Peyton Westlake
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Joined 10-13-05, id: 497747, Profile Updated: 08-24-16
Author has written 10 stories for Humor, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Thriller, and Fable.

I like to ride my bike with the banana seat right down Main Street while wearing a Dallas Cowboy football helmet as I sing Born to Be Wild.

At the supermarket, I like to load the cart carelessly past its limits with food and then bring it to the register only to excuse myself to get an item I forgot and never return.

During bouts of flatulence, I like to drive downtown to an upscale hotel that has a scheduled business conference and enter a crowded elevator. Then stand in the back to silently release a wonderful bouquet and blame it on whatever gentlemen seems to have the most expensive designer suit.

I enjoy exiting from the movies and spoiling the ending of the movie for people waiting on line to enter with a false scene. "I can't believe the wife killed the leprechaun with a box of spaghetti!"

Some mornings when the mood strikes me, I like to wake up and go to the local Dunkin' Donuts and stand outside the main entrance with a terrible case of bed head , sporting a five o'clock shadow ,dressed in a beer stained t-shirt, an ill fitted blazer, and tennis shoes with the laces untied and hand out business cards that read Lester Trask - Life Coach & Motivational Speaker.

I signed up to be an Uber driver, and like to see the expressions on travellers' faces when I surprise them showing up with a Radio Flyer wagon wearing my superhero Flash T-shirt.

Peyton Westlake resides in the United States and lives with his tolerant & saintly wife.

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Cornelius Finch
The adventures of a man named Cornelius.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Published: 5/28 - Complete
the Beast of Brookside Drive
3rd unit about my neighborhood. Norman versus the beast.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Complete
The Battle for Brookside Drive
2nd unit about my neighborhood. Marty Connors, man on a mission.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Dear Abby reviews
my sick sense of humor at work involving readers writing to a legendary advice columnist
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
Marvel Universe idea
General idea that would run thru Marvel comics universe.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Published: 8/18/2008
Space Ghost Origin
There is not much out there on this here is mine
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
a man named Brady
flash fiction piece
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Published: 12/4/2005
Kill Russell reviews
flash fiction piece about a man & his hate for something
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/27/2005
Brookside Drive
An American neighborhood adventure, a flash fiction piece
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Published: 11/24/2005
First Impression reviews
flash fiction piece
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2005