Cazrolime
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Joined 10-04-05, id: 496536, Profile Updated: 04-22-08
Author has written 38 stories for Horror, Love, Family, Life, General, and Humor.

Aloha. My screenname notwithstanding, you may call my what you like, up to and including "hey you".

Mostly, besides fanfiction and copious roleplay, I write poetry now! As of, uhm, last week. A lot of which is directed at Pyth, and much of which also is inspired by Carol Anne Duffy and the Romantic poets. Because they pwn, that's why. :D I also bastardise sonnet format with unintentional frequency, because I happen to like it. As for "Shock Horror"... don't ask. Just don't ask.

Occasionally I exaggerate myself in poetry; most times (coughCYTHPOEMScough) I take pains to be entirely honest; now and then I'll make something up entirely. Up to you to guess which is which. :P

When I'm not churning out verse after verse, I spend a lot of my time at my livejournal, http://.

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The Perfect War by Ephemeral Dreams reviews
An different look at Mary Sues, Author Avatars, and other such things relating to fanfiction and published works. Recommended especially for new authors.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Complete
Tears of the Dragon by Blue Dragon-sy reviews
The night is cooling, the stars are twinkling, the wind blows gently in the night sky, and all is silent… the city is sleeping, as it does every night. As she lies in bed, awake long after midnight, the visitor comes to see her one last time… -COMPLETE-
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2005
The Rant of a Disgruntled Pizzeria Employee by Sylvia Ann Elliot reviews
To sum this rant up, customers are [expletive deleted].
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/18/2005
How To Be A Vigilante by Gemini Girls reviews
Oh-so-very SARK-esque.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2000
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I L reviews
Transcript of performance poetry. I never believed I could love, but I do.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
You Know To Whom This Is Addressed
Blank verse furniture game. You are the leopard...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Put Bluntly
Blank verse. He tarnished over time and then he got lost.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
When I Am Able To Fly reviews
Blank verse. The whole wide blue ocean will be no more barrier than a mist.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Accessory: Reprise
Rhyming. You misunderstand me...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
You're Allowed To Make Mistakes reviews
Rhyming. You think you created a monster...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
The Promise reviews
Rhyming. I'll be the rock beneath your house...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
A Ghost Story reviews
Rhyming. Hello, lover. Do you miss me now that you are getting old?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Visions reviews
Rhyming. Artful beauty, rosy glasses...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
It All Depends reviews
Rhyming. Do you have the death penalty?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
The International Vampire reviews
Rhyming. BECAUSE I CAN.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Desperate Measures
Rhyming. If I had my way, I'd run out in the street...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Split
Rhyming. When the angel and the demon on my shoulders both agree...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
No Poem Today reviews
Rhyming. ...hang on a minute.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Haiku reviews
The clue's in the title. Kind of clingy love haiku!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Miles of Bad Road reviews
Rhyming. I am number one, and I look out for me -- don't give me that face, you don't have to agree.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Living The Dream reviews
Blank verse. "Urgh, he beheaded them," she'd point out, and not get the tone quite right.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
I Want To Eat Your Brain reviews
Rhyming. I want to give you lilies white, and roses glowing red... V. v. romantic. Frsrs.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
The Moment of Transition reviews
Rhyming. I crest atop the swelling hill as you slide back, your warrant signed. Yup.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Midnight Rendezvous reviews
Rhyming. Steal away with me, fly from your grimy old bed; let my arm lift to steady your hesitant head. And yes, it is about what you think it is about. That's if you think it's about what it's about, of course. In any case, I'm rating it up a little.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Dream Date reviews
Rhyming. Our rendezvous safe beneath an alibi, I lock the door firmly and give this a try. Probably a little disturbing.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Holy Matrimony reviews
Very much rhyming. Up the stairs, hand in knuckles, a noise of alarm...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
Accessory reviews
Rhyming, mostly. Worn on your finger; content to be.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
The Final Word
Blank verse. Could be considered an epilogue to "Self-Proclaimed Jesus", though it's somewhat more mellow.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Explain Yourself reviews
Blank verse. Was it more easy to close the door? Rated for upsetting theme.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Eternally reviews
Rhyming. Roses have a finite life...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
A Lover's Inventory reviews
Rhyming. Cotton wool to wrap you in, a precious thing...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Border Guard reviews
Rhyming. This world’s a world of storms... will you allow me to unfold my shelter over you?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Self Proclaimed Jesus reviews
Rhyming. But her heavenly taste turns to mildew and rot at the bite of the worm.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Sycophantic Repetition
Rhyming. Rated for a lot of hate and a little swearing.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Given Another Chance, Here's What I Would Wish For reviews
Rhyming. You’ll clink as you walk. Your armour will burn with a thousand fierce shades.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Just a Phase reviews
Rhyming. Well, sort of. 'Just a phase', but I take issue with this phrase. I'll tell you why.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
But Do You? reviews
Blank verse. Do you think I don’t know that machines need maintenance?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
A Cautionary Poem reviews
Rhyming. For so long as it never dares to peek out from its bed, a caterpillar need not stress its pretty little head. ...Insects lend themselves far too well to metaphor, yo.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
The Moth reviews
Rhyming. Sometime in the future, we might sit together, out till late.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Queens in Monochrome reviews
Rhyming. There’s a girl in the street with her hair in her eyes, and she’s throwing her stones at the lights. ...The title is an injoke which roughly two people will get, and one of them is me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Beautiful Words reviews
Blank verse. I'm trying to fix some beautiful words on a string: chains aren't for freedom.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Shock Horror reviews
In the green country there was a large house. In the large house there was a private room. In the private room there was a cage... Oneshot.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete