Marry My Pie Please
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Joined 10-19-05, id: 498431
Author has written 6 stories for Romance, Love, General, and Life.

REVIEWER OF THE WEEK

Congratulations to xSpotlightxNoxMorex

xSpotlightxNoxMorex wrote:

"I see. How is the marriage?"

"Good."

"Any abuse?"

"No."

LOL OH MY FUCKING GOD THE ORGY WAS HILARIOUS! YOU'RE FUCKING AMAZING.

HAVE MY BABIES!

LIKE...NOW!

AND UPDATE!

LIKE...NOW!

AND AND AND AND AND

Iworshipyouplzmarrymenbabiessoicaneatthemandyeah.

OMG

OMG

OMG

OMG

FUCK.

TAYLOR + LUKE = SECKZ

OMG

OMG

OMG

FUCK.

K bye.

...XD

If you wish to be Reviewer of the Week, just take notes from the review above. Remember, the only way you become RotW is to be... funny!

I can read.

Apparently I can write.

But don't expect what you like.

Because not even I know what comes to my mind

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Sorry, I thought you were a Terrorist by Nara Merald reviews
-Wish 1- Note to self: Do not become private investigator. Suck at investigating. Screwed things big time. Also broke vase. Think Heath hates me now. Slash. SEQUEL UP.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,585 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Life can be a bitch, can't it? by Esquirella reviews
(MxM, yaoi, and all that jazz. Don't read this if you don't like that.) A pudgy, sad young man comes face to face with an old high school classmate who he doesn't have good memories of. Confronting the past is not a palatable option. But what happens when
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,123 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006
My Mother in Virginia by Faithless Juliet reviews
Our hair was braided down our backs like flower petals.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/20/2006
Promise by Redeemer343 reviews
A gay teenager enters college, having made a peculiar promise to himself. But his life changes once he meets a womanizing sophmore (who vows to sleep with 122 women), and new, strange feelings in both of them start to bloom.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 96,645 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 9/15/2004
On Every Blackboard by Sasha L. Miller reviews
He wrote it on every blackboard in the school. Daniel Allan hearts Kyle Faber. 'Something had to be done. So Daniel kissed Kyle.' Slash, oneshot, mxm.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
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The Mundane Existence of Harvey Quinn reviews
For fun, Harvey enjoys making lists, playing The Dictionary Game, and cleaning his room. Not be the victim of Jake's schemes. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2008
Cigarette reviews
Didn't you always, my dear, want me addicted?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Sex in Words reviews
(Slash) Luke wants to say he's normal, but let's face it... He isn't. For crying out loud, he writes letters to his next door neighbor!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,088 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 10/29/2005
Cranberry Juice reviews
It's sweet, but bitter and yet so addicting.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/5/2006
Doodles reviews
Simple curves that I mindlessly put on paper...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/3/2006
That's What Daddy Does reviews
He comes home intoxicated, but he doesn't have to say where he was.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2005