Author has written 10 stories for Humor, General, Humor, and Fantasy.
These are some of my quotes. Copy them, and Cyborg will have to hurt you!
~Mommy! I wanna be a Princess!! Wait... Parliament has more power...
~Normal is only a setting on a washing machine...
~Be yourself-- why you ask? -- CUZ EVERYONE ELSE IS TAKEN!!!
~Its easier to figure out a Rubiks cube than me!!
~Im bored. Lets go play in traffic...
~Aww, did I hurt your ego? Well go buy a better one...
~im not addicted to the computer...hey, when is my digitalizled burger done?
~I had a dream I was in love with you, I woke up screaming.
~If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, then why is there a song about him?
~There are some things men will never understand...for everything else there's mastercard.
~Everyone is entitled to be stupid but your abusing that privalige.
~You can't have everything you want... where the heck would you put it?
~If you ask a stupid question you get a stupid answer!
~99 of the time I type lol I'm not really laughing. Lol...
~By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back so you'll have to find a new face.
~Lables are only for soup cans.
~If stupiddity were a novel you'd be on every page!
~If you can't beat em, join em. If you can't join em, bribe em. If you can't bribe em, blackmail em!
~You're out of ideas...let's go buy one!
~Always wear cute Pajamas to bed..You never know who you'll meet in your dreams!
~It takes more muscles to frown then to smile... so frown... you get more exercise!
~There are3 kinds of people in the world, ones that can count and ones that can't.
~AM I WEIRD OR WHAT?!