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 Author has written 108 stories for Love, Life, Humor, Play, Horror, Essay, General, Romance, Song, Humor, Friendship, General, Biography, Fantasy, Spiritual, Young Adult, and Sci-Fi. It's pronounced Q-Z. :) I very frequently get super busy, so I might take a while to respond if you message me or anything like that! Here's Some Profile Stuff Favorite genres to write: Fantasy, sci-fi, anything speculative really, romance, nonfiction Favorite genres to read: Fantasy, sci-fi, historical, nonfiction, contemporary, dystopian, horror... Favorite series: Lord of the Rings, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, The Hunger Games, Divergent People You Should Check Out |
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Ruatha's Grammar Review by RuathaWehrling reviews
A collection of the grammar and editting suggestions that various writers have asked me for over the years. If you have a grammar question, give me a holler!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,138 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 9/18/2004
The Mark of the Queen by Azar Shamira Malak reviews
The revised story of Queen of Them. Run all you want. Hide wherever, and as long as you want. It doesn't matter. They will take you and make you their Queen. For once they put the Mark on you, you're as good as dead. Are you next?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 12/16/2009
Combinations by CaveDwellers reviews
Guy: "You need me." Girl: "No I don't." Guy: "Yes you do." Girl: "F!#K you! Get out of my house!" One could say that this is where their love story began. Shortstory for kleopatra 218. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
Salute by CaveDwellers reviews
If he tilted his head she might not seem so abstract. If she shifted her stance she might just save him. This isn't a game; you can't leave yourself at the door. It's called falling in love, and they'll never, ever be the same again. NaNo '09 COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 129,250 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Forty Days of Jesus Christ by ByYourSide reviews
Christianity was never meant to be boring. Ninjas, falsettos, over-caffeinated depression, and llamas. One llama. This is how I'm studying Him.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 49 - Words: 54,246 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Judging Books by CaveDwellers reviews
And if she asks he will give her everything, but he's just another guy. oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
The Date by CaveDwellers reviews
She is taking this prostitute out on a date come hell or high water, and her plan is going to work because it would break her if it didn't. oneshot, Salute spinoff.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
Aunt Nora's Coffee House by Mreeb reviews
An employee at a cafe witnesses the attempt of a heart-broken, melodramatic, more than a little suicidal boy's friends to cheer him up after being dumped. This gets difficult when his ex-girlfriend arrives with the news that she's now engaged. A one shot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
The Adventures of Jeremy Falconer by IdeasInTheAir reviews
Because a day just isn't complete without an epic adventure.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008
The Assassination of Humpty Dumpty by IdeasInTheAir reviews
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall enjoying a beautiful spring day and then Humpty Dumpty had a great fall because mysterious ASSASIN came along and pushed him
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Complete
Just Like A Fruitcake by holiday road reviews
I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,995 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Rest Aside by CaveDwellers reviews
38 year old Keeley Shratner wasn't looking for anything different. Not really. But you can't predict love the same way you can't predict a complete stranger writing a novel all about you, and this she has yet to learn. oneshot. SKoW challenge response.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
Sisters of the Queen by Azar Shamira Malak reviews
Not even a year after I became Queen, my throne, my life, and my sisters' lives are in grave danger. A young King comes looking for a Queen, and a war is about to break all over North and South America. Will I lose all that I love? Queen of Them part 2.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008
A Woman Scorned by bringmayflowers reviews
I turned to Cowboy and shrugged my shoulders. “I’m guessing we shouldn’t have slept together?” “Probably not, love.” // A Valentine's Day one-shot gone awry.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Epics of the RubberDucky Boxers by EruptingFender9 reviews
When this boy had found me shackled to his tree in his underwear, my head pointed upwards as I yelled profanities at the top of my lungs, he had kindly untied me, and, after a brief explanation as to who I was, led me inside. -Plushie's writing contest
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,922 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Pick Out The Yellow Skittles by CaveDwellers reviews
oneshot. And he would eat the disgusting yellow skittles because he wouldn't eat anything else and I would eat everything else because they were better. It was our silent deal, and we would have it no other way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Big Deal by CaveDwellers reviews
oneshot. He was perfectly content with the way things were. They spent enough time together, and their relationship was close and comfortable. She didn't have to know he loved her, but she could. She wanted to know, and she wanted to make a big deal of it
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Everything To You by CaveDwellers reviews
oneshot. Everything about her was tiny and quiet. She didn't want to be seen. And this was attention; the horrid, much avoided act of being noticed, and suddenly she didn’t fucking care. She popped that gum like she was deaf, and he hated it. SKOW NOMINEE
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Social Services and the Shoe by IdeasInTheAir reviews
How could it be that the Old Woman who lives in a shoe has 24 kids...when she's already gone through menopause. And there's one more thing...who's the Old Man?
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
Welcome to the Wonderful World of Love by queen-of-the-sand-castle reviews
She never wanted the chick flick. She scoffed at the happily ever after. She hated it all. If she had to have anything, she'd have it original and realistic. Too bad she got a total cliche instead. DIED--will not be continued--sorry!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,359 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007
The Bible Didn't Mention Us by Lyssa O reviews
I should have stayed away from the alley. But I didn't. I shouldn't have been so entranced by his graffiti. But I was. And I definitely shouldn't have secured an attraction towards him. But sadly, I did. For a guy who claims to have fallen from the sky.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,819 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 1/2/2007
Sleep Now by CaveDwellers reviews
Oneshot. And then you wake up.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
Harriet Screenplay by intensity reviews
Harriet is stuck in a state of constant whimsy, somehow finding herself with an aggressive group of friends hell bent on revolution, while she loses touch with what's going on around her.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008
Confrontation by bigphish reviews
Christi secretly crushes on her brother's best friend. Life's all good, right? Wrong. The new guy Andrew Chase McCauley just has to come along and screw up her romance. Even worse, he's her crush's brother, and the brothers HATE each other. Chp 3 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,663 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008
oh, bless my madness by IdeasInTheAir reviews
Am I insane? Or am I just faking? I wish I knew, then I wouldn't have to skip through the dandelions in doubt.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Queen of Them by Azar Shamira Malak reviews
I am re-doing all of this story. New Chapter one is coming up in a couple of days. I am leaving the old story, and making the new "Queen of Them" titled as "Mark of the Queen".
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,398 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 215 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Dandelion Wishes by IdeasInTheAir reviews
For all I can do to stop time is to wish
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
m o n s o o n by CaveDwellers reviews
“Oh, so you wanted to get candles from me so there would be a nice atmosphere and create a romantic date out of a disaster?” he gushed, squealing like a little girl.“Just for me? That’s one of the sweetest things I’ve ever heard!” Laughing, he hugged her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Fear A Roller Coaster Ride of Terror by IdeasInTheAir reviews
I'd like you to meet Ian. Ian is healthy, intelligent and terrified of rabbits. Find out what happens in Ian's brain when he encounters a rabbit on the path,and learn about the affects of fear, where it comes from and how darn silly it can make you be.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a Time by Tetelestai reviews
They met at the age of four. He looked at her with a frown, dark eyes narrowing. “Your hair is stupid like that,” he loftily informed her, flicking one of her pigtails disdainfully. “Yeah, well you're shorter than me... shorter than a girl," she retorted.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Like Coffee by CaveDwellers reviews
And as the baton keeps twirling, I'll gauge my little nook out of the eyes of a dragon. Just me, the heart living inside your head.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Brown and Blue by brilliantfusion reviews
I made a mistake. A terrible mistake. So you left.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Promise Me by IdeasInTheAir reviews
Promise me you'll never forget how to be a kid again.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Peas by Spooky152 reviews
I started looking at the French fries one case over, but when you stand in front of one single case in the frozen foods section for 15 minutes, the stockboys think of you as the lonely, slightly overweight woman they read horror stories about.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
S T A G N A T E by CaveDwellers reviews
Oneshot. He never stopped her. She could rant and rave and scream at him all she wanted. She could rape him, slap him, just stand here kissing him until she passed out, and he’d let her do it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Larry the Knight by IdeasInTheAir reviews
Rapunzel...with a modern twist, and a knight who has to put up with her stubborn, and slightly sefindulged personality.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007
Just Another by CaveDwellers reviews
Boy meets girl. Yeah, it's that obvious. Or is it?
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Debacle by CaveDwellers reviews
But she's too far gone to notice.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Quirky by FreakierThanThou reviews
If forced to describe her life in one word, she'd say it was quirky. And then she'd want to know why only one word could be used, and debate whether or not Y is really a letter. And you'd wonder... was she describing her life or herself? Rating changeable
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007
The Lost Poem by Innocent Tears reviews
A poem a wrote for all of my lost poems out there, that i truely wish i has written down!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Clay Figurines of Hearts on Stilts by The Hawks Reject reviews
Sometimes we all need help..All i want is to be understood. All I want is to be held and told...I'm cared for.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Black Smoke: Start of the Fire by Azar Shamira Malak reviews
My name is Mary...mon nom est Nevaeh Jeanne. I, je, is, are, trapped. Nous, we, je, I, need to get back to my body. Combat pour les âmes d'humains! I need to fight before I die. J'ai besoin de sortir le feu. I need to put out the fire. oneshot.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
Let it Snow by queen-of-the-sand-castle reviews
Let it snow, let it snow, Let go of sorrow. Let it snow, let it snow, The beginning of tomorrow. About a girl letting go after someone she loved yes a guy died. Very spiritual and emotional.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
The Dance in the Rain by IdeasInTheAir reviews
Two spirits, so obviously in love, dance to the music of the rain.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
English Rain by queen-of-the-sand-castle reviews
Drip, drop, drip, drop, down falls the English rain. Drip, drop, drip, drop, to wash away all the pain. About a girl who finds comfort in a boy after her mother and sister die in a bombing of a train.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/3/2007
Conquer by Ariel of Wonderland reviews
Let me conquer! Let me inspire!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Remedy by Ariel of Wonderland reviews
I'm too weak to be your remedy.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Why I Don't Read Your Stories by Stephentchel reviews
Fairly self explanatory. There is a lot out there that irritates me, and after years of silent suffering I've decided to vent my frustration. Although this is mostly self therapy, I'm sure there are others out there who feel as I do, so I opted to share.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
I'll Love You Forever by Ariel of Wonderland reviews
She could still smell him, feel him. [OneShot]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
The Necklace by Ariel of Wonderland reviews
The argument I had with my necklace. Yes, with my necklace. You read that right.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
SPAM by Ariel of Wonderland reviews
My feelings towards spammers on the MySpace bulletin board.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Kings, Unicorns, and Ballpoint Pens by IdeasInTheAir reviews
Which of course, is never a good mixture.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Why fear death? by Ariel of Wonderland reviews
Started out from pondering why my mentees feared death and it turned into something...more.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Silence by IceHusky reviews
Jonah McDermott is sure of only two things. He's really blind, and he killed his girlfriend. As for everything else, well, who knows?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,966 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
So Goodbye by My Chemical Music Box reviews
Just a girl trying to forget an old friend. oneshot Please Review!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Sweet Poison by CaveDwellers reviews
And it's all for her.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
A Love Story by brittle hearts reviews
One day, a girl and a boy fell in love without realizing it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 109 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
What is a Writer? by continuous brevity reviews
a liar.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
What Wish You? by IdeasInTheAir reviews
This is an essay thing that I wrote for a magasine contest. It's about wishes, and if I had one wish, without any way whatsoever of multiplying it, what it would be.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Rain or Shine by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. SKoW challenge response. A boy who can't speak, a little girl determined to read his soul and a pink hair ribbon can add up to so many things... including love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Amazing Change by Ariel of Wonderland reviews
How is it possible that the things that hurt us the most are the things that make us the strongest? The result of writer's block, procrastination, tears, sweat, and experience.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
My Beef With Society Volume 1 Issue 1 by Kat Pegasus reviews
I know that it probably looks Emo, but don't worry, it's not. I am disgusted with human nature and I think that if I get the word out about how we can change it, society won't be as bad as it is.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Uncharmed by Lauren DM Smith reviews
Formerly What Kind of Charm. A chance encounter at a party changes Ella's life forever. Now she finds herself caught up in a world she knew nothing about all because of the irritating vampire Alex and his refusal to go away and leave her alone. Complete.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 103,834 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
I Miss The Rain by cross-x-player reviews
A short little summary about one of nature's wonders. Enjoy!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Statistical Improbabilities by FreakierThanThou reviews
With six point six billion people on the planet, how is one expected to fall in love? It's not logical, it doesn't fit with the statistics. It doesn't make sense. It just happens. Short and sweet. Oneshot. ON HOLD
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
No Life by My Chemical Music Box reviews
A onesided relationship comes to a close in the worst way possible. Death. Pretty mild but rated T just in case it offends anyone. Inspired by the album 'Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge' by My Chemical Romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Two People who Hate Each Other A Lot by FreakierThanThou reviews
How long can you hate someone? As two people are about to find out, forever. How long can you hate someone without it hurting you? Ah, now that's an interesting question... COMPLETE! [Not a romance]
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,251 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Piracy for Fun and Profit by Verus-nomen reviews
also known as What DO you do With a B.A. in English? this helpful guide is essential to any English major or graduate trying to avoid starvation in the real world.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006
Eating Worms by akawebstergirl reviews
Kindergarten strikes back! Includes false advertising, orange spherical things, and willowy blonde seductresses...Please R&R!
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2006
Rain Drops by jala.bean reviews
A short poem of love and thoughts during a gentle rainfall.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2006
Questions I Can't Answer, Answers I Can't Question by InkandIntrospection reviews
Why must there be the difference between what you want to be and what you're going to be?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/5/2006
Am I? by Falling So Softly reviews
This is about losing yourself because of stereotypes
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2006
When you say nothing at all by cheeseandmarmite reviews
Love on the coach to the strains of Ronan Keating - all together now: "Aaaaaaaah"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2005
Rip Me Apart by Blazing Icecrystals reviews
I really hate it when my friends are sad. I mean, REALLY hate it. It kills me. And so, I write.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2005
Suicide by Scott Redburn reviews
Let the poem speak for itself
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2005
My Heartbreak by Apathetically Angelic reviews
read and review (be honest)
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2005
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Dear God, It's Rhemy reviews
An eight-year-old genius freaks out at the Almighty when her dad's time machine disappears.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Complete
NaNoflies reviews
You would not believe your eyes/ If every Wrimo worldwide/ Pulled out their pens instead of sleep/ Cuz they're writing 50K/ 2000 words a day/ You'd think it rude/ But some would say they're insane
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Complete
Two Steps Back reviews
I'll take one step forward/ And two steps back/ Cuz the thought of being with you/ Gives me a heart attack
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Complete
Orange Twilight reviews
In which I proclaim my undying love for Crush orange soda by parodying Owl City.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
Thank God I Know You reviews
And I won't say a lot / And you probably forgot / That I'm even here, lend me your ear / Someday I'll say I love you / And be nothing but sincere / For now I'll thank God that I know you
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
Pink Ranger reviews
“I think it’s safe to say that the Pink Ranger inspired feelings in us that we, at the time, did not quite understand.” Drabble-ish.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Complete
My Mother's Thumb of Death reviews
My mom does not find it amusing how I make fun of her lack of luck when it comes to gardening.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Real Time reviews
Ever notice how time moves just a little slower when you're anxious?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Complete
Opinions on Death reviews
A look at George Herbert's poems "A Dialogue-Anthem" and "Death" in order to evaluate whether or not Herbert had different stances on kicking it. A poem is summarized in a humorous way.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Complete
The Reason iPods Suck reviews
A CD player is replaced by an iPod. It does not like it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
Peace, Love, Untied Sneakers reviews
Tessa was trying to write a love song. Marty was on the run from Canadians, those crazy hockey-loving Mobsters.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009
Puzzle reviews
First they lopped off their feet. Thud. Thud. Thud. Thud. --Alternative Prologue to The Wonderful World of Imminent Doom--
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Complete
Evergreen reviews
One of these storms was going to be the end of the little tree. But she was rooting for it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010
Event Horizon reviews
Once upon a time, there was a writer, there was an artist, there was a light, and everything as we know it was in flux.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,913 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009
Fine Line reviews
“I hate you, Holmes... I HATE YOU!” “Yeah... I know... I know... but there's a fine line between hate... and love.” --Edits coming in very, very, very slowly--
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 207,210 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Central Heating reviews
Hey, I can feel my heart beating/ You're better than central heating/ And baby.../ That means you're a pretty big deal!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Qzie's Inspiration Journal reviews
We were supposed to write down things that inspire us. I did not... but I did create a black hole. :D
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
A Little Light reviews
An old man looks for a little light in his life.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
English Paper: How We Survived Public Education reviews
There are three rules to surviving the public school system. One: Don't fall for your best friend. Two: Know how to effectively use blackmail. Three: Never trust your math teacher. --Book One of Four--
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,317 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008
Hey There Jemima reviews
Here's to Aunt Jemima and her syrupy ways. --A parody of Hey There Delilah--
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Magnetic reviews
Henry knows two things: he's doomed to be with April, and he has no idea what to do with his life. April has thought so far into the future that she's planned her own funeral. The one missing piece of the puzzle is her other half. The rest is inevitable.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
The Ghost of Writer's Block Forest reviews
Few go in, none come out...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
WATCH reviews
Look in between the lines, kids...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
The Wonderful World of Imminent Doom reviews
They thought that no war could ever rival the Interplanetary War. But thirty years later, they did it again. And they did it worse.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 105,599 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Love Poems for Nerds reviews
How do I love thee, let me express the ways through grammar, math, science, band, choir, geography, physics, computers, history, literature, the Internet, and MORE!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009
Not Enough reviews
“Do you think being friends is enough? For the rest of your life?” “Well.... Yeah. Is being friends enough for you?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
I'm A Fragment Without You reviews
Would you be the adverb to my adjective? Could I be the subject to your action? You're the only pronoun in my life. Your name is the only one in capitalization.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
A Young Nerdy Boy's Library Book reviews
Sim wasn’t sure what happened next, but one thing’s for certain: you do not take a young nerdy boy’s library book.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Sod You, Evander Phillips reviews
“Stop it,” she protested weakly. He was now only a couple inches away and showed no sign of breaking eye contact. “I’m trying to be mad at you.” She tried to glare, but it didn’t work. -Fine Line oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
Gideon reviews
“But Lord,” Gideon asked, “How can I save Israel? My clan is the weakest in Manasseh, and I am the least in my family.”
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Edible Ouija reviews
Alphabet soup knows everything.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
Seven Days to Win Gwen Labelle reviews
“See that girl?” “You mean Gwen Labelle?” “Yeah, her.” “Why? What are you planning?” “I’m gonna make her like me. In a week.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009
Baby Furby reviews
Or Satan as a Child's Toy. One of the more evil things from the 90's...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Right Under Your Nose reviews
Everything she could have possibly wanted was just waiting to catch her. If only she would fall.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Complete
Comfort Food reviews
“There’s bound to be someone out there who genuinely cares about ya, more than… than a friend…. And who knows? Maybe he’ll change. Or maybe… maybe you’ll find someone else. But for now, just eat a muffin. It'll make you feel better.”
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
This Isn't Funny reviews
I know you like to joke around; Now you won't even make a sound
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
Your Stupid Eyes reviews
So do me a favor please; Stop making me love- no, not love-; Stop making me LOOK in your stupid eyes!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
I Hate You reviews
I hate you.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Pants reviews
“Dom, Rico, what are you doing to Benny?” “We’re molesting him!” “We want his pants!” “Help me.”
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Enemy Material reviews
Too many girls had been sucked into believing that guys who glittered and stalked you and drove silver cars were wonderful.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Spinning Around the Galaxy reviews
Spinning around the galaxy; It'll just be you and me; Think of how happy we could be; Just you wait and see
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Caomhe's Worst Fear reviews
The only colors she saw were red, black, and white. The only color she wanted to see was green. A deep, brilliant green. --Fine Line AU--
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008
Wake Up reviews
Oh come on. I know you’re a joker by nature, but you’re going a little too far.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
The Ecstasy: An Essay reviews
The title says everything: it's a test essay about The Ecstasy by John Donne, examining the music, imagery, and meaning of the poem. Someone's in LOVE...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Ma'an et Solo reviews
Every night we'd sit under the stars; I'd look in your eyes; And you'd play your guitar; And everything was so beautiful
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
First 'Pressions reviews
“You never get a second chance to make a first impression.”
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Shortcut reviews
Josh Quirke is getting married. Or thinks he is.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Look reviews
I never wanted you to say, “I love you, and I, I’d die for you” But that doesn't mean I wanted you to...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Duct Tape Fixes Everything reviews
“You don't want to spend half your life thinking about a chance you didn't take.” “You stole that from Frasier.” “Shut up.” -Abandoned, used for scrap metal, no more... it was a nice short run, wasn't it?--
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,340 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
He Loved Her reviews
He loved her; She was his entire world; He loved her; She wasn't just another girl; He loved her; And he just kept hoping; That maybe someday she would love him, too...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
My Day reviews
Chocolate soy milk and donuts.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The 500 Word Limit reviews
Because life was never, ever, EVER meant to be serious.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,103 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007
Ode to Suburbia reviews
Parody of America the Beautiful Oh beautiful for perfect lawns; For vans and soccer moms...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Ode to Chex Mix reviews
Topsy-turvy, whole world’s upside down; When I’ve got you and Chex Mix; I’ll never need to frown
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome reviews
Guy runs for mayor. Girl helps. Guy falls in love with Girl. Girl is hired to kill him.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
How To Format Plays reviews
From what's been hammered in my head for two years. All about stage direction, setting, names, description, and dialogue, and all that other nonsense. :
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Consistency reviews
So won't You change me, too?; Don't need this heart; As much as I need You; And I need consistency; That only Your love can give me
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Decision 2008: Cookies or Donuts? reviews
You decide. Not a political piece. It's about the great rivalry between two brothers in a bakery...
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
You Make Me Wanna reviews
You make me wanna fly over the moon; Swim far below the sea; Go to the zoo and let the animals free; Cuz you my friend, my partner in crime; Bring out the best in me, and I; Got this feeling I bring the best out of you, too...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Candy Hearts and Paper Flowers reviews
So it was a cliché. Girl goes to college in a whole different state. Girl meets best friend who just so happens to have a fraternal twin. Girl falls for said twin. Twin gives Everlasting Gobstopper to girl. It was like something from a Disney movie.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
It's The End reviews
She doesn't notice that look in his eye; That look of “more than just friends” La-la-la-la ; And that, my fellow troublemakers; Is why it's the beginning of the end!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
It's a Beautiful Day reviews
Cheer up emo kid; It's a beautiful day; So smile and laugh with me; Watch your problems fade away
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Daddy's Not So Little Girl reviews
“It’s a nice dress. Very modest.” “It doesn’t have straps.” “It’s fine. You just don’t want to admit Evie’s growing up.” “Why can’t she have stayed four?”
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Fine Line: Essence of Maturity reviews
A series of Fine Line oneshots about food, college, marriage, children, and all that jazz. Not, and I repeat, NOT in chronological order.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008
Tales of Qzie's Camera reviews
Turn the camera off, you dork.- Tucker
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008
Mike Walked Off A Cliff reviews
One day, Mike walked off a cliff and died...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Donut Shop Confessions reviews
That crazy old lady was just leaving with her granddaughter, about to eat her donut, and… I don’t know… I just snapped…
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Laura reviews
The stories of an autistic girl's sister. She's so doggone funny.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008
The Impossible Plan reviews
“I don’t want to move.” “We don’t want you to, either.”
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Sentiments of Hatred reviews
Caomhe scowled at Keiran and hissed, “I hate you.” Keiran seemed unfazed by this and snapped back, “I hate you more.”
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007
One of Those Days reviews
It was one of those days. Y’know, the days where as soon as you get home, you want to beat the crap out of anyone who gets in your way, storm in your room, and listen to loud, angry music while writing a long angst-filled rant.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
The Dork and the Dragon reviews
“Wait... what?” “You heard me. That sword is yours.” “...What am I supposed to do with it?” “I dunno. Cut yourself?” “OK, enough with the emo jokes!” “Awww, cheer up, emo kid!” “SILENCE, WOMAN!” “Snappy little emo...”
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,973 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007
The Stories Behind the Stories reviews
Analyzing fairy tales, their effects, and etcetera. I'm warning you now, some of this is kind of horrifying.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Agape reviews
“And remember-” “Nerve is just paralyzing fear on a sugar rush.” “Exactly! I’m glad I’ve finally gotten that through your head.” Version 3.0
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
The Saint Valentine's Day Massacre reviews
He never saw it coming.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
The Questions That Plague My Mind reviews
Why is the sky blue? What did Jesus and the disciples do when they were traveling? Why are elephants disproportionate? Did I spell that right?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
The Real Threats to Society reviews
True stories of chocolate, pixie sticks, big noses, stupid boys, and other silly stories of middle school and high school.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007
Help Me reviews
Something horrible happened to her. And she'll never be the same again.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Christmas Angel reviews
Later on, we can go outside... and create the impression of an angel that just fell from the sky... [Relient K Always Winter]
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
You Make My Heart Hurt reviews
So you love her. I don't care. But my heart does.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Let's All Commit Suicide! reviews
There wouldn't be any wars if we did. [Heavy sarcasm]
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Brighter Than Sunshine reviews
Maybe it's a cliche, but it's firstly love.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
The GoCart Song reviews
The wheels of the gocart go vroomvroomvroom...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
Lavender Streaked Sky reviews
“Well, I’m Renie, maybe you’ve seen me up on my roof talking with the gneakles.”
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Spy Wants A Donut reviews
Spy is hungry... Spy wants a donut... [A story of boredom and hunger]
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Three Perspectives reviews
A scene in three perspectives. A girl asks a boy to prom "as friends." Cliffhanger ending.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/18/2007
Parallel, Evenness, Three reviews
There's nothing wrong, With parallel things, Or even things, Or three things
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
All In A Day's Work reviews
The Godfather wants his coffee... or there shall be a price to pay.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
My Happy Go Freaky Girl reviews
I never wanted to see you cry, So wipe those tears from your eyes, Cuz heartbreak doesn’t have to mean goodbye
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
A Year Just Isn't Enough reviews
But life isn’t a fairy tale, and that’s why you’re gone now.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Bunnyman! reviews
Look out. He's gonna getcha. [Based on The Gashlycrumb Tinies]
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Complete
Overheating reviews
Parody of Overthinking by Relient K. All about how sunburns suck.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Something Beautiful reviews
We dreamed up all these wonderful things, and we had something beautiful... a true friendship. We opened up to each other, we trusted each other with our lives.... I hate saying goodbye.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Sometimes We Say Goodbye reviews
I should have learned to never trust, In the things that say goodbye
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Hand in Hand reviews
And so my life ends in riddles, but isn’t that what life has always been? One riddle passes into another, one choice follows the one before it. It’s an endless sorrow.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Most Eligible reviews
[Challenge response] Fitch Garridan was a regular guy extraordinaire... who was terrified of the opposite gender. That is, until the haircut, the Freshmen Five list, the preps, and Taser Segreti. Oh, and Brazil. [Oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,527 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
Tea With Cinnamon and Vanilla reviews
The trick, she said, was to add cinnamon and vanilla.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Dear Freind reviews
[Mistakes intentional] A five year old writes.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Girls Are Insane reviews
“Girls are insane.” “Excuse me?” “Well it’s true! I mean, how many times have you heard of this type of thing happening and a girl being in the wrong? And when we try to tell you what really happened, you won’t even listen to our side of the story!”
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
The Dance reviews
Step. Step. Don't worry. Step. Step. He loves you so much. Step. Step. You've gotten this far. Step. Step. A couple more steps won't hurt you at all. Step. Step. Will it? [Revised]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
The Knights of PS 337 reviews
A kid ignoring his teacher in favor of more interesting pursuits. Oneshot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Living Your Life reviews
Be sure to live your life, because you are a long time dead. A speech I did for speech class, reviews are returned.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Octopusphobia reviews
Based on a weird dream. Gil looked back behind him. Did that stupid octopus really think it would be able to keep his friends in school? Please don't read this.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
If You Can't Believe in Everything reviews
I'll at least believe in you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
Quest for the Bowling Ball reviews
The magical bowling ball falls into the hands of a boy who seems to have it all. Chapter 4 up!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 10/23/2005
What Makes The World Go 'Round reviews
Our drama teacher told us to write about something we believe in. Well...I'm a very idealistic person. I also call this The 5Minute Musical.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
Seizure reviews
A seizure in the only way I could describe it. Please R&R.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
Transparency reviews
Well, a fine mess I've landed myself into.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Complete
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