DeadTeddyBears
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Joined 09-29-05, id: 495953
Author has written 10 stories for Humor, General, Humor, and Fantasy.

Hey, check out my homepage. It's not much. I'm really, kinda, sorta, still making it. I'm just allowing you to see the unfinished version. The site is: http://www.freewebs.com/with-a-cherry-on-top/. Enjoy!

These are some of my quotes. Copy them, and Cyborg will have to hurt you!

~Mommy! I wanna be a Princess!! Wait... Parliament has more power...

~Normal is only a setting on a washing machine...

~Be yourself-- why you ask? -- CUZ EVERYONE ELSE IS TAKEN!!!

~Its easier to figure out a Rubiks cube than me!!

~Im bored. Lets go play in traffic...

~Aww, did I hurt your ego? Well go buy a better one...

~im not addicted to the computer...hey, when is my digitalizled burger done?

~I had a dream I was in love with you, I woke up screaming.

~If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, then why is there a song about him?

~There are some things men will never understand...for everything else there's mastercard.

~Everyone is entitled to be stupid but your abusing that privalige.

~You can't have everything you want... where the heck would you put it?

~If you ask a stupid question you get a stupid answer!

~99 of the time I type lol I'm not really laughing. Lol...

~By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back so you'll have to find a new face.

~Lables are only for soup cans.

~If stupiddity were a novel you'd be on every page!

~If you can't beat em, join em. If you can't join em, bribe em. If you can't bribe em, blackmail em!

~You're out of ideas...let's go buy one!

~Always wear cute Pajamas to bed..You never know who you'll meet in your dreams!

~It takes more muscles to frown then to smile... so frown... you get more exercise!

~There are3 kinds of people in the world, ones that can count and ones that can't.

~AM I WEIRD OR WHAT?!

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Garden reviews
I had writer block for the longest time. I finaaly was able to write this. Enjoy! o'o)
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/2/2005
Tender Tales from a Chicken Tender reviews
I was eating a chicken nugget from McDonalds, when I thought of this. Then I dropped the nugget; crying and thinking of it's life. Then I ate it!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2005
I don't read mindsI read butts! reviews
A really funny poem. Yep, it's about butts!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2005
The Strange White Flower reviews
A super funny story. It's kind of in poetry format though...oh well. This is a must read. If you're a fan of my work, then please read!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/9/2005
me me me reviews
you get a cookie if you figure out who this poem is about...a poopoo cookie! :P
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/9/2005
Food Scares Me! reviews
Read this! This is a true story! Be afraid!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/8/2005
Sweet Little George reviews
This is a poem about my good friend George. (AKA silentscreamer07) enjoy!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2005
Roach! reviews
READ THIS POEM! It's about a roach!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/8/2005
Broken Mirror reviews
Just a little boredum buster... AT TWO O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING! I'M INSANE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/6/2005
Dead Teddy Bears reviews
My first ever entry! Yayness! This is just a humorous little poem I thought up at a sleepover. Please review!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/5/2005