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Author has written 5 stories for Horror, Religion, Life, and Humor.

Jas Rey

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Trick DRAFT by Skylar Alexander reviews
REMOVED - READ TRICK REVISED.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
The Student Bible by Iced Tea Junkie reviews
Todd Gafferty, an atheist, creates a new religion just so he can get away with stuff at school. But when he finds himself surrounded by followers, things get a little out of hand. Fans, your Todd fix has returned! Please read & review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,096 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 3/11/2007
Succubus in Training by Edwit reviews
A youngish boy comes to age with his halfsuccubus heritage. I know what you're thinking about... Succubus... boy! You know I roll that way.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 9/17/2007
The Search by Angry Nerd reviews
My search for religion and why im agnostic leaning towards atheism
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
The Supermarket Saga by Iced Tea Junkie reviews
A collection of very short stories, all taking place at the local supermarket. Horny old women and suicidal janitors abound! Please read & review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
How NOT To Write a Story by Iced Tea Junkie reviews
A redneck writer struggles to pen his first novel, an epic fantasy with every cliche in the book. Read to see what is, and isn't, going through his mind as he tries to come up with ideas. VERY FUNNY. Please read & review! NOTE: Actual story now underway!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007
Sponsored Songs by Iced Tea Junkie reviews
Cheer up, whore! The answer's clear. Buy, buy, BUY! And this time, don't forget to leave a review. Chap 35 up! Neopets!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006
Grandma's Wish by Ashmac reviews
My Grandma passed away last year. I just felt like writing about it a little.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
This is America by Caleigh Tighe reviews
Random thoughts.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
The Muffin Man by Moonbryte reviews
Everyone has heard of the nursery rhyme, The Muffin Man, but this is my version. It is only T for some mild violence, but overall it's a very "cute" story. Please R&R.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2006
Oops by lostx reviews
I don't know what I wrote, what I was thinking, or what I was on. If you get it good, if not, get a life.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2006
Gayness Be with Me by Edwit reviews
A boy, in love with his male friend... Hm... Not your usual gay guy story... Funny, I think... I don't know... Just read... Some gayosity... Everywhere.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2005
CODE NC17 AT THE MALL by Michael O'Hare reviews
This is a story written in response to the banning of NC-17 stories. If you have been affected by this ban, I implore you to read this. If not, then read anyway, you jerk.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/14/2002
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The Holy Ghost Is Haunting Me reviews
Why won't God leave me alone? No means no.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Vietnam! reviews
Gotta kill 'em all!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
I AM reviews
I am trying to be smart.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Them There Gays reviews
Homosexuality is the worst kind of sin. Worst than murder and rape. DISCLAIMER: satire, parody, this is a joke so please stop flaming me
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
No Sugar Added reviews
Over the river and through the woods...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete