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Joined 10-18-05, id: 498317, Profile Updated: 04-08-14
Author has written 9 stories for Young Adult, Romance, General, and Supernatural.

Questions, answers, want to bond with me? I can be bugged at ThatDitzyChick@PLRezGurl, so tweet me maybe? Ha ha ha ha! ...oh, I'm so lame.

I like to write flawed characters, and guys that aren't Robert Pattinson on screen (because he was creepy AF, and I barely stopped myself from obtaining a restraining order on Bella's behalf). I like to write odd, crazy adventures because I'm influenced by video games and anime. I struggle with romance, but I like to make it as dramatic and hard as possible - none of this at first sight, hook up, live and die creepy crap - my characters have to struggle to come together and work nicely with each other (I'm a known liar and probably forgot that I wrote this type of romance in one of my stories, so don't be afraid to call me out on it).

Anyway, hope you enjoy the stuff I've posted! I've really enjoyed writing it!

APRIL 2014 UPDATE: I've finished 'Anywhere But Home', and began posting new chapters to 'Shadows From Earth'. SFE was 'LYNSMA', and is basically edited and sliced and fattened and revised to fit with the new content of ...crap. Lost track. Anyway, it's that one story to fit up with the other story, so yah.

As always, please leave comments! Good stuff, bad stuff, anywhere in between is always, like, so great.

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My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Jack Olsen: Private Investigator by a.s. bygones reviews
When Jack goes undercover at his old high school, the last thing he expects is to find his old high school crush teaching English. But he makes the most of it. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,871 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
Life can be a bitch, can't it? by Esquirella reviews
(MxM, yaoi, and all that jazz. Don't read this if you don't like that.) A pudgy, sad young man comes face to face with an old high school classmate who he doesn't have good memories of. Confronting the past is not a palatable option. But what happens when
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,123 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006
Stalking Kynan by Lost Again reviews
[M/M] So I was stalking my therapist's son...but it's not like I was crazy or anything. I never photographed him, made phone calls consisting of deep breathing, or wrote letters that included the phrase “I’m always watching you.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,057 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 1/9/2005
Scale by GirlxAnachronism reviews
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Dust by ratsorizzo reviews
Two famous outlaws in the 1800's, Handsome Pete Williams and Thomas O'Malley, find themselves cornered and forced to face the hard truth about their lives.
Fiction: Western - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2005
Coincidences by tipping ivy reviews
I wasn't gay... until Reid decided I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,822 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
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Nightmare Lullabies reviews
After showing Jon the ropes of a ghost hunt, the group ends up taking home with them more than just chaotic, drunken footage of another failed night out - they end up bringing home a twisted individual that wants to show them just exactly how it had died. Follow - up to "Nighttime Requiem"
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,575 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 19h ago - Published: 4/15
Shadows From Earth reviews
Alien mobile suits? Check. Cosplay and re-enactments from anime to align with life situations following the revival of these suits? Check. Now, if only there were convenient respawning points for real life…Edith realizes 2 years later that she wasn't the same person she was when the invaders retreated. Now she's got to learn to live all over again. Followup to 'Anywhere But Home'.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,985 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 4/2
Anywhere But Home reviews
Edith Fitzgerald is still waiting for Earth's heroes to save humanity from the alien invasion. Little did she know, Earth's heroes had been waiting for her - they should've been better prepared, because the 'special-ist girl' in the world can't be taken seriously. Follow up to "The Long Way To Reno". Rated for expletives, action, bad references to anime and video games. *COMPLETED*
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,478 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/10 - Complete
Nighttime Requiem reviews
Follow up to 'Words of The Night'. The revelations of his parents' past actions explain the difficulties of Ethan's family, and forces him to realize that there was more to his brother's death than he realized. *COMPLETED*
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,318 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Complete
The Long Way to Reno reviews
Edith Fitzgerald finds no excuse to look ugly while trying to survive a zombie/alien apocalypse. Her survival skills come from video games, movies and comic books, but her journey to get to her parents will be her greatest mission yet. She figures out how to handle the strange and the unexpected, but it was other humans she had to watch out for. *NEW CONTENT!* *COMPLETED!*
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 99,540 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Complete
Words of the Night reviews
Ada can hear ghosts - a problem that has given her a negative image. When she's assigned to a trio of rookie ghost hunters to a house filled with torment, she ends up falling for one of the guys, who doesn't believe in ghosts. As if life wasn't complicated enough, the demon of the house decides it couldn't let go of them, either. COMPLETED
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 100,104 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Complete
How To Be Something You Miss reviews
Jenne's a rising MMA star. But her relationship with her boyfriend fell apart - his insecurities with her changing status had him looking for other options. Things start to look a little more interesting when a couple of actors drop in - one of them might be just the chaos she needs. COMPLETED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
Shadow of a Promise reviews
Jake James knew he was special: he has a crush on one of his best guy friends, possesses a record for most failed stunts, and was born from two people that had made two many enemies. Now if only he were superhuman. bxb, sci-fi COMPLETED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,645 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Complete
The Shanty reviews
Johnny's an angry NDN. Kansas is a laid-back wanna-be - both of them are on a roadtrip to a funeral in Montana when they come up to an abandoned shack.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete