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Joined 10-01-05, id: 496152
Author has written 25 stories for Humor, Haiku, Love, and Fantasy.

Constructive Critisism is great
Telling me my poems are terrible is not
NO flaming please.


My name is Sarah (*waves*) and ... I'm not really a poet. If I am then I don't think I'm a very good one. I like to write but loose interest quickly so poems are perfect for me (especially Haikus).

My interests...I like films, especially LotR and The Rocky Horror Show.
I love the Regency Era (Austen Time) and History in general (yeah I'm a geek...).
I like to do new things and I go through phases of loving a certain thing then forgetting about it a few weeks later (At the mo it's LotR music videos).

I am English (and I speak poshly and drink lots of tea! Jolly Good!), but am also half Spanish.
I love nature, and Autumn time. I like to go for walks in the woods with my friends and complain about how my legs hurt but that's only so we can sit and I can look at all the pretty trees.

I have an illness called M.E/CFS, it's ... well, it's a word I can't use on here. I've had it for ages and has made my life hell really, because of it I'm out of college and jobless...I could get stressy and sad about it now, but I save that for a certain time of the month (Yes I'm a girl).

If you've read this far then well done you, have a cookie! Now go read my poems!

~Thanks for all the great reviews!~

23/11: I've taken the advice about "Drunk" and have written a poem which is (hopefully) funnier and much longer. I've even tried to make it rhyme! It'll be up by the end of the day.

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Haiku by Unready reviews
All my haiku written to date, conveniently grouped together. Share your mind.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 141 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 6/5/2005
Past by watershadows reviews
the past is hard to forget
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2005
Medication by Faithless Juliet reviews
We make love like bed bugs.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2005
If I were Harry Potter by Water-On-Fire reviews
A poem on Mary Sues... Enjoy
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/8/2005
How to Write a Cliche School Romance by Arianna Leciav reviews
Everything you need to know to write a stupid, thoughtless piece of 'romantic' writing. (Satire, meaning it's meant to offend)
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/7/2005
Sleep by nanashi-04 reviews
Sleep... need...sleep... :)R&R
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2005
Innocent Kiss by Strawbpig reviews
My first entry on this site, read n review
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2005
September 11th Escape by ThisisWhereIComeIn reviews
one of my friends said this was my best yet...what do u think?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/18/2005
Tainted summer by Elizabeth Ebony reviews
The summer was magical,hazy,dark with beautiful scented flowers.It flew deliriously.And as always,autumn stole them.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2005
Farewell by Nobody-n-Particular reviews
Good luck to writing!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 27 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005
The Bible and Homosexuality and The Law by esotericblood reviews
Even though Christianity should not at all be included in law-making decisions, the bible still does not condemn homosexuality. READ WHY IN HERE!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2005
Pretty Jane by Trinny B reviews
Just a poem about Jane Fairfax, from Emma, by Jane Austen.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2004
Constructive criticism by Werecat99 reviews
Tired of the 'plz r&r my stuff' reviews? Read these simple guidelines to constructive criticism. Tips on how to get more reviews included.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 139 - Published: 2/24/2004
Fairytale Dreamer by Amandriella Peetrifica reviews
Summary doesn't fit, so it's inside. (Basically the same person portrayed as two different people almost singing against themself and then realizing the truth ... I can't summarize it too well in limited words like this (Limited myself inside 2)... ...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2003
When Penguins Attack!!! by Atma reviews
It's really messed up. I was stoned when I wrote this. . . cool. Bloody. . . ha ha ha. . .
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2001
Ode to Tomato by Angelina Vernon reviews
Ok, I was bored and I was dared to write a poem about a tomato. This is what I came up with. Trust me, I can write better poems than this.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2001
Mistress Night by MistressNyx reviews
A poem about night
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2001
SKITTLES!!! by Beefaroni Boy reviews
A little poem about what happens when I have to many Skittles. Pwease R&R.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2001
Dear Diary by Mistress Quirk reviews
this is a collection of my poetry, enjoy
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2001
They're After Me by Tanzonite Black reviews
V3-D3. Another poem about a vampire, but this one's being chased and he's reflecting back on why.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2000
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Writer's Block reviews
I hate it when I have nothing to write about
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/26/2005
Finally Asleep reviews
I've been having problems with sleep for a week now, last night was the worst...here's how I felt (or wanted to feel).
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2005
Drunk reviews
The different stages of drunkeness, observed by a sober person.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2005
Tears reviews
Sometimes things can get on top of you, and all you can do is cry.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/19/2005
Models reviews
I hate the way magazine models influence people with only their looks
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2005
Music reviews
I love it when you hear a new song and you instantly love it
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2005
404 reviews
Boo to links that lead to dead websites - 1 mild swearword -
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2005
Winter Tree reviews
I feel sorry for trees when winter comes.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/31/2005
Anti Love reviews
What if you've been against love all your life, then find yourself falling for someone?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2005
Spider! reviews
I've literally just seen a massive spider, it's now under a thick and heavy catalogue hehe...in my fear I wrote a haiku
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/20/2005
An insomniac's dream is sleep reviews
I wrote this at 1am last night when I couldn't sleep and got bored of counting sheep. One Mild curse word.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/20/2005
Magical animals reviews
Collection of mythological or spiritual animal haikus; Cat, Dolphin, Dragon, Eagle, Wolf. -More to be added-
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 10/10/2005
Silver and Gold reviews
No matter what you do, there's always someone better then you right?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/9/2005
Autumn Time reviews
My favourite time of the year, a simple haiku to celebrate it
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/9/2005
English Idiot reviews
You know those annoying (normally middle aged) people who try to be cool? Well here's a cool (ahem) English guy.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/9/2005
Dance reviews
From a mans POV, he wants to see his love dance. Pretty simple.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2005
Haiku 2 reviews
Contains 1 swear word. Basically about a girl wanting a guy.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/7/2005
He couldn't resist me when he was alive reviews
You hear about vampires corrupting people all the time, but what if it was the other way round?
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/6/2005
Candy Floss! reviews
A poem about Candy Floss/Cotton Candy
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/6/2005
I will not weep for him reviews
Love sucks, no? This originally started as a poem about Eowyn (From LotR...yeah I'm sad) but it changed to a girl getting over a lost love.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/6/2005
Lost reviews
Feeling lost and confused...a normal day for me then
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/6/2005
Sad Haiku reviews
I was bored one day and started writing haikus, here's my first (and saddest) one.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/6/2005
Cute Guy reviews
What most girls think when they see a good looking guy
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2005
The Computer reviews
A new computer boasts.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/6/2005
Agony Plant reviews
A girl (or boy, whatever) asks for advice from her plant.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/6/2005