Vexed and Tired
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Joined 09-08-05, id: 493489, Profile Updated: 08-20-12
Author has written 17 stories for Song, General, Fantasy, Kids, Humor, General, and Horror.

"Oh ye! Who have your eye-balls vexed and tired,
Feast them upon the wideness of the sea"

John Keats, On the sea

http://starshinereportingtoearth.blogspot.co.uk/

I just figured out that I've been on this website since I was 13 years old...I'm now 21 and back reading and writing again. Feel like an absolute coffin-dodger here, but it's a great site and I'd forgotten how awesome quality some of the writing is.

I'm writing a short horror story at the moment called Remnant's of St Greaves Academy. It started out as a series of random vignettes and sort of developed a narrative which I decided to post in chronological order. Basically if you ever dreamed that you were a small child trapped and alone in the dark and surrounded by monsters that you can't see and you fancy re-living those dreams THIS BE THE STORY FOR YOU!

Currently inspired by: One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest by Ken Kesey, Moby Dick by Herman Melville, John Dies at the End by David Wong, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll, any music by Hannah Fury, Batman: The Animated Series, Tideland (directed by Terry Gilliam) and Mirrormask (directed by Dave McKean)

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The Cracked Altar by CrossingStar reviews
Inside the mind of a killer who knows no goodness...not really sure what to think of this short, dark story. Help, please? Rated for mentions of death and animal sacrifice.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2012
I'm Sorry I'm A Whore by becky4freedm reviews
I'm not, this just came to my mind and i wrote it
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
Nicotine by RockRollGeekFreak reviews
The feeling washes over me, and I feel free
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Butterflies and Clowns by Time To Change reviews
See what you think /
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/21/2008
Goodnight Moon by TheBrokenWanderer reviews
it's hard to explain...the inner fight between hope and hopelessness....the damn editor wouldn't let me lay this out the way I wanted to, so it looks like a flowing poem, but it's not...oh well....and there's no chorus...but it is a song...i'll shut up no
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
the Watchman's Bell, Book, and Candle by Ammom reviews
Within the folds of Replicate Castle Marie faces against the shadows of phrase as the Watchman gives it all to return her home. When an important book disappears, they find new faith in unreliable allies. Now the truth of the Watchman unfolds.R&R returned
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 90,842 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Complete
Pawn Takes King by ConvenientParking reviews
Ugh. Pretty pathetic if a pawn takes your king.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Complete
Langley's Ark by child-dragon reviews
Langley and Sabreur are twin 'mancers in a world where magic and science collide and the skimmers on the high seas rule supreme. So hoist the sails, watch out for the undead penguins, and for the love of all things holy - don't touch the firebombs.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 145,646 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 12/28/2005
Still In the Sea by Ammom reviews
A sorta rap song I made about my ex, who started spreading a rumor I had cheated on him after we broke up. Anyways, it's revolved around being caught up in the wave of things, and choosing to be or not. Being my first song, R&R is appreciated and returned
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Escape by Ankaa reviews
Winter harbors death in more than one way.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
S a g e by Noihseret reviews
My brother could see things that others cannot. He could hear and feel things that others could never hope to understand. Maybe if I told you what I saw in my brother, you'll understand what he saw. Then maybe, just maybe, you'll understand why he died.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 10/19/2006
Werewolf Symphony by Viburnum reviews
A song for the supernatural creatures: Werewolves.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Outlaw by CRaZy-OdIN reviews
Steal from the ritch and keep it for yourself
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2006
Full Moon Risen by Charmed Sherwood reviews
Ada knows what she is, knows why the moon draws her closer, but she doesn't accept it or the only person who can fully understand her
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,916 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005
Island Party by Bonfire Of The Sanities reviews
I really hate people some days...plus I really want to go to the beach
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2006
Wanderlust by Benjamin L'Amour reviews
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2005
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Sammy Jay Blues
Sammy Jay you broke the heart of everybody who ever loved you. Was wondering where you are again and thinking about how you walk up and down tracks trying to get hit by a train and I wrote this song for you.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Complete
She won't stay buried reviews
It's been a while, but much like the lady in this song, I haven't disappeared completely. Heads up for violence and scary ex-girlfriends.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2012
Remnants of St Greaves Academy reviews
Vignettes about a kid who gets dropped off at a human experimentation facility that is disguised as a boarding school.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012
Why Anxiety Makes Me Fat reviews
A poem pieced together from things I wrote in my absolute raving craziest moments, carefully edited and re-arranged into a neat little explanation as to why I'd rather be fat instead of conventionally attractive and insane
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Complete
The Death of Maddie Ferguson reviews
If you want to use magic, then you have to pay for it. Dearly.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Drifters reviews
For somebody I can't imagine life without. Looks like I'm gonna have to learn.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/11/2008
The Rabid Tale of the Hideous Wolf Boy reviews
The moral of the story is, of course, that all mischievous little boys should be killed upon sight to prevent further damage. And that if you hear screaming, run away from the source, not towards it like they do in movies.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
I remember your vomit reviews
Relationships and drunkeness. Good stuff.
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2008
KaChanski reviews
Huddled over his little desk with a screwdriver in one hand and a spanner in the other, Dr. Foster was about to make one of the greatest inventions in the history of humankind. Its name was KaChanski, the greatest dancing robot ever to walk the earth.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
The Waiting Game reviews
It's about people who suffer with chronic stage fright and general nervousness, but is open to interpretation.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Uncle Chris reviews
Oneshot. May's mother has travelled down to london to visit her brother in hospital, leaving May and her father together in the house. Arguments and ideas are explored, specifically in the culinary area. Rated for some language. I decided to play it safe.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
Song 14 reviews
A killer is having lastminute thoughts about what they are doing. Told from the perspective of the victim.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/16/2006
Lethargy reviews
Song written about a time in my life where I was pretty down and depressed, around eight years old if I remember correctly
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2006
So I'm an idiot reviews
A re-write of a song I began a few years ago. Another insight into my utterly childish mind, kind of stupid, but I don't really care in this present time.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/28/2006
Nosebleed reviews
Don't read if you are squeamish at the slight mention of blood okay. Song based on a rubbish morning I had.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2006
The Procrastinator reviews
I know that the title isn't a real word but that's the idea. This one needs a bit of work at the end. I really should update my stories sometime.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2006
Nostalgic Days reviews
It took me a while to write this, it's my first song! I guess I just hate it when you have to say goodbye to stuff and it was inspired by that.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2005
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