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Joined 09-26-05, id: 495657, Profile Updated: 07-23-08
Author has written 5 stories for Fantasy, Romance, and Humor.

UPDATES:I have three stories to bloody update so don't get impatient


Name: my real name is confidential

my self-proclaimed pirate name is James Sparrow.

My friend-proclaimed pirate name is Captain Longlashes. (well if that's not embarrassing i dunno what is.)

My FP name is Psychotic Ambiance

My dog's name is Riley.

and some friends call me Sifu Fauxhawk when i am sporting a fauxhawk.

Gender: Male

Occupation: I go to school. woot. --_--

Height: 5' 7.5"

Age: MUAHAHA!! I'm not gonna tell all you stalker people!!

Eye color: Brown

Hair color: Black when wet, dark brown when dry (strangely enough it seems to be getting darker)

Location: Far away from you toxic smelling feet you crazy stalker people!!

Fantasy Country of birth: Ireland!! dad is french though...

Favorite food: ANYTHING THAT ISN'T FISH!! (or chicken)

Favorite Drink: RUM!!

Favorite Drink that i've actually had: Iron Beer (Cuban Root Beer)

Favorite books: Many.

Favorite Body Wash: Old Spice Pure Sport

Favorite TV show: Avatar: The Last Airbender. (what they hell were the creators thinking when they said everyone would be happy with the 3rd season finale and then decided to make it Kataang?)


Psychotic Ambiance

P.S. Quotes:

"Life's no fun without a good scare"~ Nightmare Before Christmas

"Oh, bugger!"~ Jack Sparrow


"Life is Cruel, why should the afterlife be any different?"~ Davy Jones

"My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me you are troubled"~Jack Sparrow

"I'm not a monster, i'm just ahead of the curve."~The Joker.

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Lifeblood by Alanna Lioness reviews
Nicolas is a vampire. Elsandra is a vampire slayer. When Elsandra is sent on a mission to slay Nicolas, the tables are turned and Elsandra finds herself captive. However, Nicolas needs help and as a human, Elsandra can do just that.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,728 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Vampire Mooning by fatbird33 reviews
It's about time that somebody made a vampire parody! Co-written with my bro: GriffinKnight77.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Whipped Cream Arsonists by superspasticdjinni reviews
A queer story of a day at school that never really happened. Half of it's true. Half of it isn't. Includes Whipped Cream and Arsonists. Well...a bit.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
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Silver Shadow: Tale of a Gypsy reviews
Silver must go through his necromancing training in order to take down the tyrranic Empire that threaten's the world. Sounds Cheesy but screw that READ IT!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/12/2006
Children of the Element reviews
Four teens must harness their new elemental gifts of wind, water, fire, and earth. A darkness threatens the land and four quarreling teens have to fight them and manage not to screw the world. In the mean time they must get along and not kill each other.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,626 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 10/1/2005
Misunderstood Hedgepigs reviews
A small rambling as to the Misunderstood Hedgepigs
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Crescent reviews
This story has been discontinued. inquire within
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
What do I Love? reviews
A lovely and enchanting story of actiony humor
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - French - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4/1/2006
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