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Foxified by Carbon Slash reviews
She has a normal pet just like everyone else. Yeah right, normal. Firstly, it is a fox. Secondly, it can turn into a human at will. What the hell? And aren’t foxes supposed to be cunning?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/21/2005
The New Year by bacchanalianromance reviews
My boss is looking for his Cinderella, and he hires me to do it. And here's the clincher: I AM CINDERELLA. What the hell do I do now?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/12/2008
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7164 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Matt and Jane by imjustme.just me reviews
From best friends to rivals, they shared an intense dislike for each other. ON THE OUTSIDE; . What happens now 10 years later when Matt saves Jane and she owes him one? R/R please :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 1/15/2006
Xnay on Angerday, s'il vous plaît by Lulai reviews
June was fine with her rather dull life. The last thing she needed was a cursed bracelet, a demon chasing her, and a surly vampire who makes her toes curl. Although she's changing her mind on that last one...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,778 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Of Whims and Wizards by lillypad-hopper reviews
A series of oneshots that retell some of my favorite childhood fairytales. With any luck these will be weird, funny,and generally a reflection of my very warped mind. Currently in the middle of Cinderella/Incinerating Eloquence. Yeah. Because it's a PAIN.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,484 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008
Year of the Rabbit by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. Meet Rhode, the sad and forgotten Easter Bunny. Next, meet Reval, the unhinged imposter Easter Bunny. And lastly? Meet Sophie. . . the girl caught up in a holiday that isn’t supposed to last THIS long.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Defunct Darling by SoaringDragon226 reviews
Riley always thought she would live in quiet adoration of her crush, Aiden. Of course, she also thought she would never find a ghost boy living in her attic. When the ghost starts following her, it attracts the attentions of Aiden and problems ensue.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 6/8/2006
A Special School by cat-and-mouse reviews
Hao is a clone. To keep her away from real human, her creators send her to a special boardingschool...but with a goth chick, a vampire, an android, a talking doll, a catboy, doggirl...WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL IS THIS? FINAL CHAPTER UP! EXTRAS UP!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,490 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 5/4/2006
Solitude and Synergy by fragmented blue reviews
A fairytale in which the damsel in distress is locked away by her evil mother, and the dashing prince comes to save her from doom and ill fate. And if the damsel happens to be, well, not a damsel? Well, the prince is more than fine with that, too. [SLASH]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,861 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
Fantasy Parodies by Lccorp2 reviews
Fantasy parodies, mocking anything and everything about the genre. You want to read these. You just know you want to.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,794 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/12/2006
Over You by verita reviews
Charlie thought she found The One. So when he dumps her out of the blue for his ex, she does the only thing that makes sense: she gets even. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,687 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Unfold by LiME-GREEN-CAPES reviews
“I hate you.” He told me openly as we sat inside our classroom. “Aw. I hate you too sweetheart.” I replied sharply. And then, moments later, when the class had flied out, he turned towards me, pushed me against the wall and kissed me senseless.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Trouble by Pinkamoo reviews
I am sweet. I am innocent. I never get in trouble. I haven't just met an arrogant pervert who I want to castrate. I am lying.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,331 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Can I keep him? by Birds and Boats reviews
She's had this dog since she was 8, so when he suddenly turns into a very attractive man, she's allowed to be a bit surprised
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Castle Mirrors by Alfsigesey reviews
Nakita is abducted to a magical Kingdom ruled by a sadistic monster of a king, and expected to break a curse by falling in love with the creep. This is the story of Beauty and the Beast, on acid.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 10/24/2004
Notorious AI by OMFGNOWAI reviews
Notorious A.I is...Well...It has Cat Boys, Maids, Dolls, Vampire, Dog Girls, Shoujo-Ai,Anime References,Ecchi, Bikini stealing,The Mob,Fake Superstars and so much more! Yeah, that's Notorious A.I for you.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2006
My Son, the Cliché Twin by Brooke ORiley reviews
He hired a maid who thinks he’s a jerk. He met a girl online and started to fall for her. And then he bumped into my son, who happened to look exactly like him, so of course they switched places. And that was just the beginning…COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,621 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
I Am Lost by brokendreams21 reviews
This is my first poem so I hope you all like it! Remember to read and review as it will greatly be appreciated! (PS This is my favourite poem of all)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/12/2006
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Princes are Evil by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Meet Rhian, a self-proclaimed comedian whose thoughts are completely erratic. She lives in a kingdom where the prince has no emotions, and she is supposed to break the curse placed on him. Of course, she doesn't want to do this. Told in her POV.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,490 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Complete
Silent Tears by Master of the Chimps reviews
True sad story. A guy confesses his love in an aisle while a girl turns him down. Who deserves what?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Complete
Poems of the Wind by Chaos Shadow reviews
A collection of poems I've written. Sort of angsty, but I'd say they're okay. Latest bout of poetry was a Prophecy I made up from a Digimon site... Interesting origin...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2003 - Published: 3/6/2002
Neko Goddess by chouchou reviews
[COMPLETED]Imagine this: a girl, a bishounen-half-cat-demon, a talking Mashimaro doll all in one apartment. -____-;;
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,968 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 27 - Updated: 2/16/2003 - Published: 8/12/2002
Bin no Ai by pinkuz reviews
A story about an ordinary girl, an ordinary life and a not so ordinary 2,000 year old guardian.. MISSING CHAPTERS SUMMARY available
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,344 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2002 - Published: 12/26/2001