Mistress Waffle
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 10-05-05, id: 496748
Author has written 3 stories for Humor.
Well, I updated it!
Name: Danielle. Pff. I'm not givvin out no last name.

Age: 13! I'm a teenager! Whee...

Grade: 8th Grade, yo. Can't wait until high school.

Shoes Size: 9 (I got big feet...)

Status: Single and fine with it, but it seems a lot of the guys have suddenly decided to become hot and march around their hotness in front of me like it's funny or something. I'm not laughing.

Height: I'm 5'4. Like you wanted to know.

Weight: 116 pounds! And it's muscle, so just shut up!

Ethinc Background: Umm...well, I'm 1/8 Polish. And then the rest of my family history has disappeared for the rest of eternity. But my last name is an English name, so I guess I'm English. And I think that I may have Gernan and French in me. So, I'm just everything in Europe, all rightie? That works for me.

Religion: I'm Methodist, but I haven't gone to Church recently...

Location: Upstate New York


Uhm...I love writing--especially wierd, sarcastic, turning your words on yourself stuff. Douglas Adams, author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is my idol. I love getting e-mails from my readers, wether they be a flames or i-luff-ur-work mails, so please take a couple minutes and send me a message!

FOR THE BELUGAS

Miss Waffle

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

How to Survive a Disaster Movie by Menolly reviews
A survival guide for disaster movies. COMPLETE! I just finished a major revision with new chapters, and new content! Covers how to survive a movie earthquake, flood, supervirus and more, even the real thing!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,539 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Complete
The Magus0 Complaint Book by Urto reviews
An In-working book of complaints about...uuh...stuff. I'm yet to get a bad review on this, so it must be better than your standard reality-like stuff! Please R&R! It's my most popular work!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 11/5/2005 - Published: 10/4/2003
Who Needs to Learn a Foreign Language Anyway? by Menolly reviews
Raised the rating for a couple of mild references. When ridiculous warnings are double-translated... Mwa-hah-hah-ha! R & R.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 10/26/2005
Urgent Message by st. maverick reviews
"I boot up my computer, wait patiently for the desktop to come on, and then double-click on Microsoft Word. That Word fellow really knew what they were doing, you know, when he came up with this program. Though, I must admit that I find Microsoft to be
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/25/2005
So They Say by annonymouse reviews
Typical. You know what, the universe is so stereotypically typical! It's a conspiracy, I'm telling you. How is it that whenever we never want to remember something, everything around us pokes a finger in our ribs with itty-bitty bits of reminders.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2005
My Crazy School by Sabrina Black reviews
Ok. I wrote down random quotes from an avarage day at my school and this is what I came up with...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/29/2001
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

In Meh Head reviews
A view at the people in my head. Don't question. Just read.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006
The Complete and Utter Randomness of Miss Waffle reviews
A list of wacky quotes said by my friends and I. Maybe, it's a bit over-used, but give it a chance. Flames will be used to heat my house.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 10/10/2005
5 Minutes of Insanity reviews
What do you get when you combine an English assignment, old Propel, and stale jelly beans? 5 Minutes of Insanity. Flames will be used to make ramen.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2005