Missus Finkle
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Joined 09-11-05, id: 493866, Profile Updated: 12-18-11
Author has written 1 story for Humor.

Heyheyhey, I'm Sabrina, twenty-turning-twenty-one, currently at University studying International Relations and... Things aren't going well, since I can't plan for shit and have no money... Goode times !! (y) !!

I love reading, writing, getting drunk, dancing, and dressing up. Infact, that's pretty much all I do and then end up having to do crash revision for all my exams. I'm lazy, not gonna lie. That could be a lie - I've been known to lie a bit every now and then, if it serves the greater goode. As in. Me.

I've taken down my two other stories, and have left Lily for a while, but I think she'll be coming down pretty soon... It'll probably come back up, but it's quite difficult to write since she's based on me, kind of (I'm using my old diaries as a base line for ideas and the voice) and I hate stories that are too personal and touch too many nerves so I need to think of a more detached plot (well 'plot' - they're the diaries of an 8 year old girl, not much really happens in the life of an 8 year old girl...) before I can write any further. I think I'll put the first three books up here, but I'll keep the rest.

Um.. I love travelling, languages, boys, girls, alcohol, Amsterdam, music, books, summer, driving around with my friends, camping in the summer (with friends and alcohol, nuh), and that's about it really.

I feel I should point out that I find it really hard to update stories regularly, and just yeah. I'm sorry ?? Every time I go to write something, something really important comes up, and then in the lulls in between I have writer's block and yeah, lol. Some may say I lack commitment !!

They would be correct.

P.s. I can be sarcastic, bitchy, mean, spiteful, and nasty. But I've been working on it, and am now managing to at least keep it to myself ;)

Update ((19/12/2011)) I've finally been bullied into putting some more of my work up here, in the hopes that it might keep me motivated to actually finish them. And... Whilst I'm not arrogant enough to assume that I'm going to be plagiarised straight off the bat, I am mildly concerned about putting these up here as they are the inky papery products of much mental and emotional turmoil and strife. So please be respectful.

Update ((01/10/2009)): I feel compelled to mention some pet-hates, because, as much as I love this place, there are things here which just... Incense me.

1) I DESPISE the "Twilight" Saga. I read them before the hype of the movies. I have read all of them. Well, 1, 2, 3, and half way through 4 before I finally put it down in disgust. I gave them a goode try, I didn't go in biased. BUT THEY ARE RIDICULOUS. If anybody ever reviews any of my stories, please, PLEASE, don't feel compelled to tell me that you like Twilight. I'm saying this now as a disclaimer, as I have work up on other sites and just... Somehow, it always comes up. I'm sorry, but if you review me and are a true TwiHard fan, I will, subconsciously (or consciously) then file away all your reviews as... Well. I'm sorry, but bluntly, you won't be taken as seriously, and I'm sorry for that.

2) If I read another story here with some desperate, "PLEASE REVIEW !! I PROMISE, IF YOU REVIEW ME, I'LL REVIEW YOU !!" I will actually start a poison pen letter to that idiotic ORW (Obsessive Review W#0re). Just stop it. Seriously. Don't. All you have to do is just keep posting, damnit. You're supposed to write for yourself. Not for reviews. If you update regularly, and can write half-decently then you're going to get reviews. If you try and bribe people into reviewing your work it's just going to be bullshizzle. Infact, this is what it will be;

"OMG !!11!! Dis story is soooooo goooood !! I love ((Insert Main Character's Name Here)) their so funny !! And ((Insert Hero's Name Here)) is so hot/mysterious/funny/sexy/great !! Upd8 soon !! Love ((Insert Weird, Possibly Emo-ish Screen Name Here)) xxxxxxxxxxxx !! P.s. Don't forget to review me !!"

You see.. ?? You see what I've done there ?? I've addressed the fact that these reviews mean nothing, and are nothing more than shameless pleas for reviews IN THEMSELVES.

If you're serious about writing then you need something more than an ego-boost every time you log on - you need constructive criticism to help improve not only your story, but your writing technique as a whole. Sorry, but I just read a semi-ok story, checked out the author profile and was actually BOMBARDED by sheer desperate begging. I feel vaguely nauseous.

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The Day I Married My Stalker by Kristina Suko reviews
Suffice it to say there was a lot of tequila involved, as well as an unfortunate tattoo, a crazy grandmother who drank scotch… and a poodle.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,564 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009
The Lone Wolf: I don't like you by MissLV reviews
I don’t like people in general. Except people really like me, so they don’t leave me alone. Especially this girl who is a borderline stalker and this other girl who is has marked me her "property". Again, I don't like people. Period.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009
Dear Imagination by Loly Darko reviews
An angry, anthropophobic loner gets thrust into the world of typical teen socialization, aggravating freshmen and unbearable crushes when her new neighbors, a chatterbox and a bully, move in. A darker twist on the bad boy/good girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,986 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Teenage Rebellion For The Socially Impaired by K.B. Hanna reviews
Adelaide Walker wasn't prepared for life. Growing up wasn't part of the plan. Learning to accept a father that walked out on her when she was seven, even harder. And socialising with two university boys shouldn't have been part of the mix. So what now?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,377 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
Forrester's Fool Proof Guide To Teenage Rebellion by K.B. Hanna reviews
So what? Who cares if I steal pamphlets, mailboxes, and dentures. Nobody. But what they do care about is the fact that I ended up with Track Cambridge’s jockstrap. I mean, some girl offered me fifty bucks if she could smell it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,077 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 9/22/2006
Just Like A Fruitcake by Loly Darko reviews
I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,995 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
Traffic Lights by meowza reviews
He reeled back. “You really don’t remember me, do you?” I snuck a glance at his narrowed grey eyes. “Am I supposed to remember you?” I asked. That’s when I caught a glimpse of a circle-sized scar on the inside of his arm. It was a burn mark. A mark I knew
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,799 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Kylie Morrison: Untouchable by Loly Darko reviews
Kylie learns how tough high school can be for a normal girl who happens to be under five feet tall; between the mannish girls that want her dead, a nutty coach with anger problems and her unnaturally pubescent friends, she's gotta find a way...!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
I Only Date Nerds by unlikely.story reviews
I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007
It Takes One To Know One by nightmare of you reviews
A classic case of cat and mouse. But, just who is the mouse? [warnings: overly cliché, unrealistic sarcasm, and freakishly hot guys]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 7/16/2007
When Literary Terms Attack by SongShadow20 reviews
On Hiatus. Irony is out to get me along with varying other cosmic literary terms. The turn out isn't pretty and I end up trapped with a stalker.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006
Of Phobias and Survival by J.M. Arenas reviews
Eugenie has a HUGE or tiny secret. But when the new neighbors move in, they threaten to reveal all she's been trying very hard to hide. What's more, one of them raises all her fears... What's an Ophidiophobic, Erotophobic and Haphephobic to do?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007
The Diary of Lily Adams reviews
Lily Adams develops an irrational fear of sheep, gets detention due to locking Lucy in the paint cupboard, and let's not forget becomes friends with the biggest bully in school, albeit grudgingly. But that's not all. You haven't even met The Gang yet...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,847 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009