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Joined 10-07-05, id: 496960, Profile Updated: 07-02-08
Author has written 7 stories for Humor, Action, Sci-Fi, Supernatural, Young Adult, and Biography.

Hey, I'm Garner Crawford, really it's just Kat. I'm seventeen, and high school is gone~ Mn, this stuff right?

To get a good perspective on just how I operate in life, take a good look at this:
Fav bands: 30 Seconds To Mars, Jimmy Eat World, Flow-War, The Pillows, Ayumi Hamasaki, Blue Rodeo, Nickelback, Audioslave, Seether, Nirvana, Hugh Fraser Jazz Quintet, Adamant, The Turn, Queen, The Eagles, Orange Range, Social Code, Matthew Good, U2, OK Go, The Gorillaz, Quintesentials, SoundGarden, Metallica, Dream Theater, Nine Inch Nails, Linkin Park, The Music, Seether, Rage Against the Machine, Our Lady Peace, The Postal Service, Santana, SoundGarden, My Chemical Romance, John Gilliat, Liona Boyd, Iwasaki Taku, Velvet Revolver, Green Day, Keane, Stone Temple Pilots, Tool, Billy Talen, See-saw, Glay, L'arc En Ciel, Jack Johnson, Dir en Grey, Metric etc. etc.
Favorite Food: Ramen, that awesome bread Zuha's mom makes (rotti)... As of '07 I've been participating in Ramadan and, by changing my diet for it, I've changed my body. Therefore, I'm more sensitive to lactose and red meat. Sort of... forced into vegetarianism, plus, I've stopped eating even small amounts of beef and pork for somewhat moral reasons.

I'm super lazy, neh, if cleanliness is godliness, I'm the devil (love that one)... well, I know I don't have much stuff online but I'll just... blame it on B-san. B-san's my editor, she lives in England, I don't send much stuff to be edited by Cha-yan in New Zealand cause she takes forever. Really dude, the rabid fangirls are trying to kill me for Opus and you go... uh... talk to me even more. Who would've thought that even possible? Yeah, blame me, I suck.
Languages (know/learning/to learn):
English, Spanish, French, Italian, German, Cantonese, Mandarin, Japanese, Malay, Korean, Thai, Latin, Pashto

I live, technically, in three timezones. No, I don't live in a paradox or anything, that's just how I keep my sleeping and eating patterns, much fun. Recently, I got a ton of stories off the old laptop -squeal- So now I have a ton to put on -bliss- After it gets tossed around with B-san. Trust me, it'll be up... eventually... all of it.

Let's see, some things about me? I'm a gay trannyboy, I have pretty DA and Photobucket accounts where I have some old Opus art. I rock, and I have a tablet. Yes, I draw, write (no shit)... swear. I play saxophone, piano, drums and a bit of guitar (when I'm reeeeally bored) and am trying to learn a lot of languages. I know a lot and if I don't I refer to the wonderful . Hah! Guten nacht.

T&S by Souls-and-Turkey-Cafe reviews
i like playing with this story's summary, it's just so fun... anyway, Twitch is back... which means so is Spider, but something weird is going on with the happy arachnid, and oh my, are there females involved?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,197 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006
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Realized
A little tidbit explaining some things about me, I can't believe I'm making this available to the public...
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Green and Black reviews
A short story, rather moving.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,247 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
Opus reviews
Misunderstood teen Matt finds himself living with his sister's most famous writer after getting kicked out. Mercury seems to be out for him, but is he really fixing everything behind the scenes?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 97,135 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005
PreacherMan
Alex seems like a bastard, he really does, but then again... He puts a lot of sugar in his tea...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,414 - Published: 7/29/2006
Quarto
Kaden is having his problems: Macy is still reading her books, Teague is intent on ruining his life through sexual puns, he's oblivious to the people who have crushes on him, and he's just into Charis, not from the Bakat Luar Biasa Prefecture (Shounen-ai
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,738 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006
Redemption
A brother and sister, three ninjas, two child pickpocketers and ten new prison escapees. Don't forget the best pirate ship ever! Barracuda and Orca have more purpose than running this crew.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,578 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 11/20/2005
Once Upon Nowhere reviews
A full demon and a sealed human turned over... don't quite make the best ninja trio, especially when they join up with a fox demon. It's like, Inari's the only one with a brain and the other two are perverted children with way too much candy in them.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,048 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/23/2005
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