Sam Fhide bio
Author has written 23 stories for Action, Sci-Fi, Humor, Essay, Life, Fantasy, General, General, and Fable. I write. Most of this stuff is way old. Some of it is decent. A lot of it is bad. There are usually nuggets poking out, kind of like if you're going through crap and you see these bright, gleaming pieces of corn. This is not a normal occurrence. I'm writing a book. Bother me about it and I might post it. Or I might not. And I might post it anyways. Updates will be sporadic. I've been writing for six months and I have 57 pages in Word. |
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An analogy
a simple analogy.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Published: 12/30/2008
Speak up
Vacuums are a terrible thing.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Crashe
Chapter one of the rewrite of my nanowrimo a full book , Crash e starts at a part before the nanowrimo starts: at the birth of a certain baby girl. It is set in a world where every person has a single magical skill.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Published: 12/27/2008
Teeth
It's about the id, you know.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Published: 5/7/2008
Night of the Mind
Updated weekly or better! until completion. Title is in progress. Virtual reality in the year 2030, general separation of mind/body, convoluted plots to take over world, shadows, etc.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,624 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008
Color
Albinos are reviled as devils. [The short. I will most likely be writing a booklength thing of this, in pieces, soon. It just feels like good story material.]
Fiction: Fable - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
The Aksacara 20
An updated version of the Aksacara. I might be spelling that wrong. Havn't slept in a bit. But anyways, a lot is better, I think I botched the beginning maybe? Like the first 2 sentences. Otherwise, it's much better. Rate and I'll try to rate something.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,582 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
I reviews
It speaks for itself, I think [I hope].
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Writer's block
I have it, and I don't feel like writing about much else.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Published: 10/2/2006
Ashes, Ashes, we all fall down
Detective story, told in a different setting, about a pyromaniac. Early story, not so great, but ... decent.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Published: 4/17/2006
Me and My Goldfish reviews
An odd story, more poetry than fiction really.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/20/2006
The Aksacara reviews
A short story I wrote for a contest. It turned out well, so I'm just uploading it here. Comment away if you want; I'd be appreciative. My first long and serious piece.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/20/2006
Habit reviews
Ring in the new year!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/17/2006
Hurry Up revision reviews
A revised version of the original poem. I feel it's for the best.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/9/2006
Hurry Up reviews
Read it fast.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/15/2005
Autremonde preliminary title reviews
A science-fiction story I've been writing.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,212 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 10/18/2005
Error
Cyberpunk! Written in about 30 minutes, but still ... eh ... decent.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Published: 10/18/2005
The Adventures of Philip K Dick
A short mystery. Funny, confusing, and egotistical all at once.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Published: 10/18/2005
Life's a Bitch reviews
It is indeed.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/18/2005
Narration reviews
What do Narrators do when they're not talking in stories? Complain, that's what.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2005
Dreams
Randomness meets a new random.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Published: 10/18/2005
Confusion reviews
I really wish there was an absurdist tag. Oh well. Either way, this is a really odd story. You'll be confused.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2005
BOOM!
Mild coarse language. An absurdist story of a bank robbery, written before something mirroring this was donoe to a Brazilian bank. Truth? Stranger than fiction. And usually better-written. I know I kind of screwed this one up, but there's some funny parts
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Published: 10/18/2005