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Joined 09-22-05, id: 495227, Profile Updated: 08-01-09
Author has written 3 stories for Humor, Romance, and Sci-Fi.

Name: Horatio (or so i'd like to think)

Gender: Female

Location: Ontario, Canada

Favourite Author at the Moment: Orson Scott Card (His Ender's Game series is INCREDIBLE)

and that is all you need to know :)

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Sea Shells and the Forget Me Nots by D.M. Ralte reviews
The teen rebel with a catch, Chelsea lives the uncharmed life. A stranger within her own family, estranged from her former best friend, (Mr. Off-To-Change-The-World), she finds the strangest solace in a crippled young man with the strangest ideals...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 147,691 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/3/2006
The Natural Born by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. There's a theory that, when you love someone, you minimize their faults until they aren't even distinguishable. Reese meets Lynx. Both are so screwed up it's hard to believe they haven't been shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Complete
Resistance by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. She began watching him from her window, all because he licked her one night. After desperately trying to think of ways to talk to him again and hopefully get another lick , she learns that he isn't exactly what you'd call... 'normal'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
Nude Model Needed by MaeMaes reviews
What's a girl to do when she wants to get her crush's attention? Dress up like a boy? Sneak into his shower stall? Pray for divine intervention? /One-Shot!/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Queen Bitch by Crimsonoaks reviews
As a romantic comedy fanatic, I vowed to become THAT girl. My own love life may be a sham but what better place to play high school matchmaker than from the top? Hello, my name is Queen Bitch.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,181 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
I'll call you freak, you'll call me delusional by Hidingnowkthxbai reviews
He was the guy no one could really label. She was just another prep. And they weren't even obsessed with each other. Yet.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,526 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/24/2005
Luka & Shoe by King Patch reviews
UPDATED! Confrontations between insecure Constance and secretive Wolf, between cranky Luka and worried Shoe, between manic Natalie and ticked-off Shoe. A glance into Shoe's past explains some of her present. What's to happen next?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,770 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2006
Blood On Our Sneakers by A Perfect Sonnet reviews
Jacklyn likes rebellion, world domination and sadomasochism. Triumphing in every type of combat —from thumb wrestling to social revolution— she's about to find herself involved in the first war she didn't start. Now what was the Latin word for Renegade?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,574 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 9/11/2004
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Andwyrden by Alfsigesey reviews
Lea is the newest member of the Andwyrden family; a reluctant bride. Maybe, because her new husband Graeson and his twin brother Sidyan are the most notoriously wicked Necromages in the country.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 10/20/2006
Seven Minutes in Heaven by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. After three years on the cheerleading squad, I was still single, and pining after my geeky lab partner. Don’t ask me how or why, because I couldn’t tell you. All I know is that the way he mixes dangerous chemicals really turns me on.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Incompatibility by Ennee Gray reviews
It was okay. He could be enough for the both of them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Coma by fatsoko reviews
[one shot] Wake up. Remove the blindfold that you've worn for so long so that you can finally see how torn up inside I've become. How shredded my heart has become because of you. Can you not see how broken I've become? Please. If you love me, wake up.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
In Living Color by Delusions of Reality reviews
An unusual romance for unusual people. Real life through a kaleidoscope, yet the world is still so gray... Until he shows up, half dead on her doorstep. It's amazing what you can learn while teaching another to be human. Chapter 14 Up
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,693 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
Pieta by it's only castles burning reviews
The most beautiful boy I know wants to go to Darfur. He says that he's running away, but I'm not sure. His eyes never used to be that color. . .
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4184 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Violent Angel by KittyLuck reviews
Violet was a highly talented figure skater till late one night she is turned into a vampire. Later she learns of sacrifices a vampire must make, her skating falls into that category. If she does go against the rules her sire and lover will leave her. What
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2006
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3610 - Favs: 3,305 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Forgotten Smiles by BITT3RSW33T reviews
She use to smile and laugh at everything.Her smile melted everyone's troubles away.Then It happened, she never smiled again afraid she might kill another.But then she meets another him,and he's making her laugh again...so what will happen?Will he die...?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,017 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Complete
Mating Habits of the Popular and the Petty by Myrika reviews
A certain prom night's events tore apart six friends. Loyalties splintered and love spoiled. Newcomer Jas Lindsay must figure out what really happened. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 3862 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
This Storm by Jazzy Kitty reviews
Zack is arrogant, mysterious, and he loves to irritate her. With him, there are always things left unsaid and under the surface. Yet when he leaves unexpectedly, Zack leaves a hole in her heart that she didn't know was supposed to be there. [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 163,049 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Complete
A Word of Advice by McQuinn reviews
Some things need to be put into perspective...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Complete
Diary of a Dreamer by WhitePerria reviews
The story of Audrey Lang and her freshman year at high school, seen through her diary.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 8/27/2005
Seeing Through Tears by Behind-these-eyes reviews
Anna develops a fear for romantic relationships due to her father’s constant abuse. So what happens when she unintentionally attracts the attention of a mysterious bad boy? *On Hold for editing.*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,103 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004
One Last Song by BITT3RSW33T reviews
I love him more than I've EVER loved anyone.I spend 6yrs waiting to meet him again,but he was only trash.I do not love him anymore.The 6yrs I lost I'll never be able to live again,but too bad I didn't know how much time I REALLY had...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,899 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Complete
A Million Jagged Pieces by it's only castles burning reviews
"Walk into the closet and turn out the lights. Stuff a coat sleeve into your mouth, as much as you can, almost until you gag. And then scream. As loud as you want, because no one can hear you anyway." (One-shot)
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/8/2005
His Phenomenal Eyes by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. I wanted him to look at me. I wanted him to sing to me. But no, this song was dedicated to a girl who he had never met and would probably never know. Oh God. I wanted to cry for him. Oneshot!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Complete
Break by glitterjewele reviews
COMPLETE On graduation night, Carson Morgan gets drunk . . . and wakes up the next morning strapped to Sahara O'Brian's back on a motorcycle in the middle of the desert. Not that she's terribly pleased about that...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,641 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Complete
Aries's Lover by glitterjewele reviews
**fin** They set off together on an ethereal journey, in search of something unknown...and so it begins. A tale of dreams and magic told to you through an epic poem...care to come along?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 5/1/2003 - Published: 12/2/2002
A Child's Questions by Beauty School Drop Out reviews
Written by my sister, I discovered it in her bag. I cried when I read it, give it a little look. She is only five and here is her thoughts on what has happened in our family, written with innocence only a five year old could manage.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2003
A Letter a Week by Random Acts of Authorship reviews
Kate makes a startling discovery as she goes through her grandmother's belongings. Not overtly romantic. [Complete]
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Complete
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Confessions of a Coward reviews
I was 7 when I first fell in love with him. I was 10 when I first realized I loved him. I was 13 when I decided that I was actually just in love with the idea of him. But now that it's 3 years later, why can't I still get over him?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008
The Storm
A man is driving home one stormy night. Lightning strikes close by and he drives off the road. He thinks he's survived it unscathed, but he's just out of the frying pan and into the fire.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
NANANANANANANA BATMAN reviews
A poem comparing Batman and the oh-look-at-me-and-my-flashy-super-powers Superman.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete