Promiscuous Geek
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Joined 10-05-05, id: 496649, Profile Updated: 09-29-08
Author has written 3 stories for Romance, and Fantasy.

Ello ello! Either you're on this page to read my stories or to find out what kind of weirdo I am (insertion from Mellifluence: she should be institutionalised). If it was for the latter reason, just check out my bebo homepage (Mellifluence: but that would be rather stalkerish, no?) :)

ps. I'm not promiscuous by any means (actually she has no life), I just thought the sound of a promiscuous geek sounded hilarious (she's easily amused).


A Girl At Heart
My name is Loralai and I'm a newly promoted Undercover Agent who's been given the task of protecting the son of the American President, James Winters. Minor problem though, James attends an all boys school...

A/N: This story is COMPLETE! I love all the feedback you guys are giving me on it, but I'm going to ignore any jabs at any grammar mistakes because.. well I don't proofread lol I know I should get a slap on the hand! It's just a story I wrote for the fun of it, it's not meant to be a masterpiece of writing or full of depth, it's just some light hearted humour to get a few laughs and make you realize that there are people out there who are even dorkier than you lmao And yes most of these dorkier people reside in my mind..


Take Me Away

That familiar roguish smile spread slowly across his lips, "It's simple... by the end of this vacation... you'll be in love with me." I snorted, "Yeah and Jessica Simpson's a spelling bee whizz..." I mean seriously, where does this guy get off?!

A/N: This is a plot that has been in my head for a while. I hope you guys like it, it's just another story for me to have some fun with and a chance for me to create a funny, ditzy heroine. Anywho, I hope you read this because even if it's not a masterpiece, your bound to atleast get a few laughs out of it. :)

A/N(II): ON HIATUS! Unfortunately, I seem to have struck a dead-end with this story, I may continue it some time in the future... but no promises.

If you haven't checked out either of my stories (then you've been living in a hole bigger than the fishpond in Gore), please do. You will gain my ever important thank yous and at least a few laughs. :)


Letters from Andalie

Inspired by Patricia C. Wrede's 'Sorcery and Cecilia' and the fantasy worlds of Tamora Pierce, comes the product of our own Letter Writing Game -- 'LETTERS FROM ANDALIE', a joint production by Mellifluence and Promiscuous Geek.

A/N: This is quite different from my usual style.. considering it includes griffins and magic people... but the same (spastic) humour as always! And of course.. we can't forget the romance XD

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Hopeless hearts entangle, when worlds collide by Yadil reviews
He's perfection in my eyes. Who would've thought I'd meet him trough MySpace? He became my best friend and turned my world upside down, making me question everything I thought I felt. Problem is, he has a boyfriend. What's a girl to do?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,207 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 5/23/2006
Stuck Together by untitled furniture reviews
Going to the movies alone isn't that bad.You'll be lonely, but at least you don't have to put up with a sex crazed goth and a wuss who's finger he claims you broke.Oh no, you get to watch your stupid movie alone while shoving down heart attack popcorn.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,398 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005
Seeing Eye to Eye by Soumyanee reviews
He was one of those guys who only went for girls who were bigboobed with longkiller legs! Never really cared what was up in their head. So why is he, all of a sudden, falling for the midget who only came up to his chest?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,503 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 1/3/2005
Rednecks Drink Dr Pepper by Dart Gray reviews
My summer in an Oklahoma hick town looked pretty boring.. until I was caught with my shirt off.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,021 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
The Princess Chronicles 2 Becca by shimmerdust2004 reviews
the story of the pauper, Becca...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 182,611 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2003
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Letters from Andalie reviews
-"Dear Jade, I punched a Viscount." "Dear Audrey, Why am I not surprised?" Concerning handsome men, scheming courtiers and various magical paraphernalia: the private correspondence between a novice mage and a hapless spy. /co-written with Mellifluence/
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,730 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008
Revenge, Best Served Hot ::Formerly Take Me Away:: reviews
I smiled sweetly, with a hint of mischievousness. Well at least I attempted to... but if his slightly confused expression was anything to go by, I’d probably just looked constipated. Lovely, that’s just the perfect way to seduce a guy... ON HIATUS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,081 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006
Girl At Heart reviews
COMPLETE! My name is Loralai Sterlin.. oh and the guy who has me in a headlock? That's the First Son, James Winters.. he's my soulmate, he just doesn't know it yet. Probably because he thinks I'm a guy, I'm actually a girl. Yea.. welcome to my life..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,191 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete