Author has written 10 stories for Humor, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Thriller, and Fable.
I like to ride my bike with the banana seat right down Main Street while wearing a Dallas Cowboy football helmet as I sing Born to Be Wild.
At the supermarket, I like to load the cart carelessly past its limits with food and then bring it to the register only to excuse myself to get an item I forgot and never return.
During bouts of flatulence, I like to drive downtown to an upscale hotel that has a scheduled business conference and enter a crowded elevator. Then stand in the back to silently release a wonderful bouquet and blame it on whatever gentlemen seems to have the most expensive designer suit.
I enjoy exiting from the movies and spoiling the ending of the movie for people waiting on line to enter with a false scene. "I can't believe the wife killed the leprechaun with a box of spaghetti!"
Some mornings when the mood strikes me, I like to wake up and go to the local Dunkin' Donuts and stand outside the main entrance with a terrible case of bed head , sporting a five o'clock shadow ,dressed in a beer stained t-shirt, an ill fitted blazer, and tennis shoes with the laces untied and hand out business cards that read Lester Trask - Life Coach & Motivational Speaker.
I signed up to be an Uber driver, and like to see the expressions on travellers' faces when I surprise them showing up with a Radio Flyer wagon wearing my superhero Flash T-shirt.
Peyton Westlake resides in the United States and lives with his tolerant & saintly wife.