Adamn
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Joined 10-21-05, id: 498746
Author has written 3 stories for Life, Humor, and General.

Now, I really don't give a shit whether you hate my stuff or not, but a cool review is usually pretty fuckin' awesome.

Name's Adam.

Hobbies range from skateboarding to setting shit on fire and then throwing it at friends.

Favorite Movie: Probably The Fountain... I'm into surreal shit.

Favorite Bands: Queen, Tenacious D, breaking benjamin, Three Days Grace, Disturbed, Muse, Jet, Panic! At the Disco, and last, my favorite favorite: My Chemical Romance (there's more than that...)

Favorite Artist: M.C. Esher

What I've been happening recently... Skating, trying to pull together a band, playing my guitar till my calluses have calluses, and last being threatened by some dyke who I somehow pissed off by offending my dipshit sister... my life... is pretty normal.

Quotes:

"He who's a geezer must live in my freezer."

"I have the iciest weiner of them all! My weiner is so icy that it has turned blue!"

"Whatthefuckshh!"

"His name is Nultz... yeah."

"Then a big brown shark came!"

"I know that you know that I know that I've been watching you... and I know that you know that I know that you want to fuck me up the ass. So, when I bend over... start fuckin'!"

"PENORE!"

Nicknames... A LOT:

Billy Madison, Aaron, LB, Dipshit, Acey, Air Conditioning, That One Guy, YOU!, Amanda, and last; Jesus.

There you go. If your mind hasn't exploded then we should hang out sometime.

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The Story of Bartelby and Loki by bookworm009 reviews
i suck at summaries, its going to be pretty short, so just read the prologue and the first chapter, if its not your cup of tea, you dont have to keep reading. if, by chance you happen to like it, i would like some feedback as to how i can make it better.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 8/4/2006
The Defender Mages: War Breaks by HelloMisterPetrolCan reviews
It may not be that good 'cause I'm still getting better at writing, but, anyways here's a little summary thingy: One day an ordinary girl gets bestowed with magical powers. Yeah, not that good of a summary, but whatever.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,100 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 8/1/2006
Wars of Our Children by Jongluer reviews
We sit here, in some deserted waste, masks affixed to our faces, rifles at the ready. We're waiting: for the fighting to start, for the war to end.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 12/22/2006
King of the Charlatans by holocaustpulp reviews
A piece written on Memorial Day, a casual 24 hours of flag-hugging and American chauvinism and self-indulgence.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2006
Damned by Muran reviews
A dark fantasy story, set in an original world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2006
Rebuild Your Walls Inside by meaninglessTears reviews
I try to rebuild them, But once I get one brick put back, Another one falls down, Until my walls split and crack...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2006
I will never fall again by Aeariel reviews
Sequel to 'I believed'
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2005
Dialogue by dying-egypt reviews
Don't. Become. Me.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2005
Deja Vu by Coeur Sans Espoir reviews
The darkness in my mind always seems to create a sense of deja vu when I am around others.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2005
Makebelieves by fay-black reviews
just about life
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/9/2005
Darkness is not Evil by Aeariel reviews
A tale of battle, betrayal, love and false reputations. The Dark Lord, Seth fights against Evil while trying to clear his feelings at the same time...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/30/2005
I belived by Aeariel reviews
Based on real life. Dedicated to my only love.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2005
Leave Me Alone by X.xPrincess.Midnightx.X reviews
I was pretty upset... but really, I'll pull through.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/29/2005
Inspiration by False Pretense reviews
This is a poem I wrote a while back. R&R please!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
One By One by Devidedistand reviews
I'm not a lover custom made for you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2005
Stoopit Thingz by CrystalFNfire reviews
Here's a poem that I intentionally misspelled for an English teacher.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2005
The Divine Comedy. by Cyril Gupta reviews
I just reserved my permanent seat in hell. Please do not read this story if you are religious and get offended easily.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/21/2001
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DeathDay reviews
A man celebrates his birthday and dies on the same day. Based on this wierd ass dream I have about every night...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Woods reviews
Complete. Three lifelong friends are roughin' it in the woods. Read about thier dumbass adventures and some of the hilarious stuff that happens to them.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
There reviews
This poem is about my feelings for the mind and the 'soul.' Evil is hard to destroy and to resist...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2005