Poppy Ferret
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Joined 10-05-05, id: 496681
Author has written 3 stories for General, and Thriller.

POPPY FERRET WILL SPEAK NOW.

My name is Poppy Ferret.

Apparently, I'm a Giraffe.

Chocolate is yummy.

You're jealous of Oklahoma.

I am too.

I like to draw.

I draw quite well.

I like to write stories.

And poems.

And the occasional song.

I love animals.

Ravenclaw pwns.

Fear us.

Geese will eat your face off.

I love ferrets.

I love my ferret, Phantom.

I am a ferret.

Rawr.

I live in a secret undergroung society of ferrets.

I am the Ferret Queen.

Ferrets are amazing.

Like Poptarts.

Yummy, fillingy ferrets.

MINE!

POPPY FERRET HAS SPOKEN.

Go away now.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~poppyferret

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The Three Eyed Duck Said So by McKenzie Drestire reviews
Err, the three eyed duck said so...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/7/2006
Reasons For This by This Isn't God reviews
Very violent! Not for the squimish! A summary inside like my other submissions. It's funny! I use my own words n stuff! It's based on Johnny The Homocidal Maniac, a comic book by Jhonen Vascquez. He made Invader Zim!
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2004
Ferret Writes a Fic by Ferret reviews
Ferret attempts to write a fic. It's short, it's stupid, and it's pointless. Go ahead and read it at risk of brain damage.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/20/2000
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The Misadventures of Oober Yuckems and Missy Moo reviews
Follow Oober Yuckems on his many adventures in Apple YaYa! Meet his silly friends and prepare yourself for a comical and confusing time!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007
The Phantom's Apprentice reviews
Based on The Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux. In the dark cellars of the Paris Opera House, a mysterious figure lurks in the shadows. He watches over his theatre and keeps everything as he likes it to be. But when he is gone, who will take his place
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 10/17/2006
Trust Me reviews
A serial killer is picking off random people in the city, one by one. But what if this killer was your best friend, your roommate...and your apartment was a murder scene?
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete