meaning to. But happening upon the Muffets may just have saved him! ONE SHOT, MILD SLASH, fairly random fluff.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Complete
Good Girls reviews
.'Good girls don't grope other good girls. Or bad girls.' When you're stressed, everyone you know is crazy, and you're at war with your homophobic school, playing the flirtation game with your best friend might not be the best plan... FF SLASH.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,473 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Chips of Emerald reviews
Snippets, crack, fluff, angst and deleted scenes about David, Philip, and Katie from Legend of Emeralds. From the future, from the past... everything I didn't get a chance to say, really. M/M SLASH
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,117 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006
Midnight Stranger reviews
Richard is a highwayman in Regency England, a villain with a mysterious past. When he whimsically lets a midnight encounter pass unrobbed, the stranger decides he is just too intriguing to forget. MM SLASH
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,429 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006
Quickfinger House reviews
When, as a homeless adolescent, John finds his way to Regency London, he unwittingly creates a safehaven for the best of the young whores and pickpockets. ONE SHOT.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,810 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Complete
In the Genes reviews
.'We thought we'd do something as a family. The way I see it, the only thing we need to be doing as a family is visiting a therapist.' She isn't happy with her life, she isn't happy with her family, and mostly, she isn't happy with her sister. ONE SHOT.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Legend of Emeralds reviews
Lord Philip was a Duke's son, and David was the richest young man in Oxford. David's got secrets he's trying to hide, and Philip has a penchant for emeralds. MM SLASH.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,167 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
Next Steps reviews
You lived your life by taking every next step, never wondering when you might wake up. ONE SHOT. Vague homosexual references.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Blow me a Kiss reviews
ONE SHOT: They were just walking along, it was an ordinary day, when someone made it memorable. Contains very mild homosexual content.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete