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Joined 09-23-05, id: 495270, Profile Updated: 08-09-11
Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

m o i .

I'm a pretty simple person.

I'm friendly and immature. I always have something to bitch about. I can get incredibly moody at times, but I'm easy to distract. I topic-jump a lot. I'm damn self-centered, and I hate it, but I can't help it. I'm really not as full of myself as I sound a lot of the time.

Calvin and Hobbes is probably my favourite comic strip. I'm excited by the simplest things. I hate it when people try to take the surprise out of life, because then everything is just a little more boring.

I'm afraid to grow up and I can't ride a bike.

that's just how it is. I'm not perfect, and i'm okay with that.

s u n f l o w e r s . richard, wifey, izzayface, 'lanna-wana-bam, irish

a n y t h i n g e l s e ?

feel free to message me with any questions or really anything :)

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Hugs and Kisses by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - She is the type of person who likes hugs and kisses. Cuddles and touches. But he isn't. And sadly, she doesn't know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Red by t-t-t-ouch reviews
He loved her because she was Red.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Blindness by Selene Ikuza reviews
Y’know…you really aren’t a good friend. You talk about how nobody loves you, how heartbroken you are. But have you ever seen her? She cries alone, like her heart will brake but she still tries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Enough by flannel knickers reviews
It's not love, but what we have is enough. :het; one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
The Brief Adventure Of Prince Brefa’niian’trelut by Jack Argyle reviews
A short story which follows Prince Brefa’niian’trelut The Unpronounceable and his fight against stereotypical evil. Rated 'T' for the occassional loss of appendages. Now Digitally Remastered.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Dear Diary by Tera McCaslin reviews
It's not Jenna's fault that she's failing biology...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
What We Leave by Hematite Dandelion reviews
She always left her bike at the baseball diamond. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Die For Me by insane in the brain reviews
He was a boy. She was a girl. Their love was completely fucked up. Despite popular theory, NOTHING is ever fair in love and war. FIN.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
Sad Things Aren't Yellow by Iris Early reviews
I'll stay here 'til I die if I want to and there ain't nothing you can do to stop me.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2006
How to Write a Fantasy Cliche by RoseMcCann reviews
Write original fantasy cliches that will turn your neighbors blue with envy! Evil Archmages, princesses and dragons galore in this simple, easy-to-use reference guide for all things cliche. Write your very own trite novella in the blink of an eye!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
Delicious by I Myself reviews
Ever since I can remember, I've been asked what I want to be when I grow up.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/4/2005
Falling by AtAmpersand reviews
Sometimes, someone has to learn why they are being let go. A drabble about the ups and downs of loving.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Complete
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Post Its reviews
I don’t like most love stories. None of them are really real, you know? And they just don’t make as much sense to me as Mamie and Papi’s does. They said everything in post-its.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
Almost Lover reviews
It's a dance, darling, and we're both amateurs. Soon enough, we're going to fall. Hard.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
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