Author has written 37 stories for Friendship, Love, General, Life, Song, Romance, Essay, War, Nature, General, Religion, Fantasy, and Action.
As of 7/20/09: I've been quiet around here for awhile, but I'm planning on putting up most of the stuff I had written over the past year or so. So people can expect sort of a influx from me in the next few weeks. Some of the things that will be published may be a bit on the older side; there might a be varying degree of noticeable growth with the new stuff. Other than that, enjoy.
Oh, and those looking for another yaoi piece; one's been brewing in the back of my mind for quite some time. Just fair warning.
"I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size five. A woman under a size five is not a woman. It's a boy with breasts."
"Don't mess with me and I won't mess you up."
"Be polite, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives."
An English professor wrote the words "a woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Murphy's Law: If something can go wrong it will go wrong, unless I really like you and make an exception. In which case, let the rest of the world run screaming, don't worry - you'll be fine.
"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."
“Fate is what you call it when you don't know the name of the person screwing you over."
"When you can flatten entire cities at a whim, a tendency towards quiet reflection and seeing-things-from-the-other-fellow's-point-of-view is seldom necessary."
“Boys are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it’s our job to trod on them and keep them in the dark until they turn into something we’d enjoy having dinner with.”
"Hey! I just had a great idea!"
"There's a fine line between genius and insanity, I think you crossed it a few miles back"
"I'm not a disorganized schizophrenic, in fact I am very in touch with reality. I just happen to ignore it most of the time.”
"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then they beat you with experience."
"I've been under a lot of pressure, killing you would be the perfect remedy."
"It takes a wise man to declare someone innocent but a fool to declare them guilty."
"Love makes you feel great. Love makes you feel stupid. Love reminds me why I love my gun."