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Joined 10-09-05, id: 497156, Profile Updated: 05-24-11
Author has written 3 stories for Romance, Young Adult, and Love.

Notes: (Updated as of May 2011)

Hello. I'm very sorry if you've managed to find any of the things posted on here, they're ancient and will probably never be touched again. In terms of new stuff, I have a few things I'll probably post here eventually, but I'm going to wait until they're actually finished, which may take a while. Life has been getting in the way of writing, I'm afraid. That's about all there is to report. Until the next time I remember I have an account here, I suppose.

~Soleil

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Project Goddess by Kitzophrenic reviews
"It'd be funny, really, if not for the fact that they're all trying to kill me." Mirei makes her own brand of blissful ignorance, while Maiku prefers to steal the souls of the ignorantly blissful. They meet. Psychosis, violence, and a certain undesirable desire ensue, and now they can't go their separate ways, even if they wanted to.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 138,100 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 4/4/2003
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,204 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Nobody Said It Was Easy by Secretive reviews
Sequal to QoaQR: Nobody said love was easy...then again no one mentioned the mind games, precocious kids, homicidal inventions, therapy, or as much stalking as is going on. I feel woefully misinformed...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,603 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 9/5/2006
You Will Be Mine by boyz2men-yaoi-writers reviews
Marrow is a warrior bent on getting this mate business out of the way. He knows that there is no mate for him. No one mate who could want a man such as he. A twist of fate brings him Tamber, a fiery Reyl who is made for him. But can he accept his Giver?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,472 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 1/10/2007
None Other Than by Mac Vicchrilli reviews
You think I like him? You've got to be kidding. Darren Teigan is the most stubborn, pompous, pigheaded, egotistical creature that ever existed." Emma says nothing and I blanch. "He's... right behind me, isn't he..." COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,387 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Gatekeeper by Rayne Auster reviews
COMPLETE! WARNING! [S] Gatekeeper…Know who you are! Marked by misty white gaze, Seeing visions of desert sands, Doomed to death by foolish people, Last hope for the land.[MM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Rainbow Fish by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Life’s hard when you’re stuck in the future fighting a war you don’t understand on a planet that’s falling apart. It’s even worse when the most wanted assassin in the world can’t keep his damn hands, or lips, off you. [ m/m slash ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 144,661 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006
You Belong with Me by boyz2men-yaoi-writers reviews
Esquirella & jma collaborate! Yaoi! MxM Toby is lonely in school and at home. Sariphan is a sexy cat-man just passing through our galaxy. Fate conspires to make their two worlds collide, and now Sariphan is determined to claim Toby for himself. Forever!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,783 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Complete
Assassin's Silver by Rayne Auster reviews
Sequel to Gatekeeper. Arian is soon to be coronated but even though balance between Careil and Duiem has been restored, Careil still has a long way to go in order to find peace. MM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 7/26/2007
A Marriage Of Convenience by Spooky152 reviews
She thought arranged marriages were for princesses and girls in India. Boy, was she ever wrong. COMPLETEish *NEW Ch 37!*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 98,793 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/1/2003
What What in the What? by Caseus reviews
Alana tries to explain to Janie how butt sex works. And then they move onto lesbian sex… First attempt at femmeslash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Complete
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
The Art of Suicidal Romance by Amber Cramer
It was supposed to be so simple. There was only one being I couldn't have: Death. But you always want what you can't have. Now he's "dead." Is that even possible? It doesn't make sense anymore! -- The reflections of the girl who loves Death. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Brotherly Love by sweetdonalbain81507 reviews
Slash-Ever since we were sixteen and fourteen, she's been going out with the wrong guys. Now, how can I get rid of this one...Written for Freak-of-Spade's October challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
The Spoon by whitetyger123 reviews
One shot. My teacher told us to write in the POV of a spoon in the dishwasher.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Identity by Rayne Auster reviews
Warning: Intersexuality. Cassidy lived his whole life as a girl, only to find out that he is in actual fact a guy. Now he is being sent off to an all boys school to adjust to his new life. Enter: guys, guys and more guys. [MM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 89,461 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008
Orange by once rhythmatic reviews
So, everything was normal. It was a sunny day, and I was happily talking to Stan, the pineapple. And then this hot ass stranger comes up to me and bites my neck - just fucking bites me! What the hell! *One-Shot, Slash*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Lego Me, Rally by found.eventually reviews
“You have…” I stared at what I was wearing once more, feeling oddly calm. I shook my body a little, and there it was. That stupid, annoying jing-a-ling. I looked up at Raleigh incredulously. “You have little bells on your g-string?” SKoW challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,296 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Sweet, Sweet Custard by xoxluurveR reviews
“Oh,” he said, and then shrugged at me. “Nevermind, I just thought you’d like to know something.” "What?" I said. “Your boobs are leaking.” He gestured towards my front. “What is that, anyway? Is that, is that custard?” Oh, shit.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Acting by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Each had been a familiar face to the other as long as they could remember. They just never realized at was the little lies told to the world that kept them apart. FemSlash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Little Black Book by Rayne Auster reviews
[Summary inside] Having ignored Seth’s existence for so long, fate, who had finally shown an interest in the quiet withdrawn boy would not let him off this easily. She did, after all, have much catching up to do in the life of one Sethiel Jisei [MM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,859 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 3/23/2006
Amour en Sang by xXHaunted CookieXx reviews
What's a gay boy to do when the boy next to him starts getting more than a little suggestive? And then turns out not quite as expected? Fall in love of course! warnings for vampires, bl, and language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2007
You Belong to Me by boyz2men-yaoi-writers reviews
jma and Esquirella collaborate again! (MxM, yaoi, slash, shounen ai - homophobes, beware) Xabi'a was left behind on Earth by Captain Turean. With nowhere to go and no money, he meets a man named Cade. And Cade knows exactly what to do with him! Spin off!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,953 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 5/31/2005
Wild Life by Rayne Auster reviews
WARNING! [S] A ficlet based in the Zercan universe as created by Esquirella & jma. Wild cats, a zoo, one confused zoo keeper and one really wild life. [mm]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,766 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006
Dressed To Kill by xXHaunted CookieXx reviews
Affairs hurt everyone, watch your back and keep your heart close. A poem of love and the many kinds of pain.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
Dancing in the Rain by xXHaunted CookieXx reviews
ONESHOT: A songfic thingy to Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol. Title pretty much explains..Dedicated to my friend Soliel.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Soundtrack of My Summer by Kir Sirin reviews
Whatever it was, it doesnt matter. Because you’re gone. You slammed the door on your way out and it made the whole house shake. You didn’t even see the tears in my eyes as you left. It isnt fair to leave when all I can do is watch. Shoujoai. Oneshot.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
To Love Is Something or Other by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Taken down. Apologies.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Complete
Behind Broken Windows by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
What’s a guy to do when a stubborn, sexy, and somewhat clueless angel and his crossdressing accomplice crash quite literally into his life? [ Yaoi, MM slash, etc ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 177,740 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
Fall Off a Cliff Laughing by FeatherJunkie reviews
[shounenai, malemale] I can't get rid of these stupid wings, people won't stop staring, I've got a jock named Mark out to ruin my life, and on top of it all, I've caught the eye of the Grim Reaper's son, and now he won't leave me alone.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,868 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Complete
Saint Artemuis, School for Girls? by aeru reviews
Saint Artemuis School for Girls has been regarded as the most prestigious centre of learning for young women that has existed for over one hundred years. Through a bizarre and somewhat convenient twist of fate, five boys are about to change all that...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 148,934 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 1/18/2005
Squad R: Journey into the Unknown! by Al Kristopher reviews
The world is at peace. Taking advantage of this new golden era are twentysix exploration teams, each setting out on a journey into the unknown universe. This is the tale of one of those teams. [shoujoai, yuri, lesbian content, etc]
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 117,692 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Fortissimo by aeru reviews
Zákryt Collegiate, located in the Czech repbulic, encourages students to enter one of the world's most competitive music contests. When Sabine encounters a newcomer to the school, suddenly the competition gets more serious than intended.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 11/4/2006
From the Dead Guy in the Front Seat by NeverEverTown reviews
A man thinks about his lover in his car on a rainy day. [ONESHOT, SLASH, and other things. Please Read&Review! Muchly apprectiated!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
The Demon That Loves Me by Miss Katherine reviews
Kenmei was just a young woman who was paranoid beyond moral help. Then she met Kyou, a dangerously seductive Demon who pledges his eternal love to her. Now she takes twice the medication.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,401 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 1/5/2003
An Average Story by Stormy Daye reviews
I have a disease: Average Boring Life Syndrome. Someone save me from myself.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,600 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 1/28/2005
A Cliché Waiting To Happen by springish reviews
Ric killed his chance the same day he killed Meggin's Skipper doll. And Meggin isn't exactly Ric's ideal 'Girl Next Door.' But, hey, cliché has always been cliché and pretty soon it's gonna get tired of waiting. revised chapters 1 to 6 posted
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,692 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 6/17/2003
My Life In One Sentence by invisible.writer reviews
My life was mindnumbingly dull, but I was fine with being the invisible Ginger Ale Girl. Whoever said friends were good for the soul did not know the boy with blue hair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,764 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
A Scandal of Newtonian Proportions by Stellarfrog reviews
A beautiful computer whiz goes to Geneva to live and work alongside the most reclusive, arrogant Physics researcher. They compete ruthlessly, and the hatred's pretty much mutual. But what happens when one of them starts thinking differently? CHAPTER 17!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005
These Bloody Fangs of Mine by Kitzophrenic reviews
HIATUS. Some vampires are simply big, walking, club-hopping mosquitoes. Others are bent on destroying mankind. There are even a few who are dedicated entirely to seeking their revenge against the one that sired them... As for me, I work at a tofu hut.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,642 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 5/14/2004
Digital Love by M Welles reviews
The "I'm so Creepy, It's Cute" teenager and the Gamer- a match made in dysfunctional heaven, with the friends from Hell. (Yaoi + random musical moments)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,904 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 9/17/2003
Holier than Thou by WickedOne reviews
Jason is a narcissistic evil genius. Morgan’s the ultimate prim and proper perfectionist. Bad-boy Jason moves into the apartment across. Trouble? Most definitely. Sparks? Hell yeah…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,778 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 3/19/2003
America's Sweetheart by Merry Fairie reviews
Eve Hartford's mom has just ruined her life. One article in the world's most popular teen magazine turn her life upside down. She's gone from total freak to having the school's playboy, badboy, and America's hottie all competing for... her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,617 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 11/4/2004
Complexity by rave jackal reviews
Through comedy and drama, five men tell Demitri three simple words: 'I love you.' He finds these clingly, wanna-be lovers the LEAST of his problems... -shonen-ai-
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,293 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 3/7/2005
The Trick is to Keep Breathing by urban kitsch reviews
Short story. Slightly slashy. When you're a 29 yearold banker and you've had a total of five midlife crises so far, you know you're doing something wrong. Sometimes you just need to wait for someone to help you figure it out.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Complete
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Of Fire and Flowers reviews
[Fine ash from a burnt rose...] A poem about lost love, and the flame that consumes us.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
I Swore I'd Never Let Her Go reviews
Aly LaLustrée's life was perfect, she hadn't had to talk to her mother in ages! But nothing that's good ever lasts, and now she has to deal with the mysterious and annoying Alex, while trying to survive a visit to her mother's. Oh, the drama!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006
The Black Hooded Boy reviews
[Twisted fairy tale, based on Little Red Riding Hood. Done as an assignment for English class.]One should never walk alone down a dark street... [Rating for mature themes, implied mm rape]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete