MCThespian410
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Joined 09-23-05, id: 495274
Author has written 17 stories for General, Song, Life, and Friendship.

I'm creative. The only things I love more than writing are God, acting, and working with kids. (Usually in that order, although the last 2 sometimes switch places. lol) My friends and I are basically morons. Examples...

"One of these days, a couple thousand years from now, somebody's gonna find that picture and think it's, like, hyroglyphic porn or something." - Me
"There's a difference between Sluts and Whores. Whores get paid." - Me
"Awww...that makes me feel lonely...I need food."- Me
"Yeah...but God is experiencing creation, the present, and judgement all right now...and the civil war!" - Me
"We're dancing. We left room for Jesus...and a couple of the disciples...and maybe Mary." - Me
"Blessings shouldn't wear disguises. It pisses people off." - Me
"I have, like, an abnormally large Adams Apple, so when I laugh it strangles me." - Me
(Talking about the song "When You're Worried and You Can't Sleep") "Have you ever seen a person with a curly HEAD? I mean, these poor deformed children, and he's singing about COUNTING them! How sadistic can you be?" - Me
(Talking about singing that ^ song to my kids as a lullabye) "I'll just tell them, 'Now, when you see children with curly heads, you mustn't count them." - Me

"Ah! There's a bear in the bathroom!" - Matt
"When I turn into naked man I have no control over what I say...or do."- Matt
"Aaron...I can't...let myself...get down..." - Matt
"Yeah...but...That couldn't have been Jesus, because it was before he was born..." - Matt
"I could get a bunch of hyenas to kill my brother!" - Matt

"How about B-E-A-R-E?" - Brian
(Explaining to his girlfriend why he has another girl's phone number) "In case I'm ever in WA and need somebody to hook up with." - Brian
"That's where Alli and I go when we...stargaze." - Brian

"We could sleep together." -Alli
"Let's go to bed." - Alli

"Not stupid in a bad way. Just stupid in a stupid way." - Banine

Brian - Imagine sex before the fall.
Me - I can't even imagine sex AFTER the fall, I think I'll start with that.

Matt - Why didn't God like the Babalonians?
Me - I don't know, why?
Matt - Because all they did was babble on and on and on...
Me - They were like women!

Matt - Because, ya' know, the whole Bible took place in Italy. That's why the Pope is still there. When the temple was destroyed they just built a big cathedral.
Me- And they called it the Vatican!

More to come*

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Reach by J. N. Laerasyn reviews
Sick of this world telling me I can't live my dreams... sick of them telling me that faith is all relative and won't help me. I'm done listening. I'm going to reach higher...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2006
Pandemonium by J. N. Laerasyn reviews
I DARE YOU to try to understand this. Seroiusly. I don't think it can be done.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/19/2005
Purpose by J. N. Laerasyn reviews
"Nameless, I run / Unshakable, unbreakable /... through winter and dust I run."
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/28/2005
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For B reviews
Just a song. :D
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/26/2006
If Only Things Were Different reviews
A dear friend who I had feelings for is getting married in a couple of weeks. 'Nuff said.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/15/2006
The Ballad of the Child Star
A young girl grows up as a movie star and struggles with the consequences of such relativist surroundings during her formative years...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Published: 2/5/2006
Away
Again, not my best. A song I wrote one day when I was fed up with this world and was longing for heaven with all of my heart.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Published: 12/3/2005
Give Me A Reason
Not my best song, but one I wrote when looking at a world that was falling apart.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Published: 12/3/2005
Just Wanna Let You Go reviews
Random break-up song I wrote. Really no inspiration for it, but I do like the attitude in it. Maybe a Terri Clark type sound?
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/30/2005
You're Still Haunting Me reviews
In the Summer of 1999 I moved. After that were the 5 worst years of my life when the people I loved and trusted betrayed me and hurt me. This song was written about a year after I finally got out of that situation. (I hear Evanescence performing it.)
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/30/2005
Child Without A Childhood reviews
A song about a girl I worked with at church and how harsh the world she had to live in was. Still breaks my heart to think about it.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/30/2005
Will It Be Me? reviews
The questions every man asks himself when he is in love.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/30/2005
Happy Man reviews
A song about a girl I care deeply about but am, unfortunately, separated from her by too many miles.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/30/2005
So Much It Hurts reviews
Okay, no sexual inuendo is intended here. Just a song about the moments in a relationship when the guy falls in love w/ the girl (for the first time and again for the first time).
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/30/2005
Where Do We Go From Here? reviews
Frustrated with the church of today, and how much we have forgotten the love of God and our own plight as sinners, I sat down and wrote this song. It's a little in your face...but sometimes you need to be.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/27/2005
The Corners of My Mind reviews
Pretty straightforward. Haunted by my past, I sat down to pour out my heart. This song was the result.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/27/2005
The Wish I Pray Tonight reviews
A wish I prayed one night this semester. I just kinda started singing the words to the "star light, star bright" wish, but I wanted to make it a prayer. The rest just kinda filled itself in from my heart.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/27/2005
Masquerade reviews
We go through life with struggles, hurts, and fears. And we hide them all. This is a poem about the art of putting a paper face on your heart and "dancing" through life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2005
Maria's Song American Soldier reviews
A song dedicated to my friend Maria who is raising 4 children while her husband fights for his country in Iraq.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/3/2005
Concrete Angel reviews
Jenna is an elementary school teacher in Maple Grove Colorado. When her school friend's daughter becomes a student in her class and displays some odd behavior, Jenna must decide what to do, and how to live with the consequences.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2005