Ello ello! Either you're on this page to read my stories or to find out what kind of weirdo I am (insertion from Mellifluence: she should be institutionalised). If it was for the latter reason, just check out my bebo homepage (Mellifluence: but that would be rather stalkerish, no?) :)

ps. I'm not promiscuous by any means (actually she has no life), I just thought the sound of a promiscuous geek sounded hilarious (she's easily amused).

A Girl At Heart
My name is Loralai and I'm a newly promoted Undercover Agent who's been given the task of protecting the son of the American President, James Winters. Minor problem though, James attends an all boys school...

A/N: This story is COMPLETE! I love all the feedback you guys are giving me on it, but I'm going to ignore any jabs at any grammar mistakes because.. well I don't proofread lol I know I should get a slap on the hand! It's just a story I wrote for the fun of it, it's not meant to be a masterpiece of writing or full of depth, it's just some light hearted humour to get a few laughs and make you realize that there are people out there who are even dorkier than you lmao And yes most of these dorkier people reside in my mind..

Take Me Away

That familiar roguish smile spread slowly across his lips, "It's simple... by the end of this vacation... you'll be in love with me." I snorted, "Yeah and Jessica Simpson's a spelling bee whizz..." I mean seriously, where does this guy get off?!

A/N: This is a plot that has been in my head for a while. I hope you guys like it, it's just another story for me to have some fun with and a chance for me to create a funny, ditzy heroine. Anywho, I hope you read this because even if it's not a masterpiece, your bound to atleast get a few laughs out of it. :)

A/N(II): ON HIATUS! Unfortunately, I seem to have struck a dead-end with this story, I may continue it some time in the future... but no promises.

If you haven't checked out either of my stories (then you've been living in a hole bigger than the fishpond in Gore), please do. You will gain my ever important thank yous and at least a few laughs. :)

Letters from Andalie

Inspired by Patricia C. Wrede's 'Sorcery and Cecilia' and the fantasy worlds of Tamora Pierce, comes the product of our own Letter Writing Game -- 'LETTERS FROM ANDALIE', a joint production by Mellifluence and Promiscuous Geek.

A/N: This is quite different from my usual style.. considering it includes griffins and magic people... but the same (spastic) humour as always! And of course.. we can't forget the romance XD