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There's not that much to say really. I'm 18. I want to go abroad to learn Spanish REALLY well. I run track. I would play other sports but my eye-hand coordination is nonexistent. I love hiking and rock climbing and french food and indian food and chinese food and japanese food and italian food. Shopping for more than an hour and a half gives me a headache. …let’s see what else…I love chocolate chip cookies…I eat them everyday…can’t live without. I love listening to music…anything but country.

Ummm…I have 2 sisters. I wish I had a brother. O well.

I love movies: these are some of them:

gladiator, pride and prejudice, love actually, hitch, Zorro, pirates of the Caribbean, bend it like beckam, the mummy, the count of Monte cristo, 1st matrix, chocolat, taxi(French version only, the English version SUCKS ASS), The closet, le dinner de con, Chicago, Mean Girls, Mulan, Girl with a pearl earring, , Shrek, Italian Job, The breakfast Club, Last Samurai, A room with a view, Runaway Jury...

So anyways, I basically read mostly slash stories, I’m just like that. So if there are any good stories out there, send them my way.

Well, that’s all I can think of.

oh, one last thing (a little something i picked up):

How to give 110 in College

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So it stands to reason that Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and Bullshit will take you over the top.

But look how far ass kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

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Rise of the Dawn by The Inkslinger reviews
YAOI/SLASH Shanza and Ikeda, two lost souls forced together through circumstance to discover what it means to love. Chosen as the Gods' representatives, danger and deceit lurks around every corner. Will the trials ahead unite them, or destroy them?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 414,467 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 1/30/2004
Not supposed to by teeta reviews
Slash. There are things that are not supposed to happen, like being kissed by your brother. This opened Uri's eyes to the fact that his brother could evoke unwanted feelings in him. Now the confused teen fights this attraction. Will he succeed?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/10/2007
Out of Bounds by Zebbie reviews
Teaser - soon available in print. Nick Jones has broken one of the sacred rules of being a teenager and it’s got someone into trouble, but he does have an explanation, if you'd just hear him out... Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
The Other Man by Zebbie reviews
It can take a long time to fall in love when you don't think you want to and Martin definitely doesn't think he does. Brit Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010
Nerves by frenchmartini reviews
Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,664 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
A Different Kind of Feeling by Esquirella reviews
Femslash (Yes, you read that right! Yuri, fXf. Homophobes need to find their own way out.) Alex sits you down to tell you about how she discovered she wasn't straight. Do you have time for a cup of coffee or two? This might take her a while.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,433 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 1/24/2006
Hooked on Him by lulu.lemon reviews
Moved to a new town to live with my Dad. Went to a party. Got a tad bit drunk. Hooked up with some guy, only to find out that my Dad happens to be his football coach and he just happens to practically live at my house...Problem? Yes. -Will re-write soon!-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,922 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Bleeding Fore by Bathe Me in Black reviews
Once upon a time, he was the end. [slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,391 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/13/2004
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 4086 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
Rasta Guy by xanthofile reviews
Reggie's a normal enough guy, a bit quirky, sure, but normal. This is the story of his romantic saga. Sounds corny, I know, but it's good, if I do say so myself. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,766 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 8/8/2005
Where I'm Coming From by felicitous4u reviews
Ever have one of those days where you realize you're gay... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...thought so. Here's my story.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,460 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 4/18/2004
For All Waters by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. Sebastian is living a perfectly hedonistic, worriless life as a student. But when he meets married father of one, Antonio, everything suddenly gets so complicated. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,975 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Frailty by LYK reviews
Forced into an all-boys school by his father, Eamon dreads his new life. That is, until he befriends a group of boys who are as lost and troubled as he... Homosexual content, violence, language.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,627 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 3/6/2005
Technicoloured Something by Zebbie reviews
An architecture project finds wheelchair bound Matt paired with Abel Moser and he's determined he won't become that perfect souvenir for the bohemian student out to experience it all and make the world a better place along the way. MxM. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,528 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
More Than You'd Think by sitaloire reviews
Joshua Courtland is gay. Kay Marks is gorgeous. How can they possibly help sleeping together? First in trilogy, slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,873 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Complete
Idolizing Dame Damely by Vanimle reviews
Shane is a shy gay boy who lives above a cafe in Kent, and who is to walk into that cafe one Sunday but the outspoken rocker Shane idolizes, called Dame. Slashy- enjoy!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,087 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 7/13/2004
In Theory by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. Jamie's got a theory about how life and the universe seem to work, and Alex just fits right in. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,491 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Once A Slave II: Magewise by Katica Locke reviews
Teaser - Lark discovers what it is to be a mage as he and Sactaren grow closer during their adventures. Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
The Gay Man's Matchmaker by Esquirella reviews
MxM (This means that there is slash, yaoi, shounen ai in here. Get OUT if you don't like it, biotches) Life sucks! My straight best friend's setting me up on a blind date! This should blow horse chunks! Meet Kee. He's a breath of fresh air, isn't he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,215 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 8/16/2005
New Kid by Esquirella reviews
Adam meets Gavin in the fourth grade. He wants to get to know him, but his two friends don't like Gavin. Time keeps passing. When will Adam get his chance? (Warning: MxM, yaoi, shounen ai, slash) Chap. 9: Gavin takes it from the top.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,745 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 4/8/2005
Magebound by Katica Locke: Chapter One by Katica Locke reviews
Teaser -- Lark is a slave, now the property of the enigmatic Traxen Mage. He’s used to hard work, but as the Mage’s assistant, he will face challenges he’s never imagined. Slash. Is now available on Amazon! Look for Magebound.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Love Bites by Collar de Espinas reviews
COMPLETE. M/M Slash. When a confused and struggling singer finds hope in an equally lost guitarist they realise that the opportunity for success is within reach. But is everything as easy as it seems?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 58 - Words: 128,661 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Crystalline Tears by Lia Star reviews
For a boy who is content to remain invisible to the world, wanting to be seen is something big. And yet, the fear of being seen is almost too great to ignore. And when the boy he's half in love with notices him, can he even hope that good will come of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,492 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 8/16/2005
From Hell to Heaven in Four Months by comedyandtragedy-xiii reviews
(THE LEMON IS HERE) Jesse is the shy quiet anime lover. Nate is the handsome new guy. What happens when they fall for each other, but girls and social status get in the way? YAOI, SLASH
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,781 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004
Seeing Through Tears by Behind-these-eyes reviews
Anna develops a fear for romantic relationships due to her father’s constant abuse. So what happens when she unintentionally attracts the attention of a mysterious bad boy? *On Hold for editing.*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,103 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004
Wonderwall by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
[Complete] Brian isn't too thrilled with having to move to the middle of nowhere and attend boarding school, til he meets a group of friends and a boy he thinks could be the guy of his dreams. But love is never easy...Yaoi, MM slash, etc
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,158 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Complete
Cynicism by Lost Again reviews
[MM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,487 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 5/10/2004
Take Me From This Pain, Brian's story by Esquirella reviews
Completed. MM Slash. BE WARNED! Abuse, mentions rape. Matt is a bully and Brian is his target. But one day Matt finds out something that changes their relationship forever. Can he save Brian from his pain, or is he already lost? Chap 40: Daddy dearest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 81,794 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/10/2005 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Complete
Coincidences by tipping ivy reviews
I wasn't gay... until Reid decided I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,822 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
Morning Fix by Theoriginalflame1 reviews
A sixteen your old skater falls in love with a smart, rich, older French man, the flaw in that fairytale? He doesn’t even know the guys name, he just watches him every morning. This is SLASH (I suck at summaries, It's official)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,812 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 10/9/2003
Loving the Indifferent by i-nv-u50 reviews
SLASH CH13! Alex is a sullen teenager who lives solely for his motorbike and celery. An unspecified accident relieves him of his parents, sending him to his new guardian - a young man who just might possibly be a vampire.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,426 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 8/23/2003
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Selfish Despair
How do you live your life? What do you choose to see and not see?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Published: 7/23/2006
PostGrief reviews
A boy who is so comsumed by grief, that words fail him
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/15/2005
Falling reviews
Falling may reveal a little more than one wants, especially at the last possible moment
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/15/2005
Useless reviews
A poem about growing up and being held back
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/15/2005
She reviews
She was never good at talking
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/7/2005
Fallices: Australian Girl reviews
A poem; a parody of fallices. About views in school.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/7/2005