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Joined 09-16-05, id: 494536, Profile Updated: 05-25-09

About Me:

I am very conflicted about writing stories and posting them on the internet due to plagiarism problems authors like Myrika are going through. I'm simply going to enjoy the works of others and hope they are not forced to remove their stories. Paranoid... yes, but that's what happens.

Favorite Quotes

Quote from Empire Records:
A.J.: Joe, I need to ask your advice. Now I know you know a lot about love and women and all that sort of thing...
Joe: Oh yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me?
A.J.: Oh yeah, definitely.

Quote from American Beauty:
Lester: You don't think it's kinda weird and fascist?
Carolyn: Possibly, but you don't want to be unemployed.
Lester: Oh well, all right, let's all sell our souls and work for Satan because it's more convenient that way.

Quote from Practical Magic:
Sally: He will hear my call a mile away. He will whistle my favorite song. He can ride a pony backwards.
Gillian: What are you doing?
Sally:Summoning up a true love spell called Amas Veritas. He can flip pancakes in the air. He'll be marvelously kind. And his favorite shape will be a star. And he'll have one green eye and one blue.
Gillian: Thought you never wanted to fall in love.
Sally: That's the point. The guy I dreamed of doesn't exist. And if he doesn't exist, I'll never die of a broken heart.

Quote from Finding Neverland
J.M. Barrie:
Young boys should never be sent to bed... they always wake up a day older.


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So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 2996 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
His Eyes by pen-ink reviews
When Amy answers an ad to babysit a boy, little does she suspect that he's her age! Meet Tristan, a rich 18 year old who's recently gone blind…and he's not at all interested in being helped. Or so he thinks. [PUBLISHED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2531 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Dream Driven by ShiiChan99 reviews
Relira Leigh went through life in the shadow of her best friend. When he fell in love with another woman, she left to start her own life, but even joining a ragtag band and welcoming a new man into her heart won't keep old feelings away...or her old love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,393 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 4/20/2009
Right Here In My Arms FINISHED by EndlessDark66 reviews
An ordinary 17 year old girl, Raina Johnson, is infatuated. Infatuated with a rather myterious bad boy, Travis Thompson, who just so happens to be a Goth. So what happens when Trent Anderson Travis's friend finds out and...FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,780 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Nobody Said It Was Easy by Secretive reviews
Sequal to QoaQR: Nobody said love was easy...then again no one mentioned the mind games, precocious kids, homicidal inventions, therapy, or as much stalking as is going on. I feel woefully misinformed...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,603 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 9/5/2006
The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn’t know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won’t let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
The Fine Line Between Hate and Love by R.D. Joli reviews
Gale Scharden: smart, gorgeous, rich and deaf... Devon Shawn: stubborn, tomboyish and definitely single. They used to be the closest of friends but are now mortal enemies. What happened three years ago that tore them apart?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,251 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 11/16/2005
Sentinel by Sheepie reviews
Slash/MxM Eben, a portly but beautiful slave, is bought by Sebastian, a retired General known for his cruelty and monstrous ways. In the midst of a revolution they find in one another a deep love that knows no boundaries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,162 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
The Path of Love by DragonCeres reviews
Falling for the most popular guy is nothing new, but dating the most popular guy for a few years is, considering the guy is also the heir to the country's richest and biggest business empire and already has a future fiancee, so what can come out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 145,635 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Complete
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3527 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
For Who Could Ever Learn to Love a Beast? by ThyLaSlain reviews
In the middle of a forest, stands a castle in which lives a King who, in return for protecting the town below him, takes in a mortal girl once every twenty years. Twenty years has passed. A girl is chosen. What will happen when Love gets in the way?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,833 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 1/4/2005
BloodChild by Ravana Night reviews
He is a young werewolf in search for his mate... She is a woman stuck within her haunted past. He knows she is made for him; but how to make her see? Especially when her past and their different species threaten to tear them apart.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,642 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/26/2005
Leave Me Here to Bleed by RaineMalfoy2 reviews
Vampires were tricky when it came to affection, all too often it bordered seething hatred. What will a young woman do when she finds out just how true that is while ankle deep in witches, vampires, lycan, and school administration?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,413 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007
Leave Me Here to Die by RaineMalfoy2 reviews
On HOLD until further notice....
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 93,810 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006
Lucifer and Diablo by poppendol reviews
Life can be so boring when everything is perfect. So what is a bit of blackmail between friends to liven things up. Clearly it's asking for a lot of unforeseen consequences. Scenes of a sexual nature, both Slash & het.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,226 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
The Piper and the Doll by R.D. Joli reviews
Piper has always hated dolls due to a childhood incident. Most girls receive dolls at the age of six, not sixteen. Imagine Piper's shock when she receives a doll, much more when it suddenly comes to life. How will she deal with this sexy addition?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,890 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 1/16/2006
W is for WHAT? by Lulai reviews
Marla needs no one. But when she rescues someone who needs her, will she have the strength to fight for not only his sanity, but his very soul? twenty and done!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,781 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Jilted by serako reviews
Sayuri was the perfect woman. Beautiful, charming, and a successful interior decorator, to boot. So why did Eric leave her at the altar for her best friend? And why is Sayuri sleeping with Eric's sexy older brother Vincent? The story of a woman scorned...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,854 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006
Untamable by R.M.Whitaker reviews
Both fear and curiosity fill Mercedes McBride when her father requests that she return to live with him in Texas at the end of the Civil War. What she never dreamed was that she might find love on the wildest adventure of her entire life in the old West..
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,540 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Complete
Reason and Romance Redux by Myrika reviews
A drunken one night stand with Alex Montgomery is a complication Adrian Blake doesn't need, especially not when he's her new stepbrother. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Dry Rain by Delayed Epiphany reviews
He was an orphaned nineteen year old NYU freshman who wanted to be a Catholic priest. God, please tell him that I miss him... [slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,045 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 8/23/2006
LMHtB by RaineMalfoy2 reviews
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Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 9/7/2005
The Not So Perfect Angel by mich mich reviews
Samuel Daucette had tried to please his parents in the past, but nothing seems to work. Harboring a dangerous secret doesn't help much, but what happens when he encounters a boy that brings his thoughts to reality[mxm]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,170 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 6/21/2006
The Red Carpet by You Are So Last Summer reviews
A story of prep school's elite, set against the backdrop of Hollywood lifestyles and heartbreak. First loves are unforgettable, especially when it's the infuriating, charming It boy who just returned from boarding school.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,886 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Complete
Josephine the Stegosaurus by Long Goodbye reviews
Josie Taylor is an average retail clerk in DC...except for the fact that she has a Ph.D. When a gorgeous jerk comes in and disses her dinos, however, she learns that paleontology is not much help when dealing with boys.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,394 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006
Paige Out of Her Book by Anne Onymus reviews
Paige is struggling to put her life back together. What happens when she comes face to face with who she used to be? Finished
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 25,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 2,698 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
To Pinch a Player by SLigHtLy FrEaKisH reviews
As a rule, I didn't touch players with a 10ft pole, but he was the yummiest guy I'd ever seen. So I came up with a plan to nab him. But as everyone knows, some things just don't go according to plan.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,846 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
Hazel Nights In A Dark City by Indigoslayer453 reviews
the dark city streets are no friend to a seventeen year old who steals his way thru survival. But there is good inside everyone, even if Drew Blitzen cant see that. It just might take a little help from above... to put him back where he belong FINISHED!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,750 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
The V word by Lulai reviews
IT IS FINISHED! Normal? That word barely fits into Kate's vocabulary. She thought her life was the epitome of weird, that is, until a handsome stranger comes into her shop and tells her that she hasn't fed enough... Chapter nineteen and epilogue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,964 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4184 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3610 - Favs: 3,306 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Addicted to You by anonymous reality reviews
Sienna is the new girl. The new girl hopelessly in love with the hottest boy imaginable. The problem: he's a scene kid and he and his friends are only interested in her because she's the starring player in their ultimate getback scheme.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,408 - Reviews: 2682 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
The Parker Chronicles: Melissa's Story by theysayitscrazy reviews
Complete My parents were gone. I was 17 and living with my 5 older brothers in Chicago and not allowed to date their friends. What was a girl to do when the one she loved took her by surprise?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,709 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Complete
Mating Habits of the Popular and the Petty by Myrika reviews
A certain prom night's events tore apart six friends. Loyalties splintered and love spoiled. Newcomer Jas Lindsay must figure out what really happened. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 3862 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete