The Bad Wolf
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Joined 10-17-05, id: 498196, Profile Updated: 03-02-10
Author has written 8 stories for Supernatural, Fantasy, Nature, Essay, Sci-Fi, and Action.

Hello. I'm a girl, I'm nineteen years old and I enjoy writing a lot. Why wouldn't I, though, because if I hated writing, why would I post anything? Anyway, I intend to be an editor and go into publishing. I sell concessions at a nice theater at my college, and enjoy it very much because I get free tickets to shows.

The picture is from No Rest For The Wicked.

I have an account at My name there is Sherlock Holmes Skittle.

Some stuff about me: I get sidetracked real easily, but I try my best to update. I am LDS, or Mormon, so you won't find any coarse language in my stories. Also

Birthday: Same day that Abraham Lincoln, The Madame de Pompadour, Greta Garbo, and most everyone on the Titanic died. Also occasionally Easter Sunday and mostly Tax Day. Also the exact same day that Emma Watson was born.

Favorite Books: Sherlock Holmes canon, Mary Russell series (especially The Beekeeper's Apprentice and Locked Rooms), The Goose Girl, Crime and Punishment

Favorite TV shows: Doctor Who, Pushing Daisies, Scarecrow and Mrs. King, Chuck, NUMB3RS, Moonlight, Firefly, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (The Jeremy Brett kind), Pushing Daisies, Heroes, Bones, NCIS, Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century

Favorite Movies: Transformers, Dark Knight, The Hound of the Baskervilles (with Richard Roxburgh), Casablanca, Serenity, Enchanted, Labyrinth, The Seventh Seal

Favorite Songs: Viva la Vida by Coldplay, Time is Running Out by Muse, A Neverending Dream by Cascada, Cartoon Heroes by Aqua, Our Solemn Hour by Within Temptation, Voodoo Child by Rogue Traders, When You Were Young by The Killers, Grace Kelly by Mika, Unspeakable by Ace of Base, Shake It by Metro Station, Feeling Good by Michael Buble, So What by Pink, the Doctor Who Original Television Soundtrack

Do I actually do my own thinking? Or is everything I've ever said been said before?

Quoteable Quotes:

"Worst. Rescue. Ever!" Doctor Who (10)

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." Douglas Adams

"Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

"What a lovely thing a rose is!. . . Its smell and its colour are an embellishment of life, not a condition of it. It is only goodness that give extras, and so I say again that we have much to hope from the flowers." Sherlock Holmes

"Never knock on death's door; ring the bell and run away! Death hates that!" Matt Frewer

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." Oscar Levant

There is a fine line between insanity and Doctor Who fandom.

"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives." William Dement

"Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know." Cullen Hightower

"Rubber Soles! Swear by 'em!" Doctor Who (10)

"Fantastic!" Doctor Who (9)

"I hate babies." Caboose (Red vs. Blue)

"Brian. . . I want Brian. . . moaning. . . moaning. . ." also Caboose (trying to be a zombie)

"There are two kinds of people in the world, Doc: those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth, and those who don't. We call those last people, 'Dinner.'" Grif

"Wait a second. How do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible." -- Tucker "That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming."--Church

"Does the Demon of Starlight need a hand?" from Bite Me webcomic

"Oh my god, a giant rock!" --Seto Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh abridged.

"Screw the money, I have rules!" --Seto Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh abridged.

"Me? I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to look out for, because you can never predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid." Jack Sparrow; Pirates of the Caribbean

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get caught in jet engines." Alex, who scored a 36 on the ACT.

"Percussion is the pulse of life, and without the pulse, you're dead." One of the cool guys I interviewed for my article on Percussion Ensemble

The perfect Saturday would be waking up Sunday morning.

"Augh! My back pack is like the Barney Bag! It never ends!" My good friend Chandra as she was digging through her immensely large backpack looking for her key.

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The Unhappiness Factor by lesseninglessons reviews
A darkly satirical look at a future society where unhappiness is a crime. Co-written by Alex Moore and Erik Olsen. Complete
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 115,277 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
The Mask Promise by Silmarwen Vanimedle reviews
She was born with a strange mark, once a gift and now a curse. A deceiving sorceress offers to mask her ugliness, but she must pay a price.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,574 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 9/9/2005
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Drug Use in the Sherlock Holmes Canon reviews
This is a paper I wrote for my Drugs: Theory, Policy, and Practice class. It still needs some work, I know. If you're confused by the first paragraph, just go find A Study in Scarlet and read the first paragraph and you'll see what I mean.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
San Francisco reviews
From my book, Much Love, which chronicles the adventures of a time-traveling teen. Historically inaccurate, futuristicly improbable.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/13/2009
Death visits a doctor's office to reap a soul, but has a bit of trouble doing it.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete
José reviews
Jose is just a regular scientist that wants to work on his research in peace. But is Regeneration really all its cracked up to be?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2008
Theda reviews
A couple of stories about a woman in black named Theda.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Sherlock Holmes Awakened reviews
I wrote this essay to try to win a 40K scholarship. Needless to say, I did not win. The prompt was what ongoing T.V. show had influenced my life the most. This is how I got addicted to Sherlock Holmes. Enjoy.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
To See The World In White reviews
My attempt at a villanelle in Iambic Pentameter written for a Literature class. If you can figure out what I did wrong, good for you. If you can't, enjoy the poem.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Heroic reviews
Poor Austin Jerome Tegan Kaemon Strongarm. Not only does he have a ridiculously long name, he's not allowed to be a Hero. Stay with him as he plays Save the Prince. Satire on Fairy Tales and overused plots.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,991 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
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