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Joined 09-02-05, id: 492832, Profile Updated: 06-20-09
Author has written 8 stories for Essay, General, Friendship, and Romance.

Hey, I'm Em!ly, I'm American, I'm 18...I REALLY don't know what to put here, friend of mine coaxed me in to posting a bio...but I don't know what to say, so here, 5 random facts about me, in no particular order:

1. I collect Bazooka Joe comics, I have all of them in a silver box, even the repeats and the ones that I can't read because they're in Hebrew.

2. I only use ONE pencil at a time (meaning I use the same pencil for everything until it's dead) and every single time I name them Fitzwilliam.

3. I believe that, if facing each other in battle, Don Knotts from The Andy Griffith's Show, would kick the green little behind of Yoshi from Mario.

4. My favorite words is 'angst'...and any possible (or made up) conjugations of the word...

5. I tasered myself three times with a taser that my friends brother made out of a disposable camera because he wanted to test on a human, and I'm an idiot.

5.5. When he asked to test his air soft gun on me, I drew the line.

I am a big fan of movies, so here, my top 10, just for the hell of it!

1. The Emperor's Club

2. Mean Creek

3. Elephant

4. Brick

5. Thumbsucker

6. Were The World Mine

7. The Ballad of Jack and Rose

8. Eulogy

9. Lords of Dogtown (the UNRATED version)

10. Sunshine

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RentBoy by Felix17 reviews
SLASH/MxM - The story of a troubled thirteen year old schoolboy forced into prostitution on the cruel unpredictable back-streets of London. Based on a true story. Contains sexual reference and swearing. Edition 2
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/26/2010
RentBoy by Felix17 reviews
SLASH/MxM. The story of a troubled thirteen year old school-boy forced into prostitution on the cruel and unpredictable streets of London. Based on a true story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,165 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 10/31/2007
Llameo and Goatiet by Ermine reviews
Actually, I'm not sure how much like Romeo and Juliet this story is, because I've never read the book, but oh well. It's about an evil llama and a goat that fall in love.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2003
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Party Crasher reviews
Dance. Oliver didn’t phrase the words as a question, but as a command, and Noah nodded, setting his nearly empty cup down on the closes table. He didn’t always like being pushed around, but at least for now he was willing to let Oliver be in charge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Complete
Coffee Cup Eyes reviews
Charlie lived for the pictures, the broadest views, so when he leaned over and placed his lips against Jonah's cheek, it wasn't anything that he really thought about. Jonah lived for moments, each minuscule, individual moment, and this was one of them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
It Starts With a Phone Call
Short Story. A young man named Kai who has always been calm, collected and strong receives a phone call that sends him into hysterics. His room mate and friend, who never expected to see him break down, tries his best to calm Kai.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
I Angst, You Angst, HeSheIt Angsts
Just an essay about exactly the title...ANGST! Only it's not JUST angst, it's a whole new way to look at ANGST.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Ode to 11:58PM reviews
A comedic poem for the best friend a gal could ask for...packed with randomness and odditiy!
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Peacemaker reviews
It was one of those choices that you'd hoped you'd never have to make, kill a man or let him kill your brother...the answer seems obvious but the questions of right and wrong were nagging at my mind..." exerpt, I couldn't think of how to summarize.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
The Benefits of a Pinup reviews
Yeah...just a random essay about the positive effects of crushing on celebrities...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Cranberry Sauce and Marshmallows: A Closer Look reviews
A humor-themed personal essay comparing people to foods at the Thanksgiving Table...it's really just kind of fun.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
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