My Dear Adorahide bio
 Author has written 16 stories for Humor, Supernatural, Young Adult, Romance, General, and General. -Wide-eyed- Um, I should actually put something here, I suppose, as it seems people are actually looking at it... I'm not terribly interesting... I adore slash. and... um... I'm half penguin? Sorry, that was a lie. I was just trying to figure out something interesting to say. I don't usually lie; as I am a good Christian girl. That, too, was a lie. I am not a good Christian, nor a Christian at all. I am, however a girl. One out of three isn't bad. Until next time, Cae |
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Bloodstar Manor: Unwanted Guardian by Snyffles reviews
DISCONTINUED. Please see Unwanted Guardian: Redux for the new and vastly improved rewrite! Thanks again everyone for a great six years! It means the world to me!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 608,353 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 9/25/2004
Missed Connections by Esquirella reviews
YAOI, MxM, retreat if you do not like this type of story. You have been warned! Patrick can't believe the ad he's reading is from someone looking for him. What if the guy's crazy? Isn't this how horror movies start?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/15/2007
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Welcome to Monsterbucks by comedyandtragedy-xiii reviews
When monsters from the Underworld, sick of hiding in the shadows, decide to take over the world, everything goes to hell and nobody knows what to do. Except Jared Ahlers. He's going to open a coffee shop. ::eventual slash::
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,332 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010
Airport Monday Morning by The Nifty Green Fish reviews
So what if Joel's in love with his best friend? Dexter will always be better than him, anyway. Theater love is a beautiful, surreal thing. M/M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008
The Cole Turns To Ash by Naked Penguin Fetus For Pope reviews
COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,659 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Uncomfortable Situations by Spin Cycle reviews
Martin's on a church trip with the Antichrist, and people won't stop touching him. A distressing situation indeed. M/M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,119 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009
Make the Yuletide Gay by Aggy Bird reviews
In which we find romance, angst, a dash of mystery, bad puns, and Santa Jr.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,863 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Thoughts Without Words by Saint Anger reviews
[MM SLASH] When Nate, a mischievous, troublesome mental patient, meets Robbie, the introverted new admit, it throws life in the ward entirely off balance. Not that there was much mental balance to begin with. [MM SLASH]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,199 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2004
Charms and Curses by Drazuki reviews
(slash) Dawn tried a love spell he saw in a movie,he never thought that Practical Magic actually worked. Until a hot male witch and his calico cat moved next door. Now there is a tangle of evil, paint, kisses, and of course, magic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,015 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
Not In Kansas Any More by DyeAddict reviews
Looks like Dorothy has run into a few problems. Oz isn't exactly what it used to be and her feet have grown since the last visit. The laments from somewhere over the rainbow
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Piano Man by The Nifty Green Fish reviews
Usta! He seems smaller, more ordinary –
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Bless Me Father by ILGMA reviews
Yeah, perfectly normal', Drake thought, attempting to ignore the aching bulge in his pants. 'If said peer was a girl...' Two Catholic school boys, one distraught and the other confused. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 4/14/2002
Once A Slave III: Magebreak by Katica Locke reviews
Teaser -- The simplest words are often the most difficult to say. While Lark struggles with his newly realized love for Sactaren, they must fight to save an innocent Werewolf, and have to pay a visit to one of the cruelest of all mages. Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
Saturday Morning Cartoons by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] We're just two horny teenaged boys. We don't know what the hell we're doing. But that's okay, it's more fun this way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,590 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005
In Theory by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. Jamie's got a theory about how life and the universe seem to work, and Alex just fits right in. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,491 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Once A Slave II: Magewise by Katica Locke reviews
Teaser - Lark discovers what it is to be a mage as he and Sactaren grow closer during their adventures. Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
this boy will have holes in his pockets by beautiful. only tempermental reviews
i will read my poetry to this boy and then tell him i didn’t write it. this boy won’t believe me. this boy will let me write poems on his arm. this boy’s body will be my notebook.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
The Sandman's Kiss by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Alek lives for the oblivion that sleep brings—and each day he drags himself through a life of abuse. What is a boy to do when he discovers he has unwittingly earned the attention of a charismatic walking myth: the Sandman? [complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,842 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Complete
Speaking in Sentences by Inherent reviews
[Slash] I was probably a bit too blunt, but how else could I be with a guy who wouldn't say more than a word? [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,888 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Magebound by Katica Locke: Chapter One by Katica Locke reviews
Teaser -- Lark is a slave, now the property of the enigmatic Traxen Mage. He’s used to hard work, but as the Mage’s assistant, he will face challenges he’s never imagined. Slash. Is now available on Amazon! Look for Magebound.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
The Desert Rain by the sacred night reviews
Our overly religious narrator is head over heels for Snow, a well known male stripper, but when Snow points out that he can be hired for other services, what's a good Christian to do?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,680 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2006
Motion Sickness by Windup Hopping Lederhosen reviews
Life sucks, then you get on the Ferris Wheel for the first time.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2006
Twisted Religion by Teeco reviews
WARNING: Some people may find this offensive. This is a skit I made in drama class with several other students, only props used were 2 chairs. God and Jesus are on their way to a fatherson picnic when their car breaks down due to technical difficulties.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2006
Who Wants To Kill A Millionaire? by AidenLane reviews
So, do you want to kill a millionaire? I know I do.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
Magic Wheel of Random Words by But There Is Hope reviews
Caution: Reading this will lower your IQ level substantially.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/14/2006
Rebellion Boy by agirlnamed-aly reviews
"Bourbon" I ask, confused. "It's your rebellion in a bottle," he answers softly. Angst. Slight boy/boy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2005
Why I'll Never Be a Teacher by Lohan Layten reviews
My mother was, and her mother before that, but God help me if I ever end up in this profession.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2005
Stop the Violence Eat Cheese by ShatteredBlades reviews
a slight obsession with cheese...nothing to worry about, right?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2005
Separation of Chuch and state by Alyx reviews
this is a satire... please understand what a satire is before you read this. NOTE Satires are EXTREMELY sarcastic, do not take what I write literally.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2005
Kindergarten by Lexi Teniro reviews
They should've gone to kindergarten. [Something of a satire]
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2005
How Do You Sleep? by Cyan Pepper reviews
A woman sings a bittersweet lullabye to her child.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2005
Where is the Government of Mars? by Mynix reviews
Where is the Government of Mars?
Poetry: Politics - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/3/2005
My Mathematical Mind by Shampoo Suicide reviews
And, my god, who just bursts in on someone like that. I could've been masturbating. Trigonometry, guitars, and bringing about the apocalypse or something close to it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
American Idiots by Unwritten Author reviews
My view on the result of the US presidental election.. please read and review.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2005
Cooks' Choice by silverquill212 reviews
A humorous little Swap Quatrain. A humorous little Swap Quatrain describing the horror of not only school food, but of the awful surprise of cooks' choice. "TODAY: COOKS' CHOICE," the menu read. / The food looked like it wasn't dead.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2004
I Like You by elephant-chimes reviews
A boy named Jesse ponders on how he seems to like his best friend, Scott, quite a bit. Malemale slash warning, so if you don't like it, then please refrain from reading it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Complete
Dates by Gradual Decline reviews
Uh? Historical poetry? Well....... it kinda is...... Hey! Someone help me out here!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2001
Addiction by S.M.Cocita reviews
n/a
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2001
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You Say Coward Like It's a Bad Thing reviews
SLASH! M/M Caleb is a coward, he knows this. In fact, he's kind of proud of it. It's not very helpful, though, when it comes to his love life, or lack thereof.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,442 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
I Believe reviews
If you asked my what I believed about life, these would be the responses I'd mean, but probably not the one's I'd say.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Complete
To My Best Friend and a Stranger reviews
A Pseudo-Poetic letter to a boy who was once my best friend.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Complete
Yours To Hold
Inspired by Skillet, "I'm ready when you're ready for me/And I'm waiting for the right time/For the day I catch your eye/To let you know/That I'm yours to hold" F/F Cute, short, happy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Complete
Mourning for a Fantasy reviews
Everyone knows that the proper response to a breakup is Lifetime Movies and Ice Cream, but what is the proper response to a relationship that never happened outside your own mind? One-sided F/F
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Complete
Soundtrack for a Lost Friendship reviews
Sometimes a friendship doesn't fall apart; it just fades away.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Complete
Can't Have Both reviews
Lee is in love with his boyfriend. He always has been. Adrian seems to fall in and out of love far easier. Slash. Angst alert!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
My DI: a humorous interp reviews
For those used to Speech Competition, Dramatic interpretation rounds can get a little repetitive. So what if all the plots happened to one man? **Warning, speech jokes and Crack ahead**
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
Lies and the Liars Who Tell Them
Sometimes the only way to have things run smooth is to have both parties ignore the obvious. To avoid the truth isn't really a lie, is it? Unbeta'd angst.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Just Love reviews
Love is love, but when said love is between a vampire and a werewolf, things get more complicated.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Home Sweet Home is a Lie reviews
A dead husband and an empty apartment. One widow's journey through the stages of grief.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
Tea and Traitors reviews
Being found sleeping with your friend's husband is bad, but imagine coming for tea with her later.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Inertia reviews
Looking at your life and finding it wanting at sixteen. What if this is all there is?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/24/2008
A Strange Day in July reviews
It isn’t fair! He knew it was a childish thought, but honestly! What had he done? He was only seven. No one deserved this. No one could deserve this. He couldn’t see it, but he knew it lay out of sight, waiting… The barrier was there, 30 meters out.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,574 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Sentences from an Insane Mind reviews
An actute lack of sleep and rational thought. More insanity added 327
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 11/3/2005
The Great ShelfInshershion Story reviews
Was originally intended to be The Great Self-Insertion Story, but dobbyfan was eating KyleBeamanThePieceOfCheese when she said it, and so the art of Shelf-Inshershion was born. This is the first of many (or not) installments in the saga of theme music...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/6/2006