Enigmatic Night
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Joined 10-04-05, id: 496523, Profile Updated: 03-10-14
Author has written 16 stories for Romance, Essay, General, Supernatural, and Humor.

Update Sept 2013: Rocked Like Me is currently under revision.

Jan 2013: I want to start writing again. I kind of stopped writing fiction over the past year or so. In fact I've been in a bit of a rut since graduating from University, both creatively and in life.

JawkwardLOL The LOL is Silent. So earlier this year a friend and I combined our love of TV, fangirling and the internets to produce a blog. Please visit us, we have cookies.

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Me - The Rationalistic Loony, the Very Wise Fool, the Extremely Mean person who will help you out. The Sadly Happy girl, the Angrily Laughing Cynic, the Closet Romantic, and an All time Believer who's Scepticism gets in the way. I smile at the angry, cry for the happy and sing to the deaf. I write with my left hand, but use my right for everything else. I study a f t e r exams and s l e e p during class... (okay that bit just snuck its way in there... not really true) I dance without music, write on hands and decide before the after and after the before... I choose to be complicated, I choose to not conform..

I choose to be me, for lack of a better choice.


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Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Standing On the Edge by Secretive reviews
Rosaline thought she knew him and what she knew, she hated. But Javier isn't the kind of guy you get to know easily nor is he the kind of guy who is what he seems. He needs her more than she or even he understands. If only she would realize...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,444 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/4/2007
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Silence by Duuude reviews
I was pretty much a loner, until Jay decided to befriend me. It was all downhill or uphill? from there, i.e, finding out who my father is, my mother apologizing for ruining my life, forming a crush... And when did my life become a soap-opera?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,767 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008
His Saving Grace by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
ON HIATUS He thinks she's playing at being an adult, she just wants him to grow up. She's going back, he swore he never would. It used to be them against the world, but years have passed and things aren't quite as simple anymore. Sequel to SMtL.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,930 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009
Petition Against Plagiarism by annoyance reviews
Have you ever been plagiarized? Do you know someone who has? Do you want to do something about it? Do you think I sound like a salesperson? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this essay is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Of Money and Mouths by mrdryrdrlngs reviews
Take a girl who cheats, a guy she can't stand, and her gay, sometimes crossdressing ex. Throw in a pissed off football player, one doozy of a bet, and more money than should be handled by people like this. Mix well. Chaos, anyone?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/29/2007
They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4209 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3527 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Emails from a Deranged Youth by contraband fairy reviews
It was an email, a 'get everything off my chest', 'I'm putting you behind me' email. He wasn't supposed to reply, he was supposed to be dead!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,227 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007
Possession by WesternSky reviews
All Marie Hanson wants for Christmas is a bullet through her cheating husband's skull. Very brief oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Broken by The Flaming Ostrich reviews
Trap me within myself so I can't escape.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Finding the Word Hate in a Thesaurus by Daydream Nation reviews
He told her he loved her hair. She chopped it off. Yeah. She hated him that much. One-Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
One Shot No 5: Tough Luck by Terrance Riverdarb reviews
Bad luck comes in many forms. For him it's a tough rock.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
Die For Me by insane in the brain reviews
He was a boy. She was a girl. Their love was completely fucked up. Despite popular theory, NOTHING is ever fair in love and war. FIN.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
Writer's block by Owl-of-Artemis reviews
Just a silly thing I wrote one morning at like, 1 am. What most writers actually think, and what would happen should the characters get revenge.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2005
RAP Retards Attempting Poetry by Eboniccinderella reviews
THis gothic boy told me how much rap music sucked.He was very bold considering I could have broken his ass like a twig. But I taught him a little thing or two about rock music that changed his tune completely.True story.Please R&r
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/7/2004
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The Preacher's Son reviews
Spin-off of Rocked. Life for Deacon is one long hard party, he drinks like his liver is invincible, and sleeps around like STDs don't exist. What did you expect from the preacher's boy? An Angel? Yeah Right. Warning: swearing, violence, sexual references.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,667 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/10/2008
State Of Irony reviews
A state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result. I do what I want, if only I knew what exactly what that was. Rated M for Swearing and Mature -ha- Themes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 158,551 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 6/10/2007
Approaching Common Ground reviews
It wasn't that Kaysee 'Kay' Grey was known to be ridiculously nice, it was just that Christopher 'Bookie' Wiles wasn't. It made people wonder how they could be friends, wasn't there supposed to be some sort of common ground? Sequel to ACC.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/25/2009
None of the Above reviews
They'd had a running bet amongst themselves to see who could 'bag' the new girl first. But she fell for the guy that seemed to have the least interest in the bet, or her. Go figure. Prequel to Rocked.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012
Semiprecious reviews
Kara and Jay One-Shot. "I'm made of onyx. And you're pure diamond." Rocked Like Me alum.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,939 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
A Classic Case reviews
A Classic case is falling for your best friend's troubled twin. It's falling for the one guy you never thought you'd like. It's one big old teenage mess. Classic cases are commonly referred to as Cliches. This story is an epic mess. Read at own risk.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 12/11/2006
The Sea of Satire reviews
Now a 'series' of serious, serious topics that must be addressed. Because you need to address the serious things in life, like the Recession, Swine Flu, Plagiarism and what to wear this coming Friday night. Chapter 3: Avoidastudyitis.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009
Killing Pterodactyls reviews
Jessica’s singing gets louder and louder until everyone around her drops dead. And she's the hero. Go figure.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Complete
Unlikely Villains, Hopeless Heroes reviews
A vampire who hates blood and a vegetarian werewolf. Our last hopes for survival. We're doomed. Unless Declan can find the seductive vampire within himself and seduce Death's Mistress. Nah, we're doomed. Perhaps the most random thing you'll ever read.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008
Rocked Like Me reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Why One Should Never Stare reviews
She didn’t know his name, but he had the most beautiful eyes she’d ever seen in her life. They were a dark blue hue tinged in a darker green. They were lovely. Mini-OneShot err I hear they call them drabbles lol.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
Being Tricked reviews
One-Shot. It was raining, I was wet and it was dark. I was going to kill him, but he mistook some stranger for me... and it was hilarious. Until he told her he liked her...me, a lot, wait run that by her...me again?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Personal Response: Demon Children reviews
Children are cunning little creatures who know exactly how to get what they want, and because we are in awe of their supposedly 'innocent charm', we are unaware of their duplicity. Beware of the Satire.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Horror Movies reviews
She hated watching horror movies. It made her clingy and completely un.her.like, kind of. So maybe she was a wuss all the time, but no one knew this more so than he. OneShot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Dancing with a Queen reviews
Boy meets girl [he already knows] and asks her out. Girl tells boy that she isn't gay. It's not her fault he was dressed in drag. Ridiculous. [OneShot, at least for now]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Two Months reviews
One Shot. [Who ever said absence makes the heart grow fonder, was wrong. Absence made you damn well obsessive.] He wanted her, she refused. He left, she wept [sorta]. He came back... she, slaps him? You know what they say... no, what? I hate you. Now, R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
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