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Joined 09-26-05, id: 495691
Author has written 23 stories for Politics, Life, Essay, Young Adult, Love, Friendship, General, Haiku, and Biography.

Please don't go bitching in my review box and then block me from bitching in your review box. I don't like that. Especially if you're an idiot, plain and simple.

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Attention Spookykids: A Guide to Your Own Idiocy by Die Zigaretten reviews
Do clicky, I say plenty more silly and self-important things, all meant to be nicely scathing towards your garden-variety mallcore idiot. Go on, leave a comment. You know you want to...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2006
Unlikely Attraction by multiples of six reviews
A series of poems exchanged between the geeky boy and the popular girl. COMPLETE
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
My Take on Stereotypes by Voronwe reviews
Everyone is completely wrong about stereotypes. Thankfully, I'm here.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2005
The Sum of a Strong Word by Belle-ness reviews
Evaluate the numerical value of our expression. (Rated for complex vocabulary.)
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2005
1000 Word Mysteries by Luna Lapella reviews
A collection of mini mysteries. Chapter one features a gardener and an ex-husband as suspects. Oohh...
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2005
Last Sunrise by Phoenix Ignition reviews
A slave to Death
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2005
A Hundred and Eighty Degrees by I Myself reviews
This is the essay I thought I was going to be disowned for writing.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2005
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Prabbles reviews
Inspiring one-shot stuff.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006
Billy the Big Bad Bully with a Bouncy Belly reviews
Yet another poignant story carefully planned out with an actual plot and a clear direction from the beginning and with absence of bad, obscure jokes only the author laughs at.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2/23/2006
Barney, Barney, what have you done to me? reviews
I really did love you. Once, a long, long time ago
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 2/18/2006
this void is s u c k i n g MY soul reviews
andyouwonderwhylifeishardforme?
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006
The Ingrate's Progress reviews
Kids, this is one of those tales with morals attached. Plz Read & Rearn.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2/13/2006
the majestic poem that makes no sense reviews
flowered with everyone's favorite rich and b-e-a-uuuutiful phrases. rated for angst because kids don't know angst.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2006
just another victim reviews
imcluelessdontknowwhattodo & you turnyourback & you l a u g h. ohdear.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2006
How Not to Write reviews
What I don't like about you and everything else.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006
teh story of a sad, sad snake reviews
it was not her fault she was born that way...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/11/2006
the red stain that will never fade reviews
pain, pain, go away. rated for angst and implied violence.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2006
confessions of the literalminded reviews
these i thrust upon thee
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2006
me talk haiku one day reviews
self-explanatory. methinks.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2/8/2006
hey you, dead guy reviews
a letter to a guy who skipped the talk and hopped straight to the walk.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/18/2006
round and round in a circle reviews
rated M for language. you may not want to read it if you're not 16+. writer is not responsible for potential imitation of the bad language, especially by young children with an inclination to mimic.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1/16/2006
I Don't Care What You Think reviews
Why is everyone criticizing me? :(
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1/13/2006
Notice Me reviews
n/a; just r&r plz n i'll r&r u back!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1/12/2006
Better Off Dead reviews
n/a; just r&r plz n i'll r&r u back!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1/12/2006
Idiot's Guide to Writing Stories for Young Adults reviews
Included, subtly enough, ways to get more reviews!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2006
Reading: Reason to Dread reviews
A five-paragraph essay high school style? I give in.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/1/2006
Essay Myths Debunked reviews
Things you learn here that you don't learn in school...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11/27/2005
Why I Don't Hate Avril Lavigne reviews
My ears are better than your ears.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11/22/2005
misunderstood reviews
what? my poems are nonpoetic rants/rambles in disguise? impossible.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2005
hip college gurl reviews
more of a criticism/rant than angst/parody. unintentional alliteration and rhymes here and there, but otherwise, a very blank verse.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: M - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/2/2005