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Now, I really don't give a shit whether you hate my stuff or not, but a cool review is usually pretty fuckin' awesome.
Hobbies range from skateboarding to setting shit on fire and then throwing it at friends.
Favorite Movie: Probably The Fountain... I'm into surreal shit.
Favorite Bands: Queen, Tenacious D, breaking benjamin, Three Days Grace, Disturbed, Muse, Jet, Panic! At the Disco, and last, my favorite favorite: My Chemical Romance (there's more than that...)
Favorite Artist: M.C. Esher
What I've been happening recently... Skating, trying to pull together a band, playing my guitar till my calluses have calluses, and last being threatened by some dyke who I somehow pissed off by offending my dipshit sister... my life... is pretty normal.
"He who's a geezer must live in my freezer."
"I have the iciest weiner of them all! My weiner is so icy that it has turned blue!"
"His name is Nultz... yeah."
"Then a big brown shark came!"
"I know that you know that I know that I've been watching you... and I know that you know that I know that you want to fuck me up the ass. So, when I bend over... start fuckin'!"
Nicknames... A LOT:
Billy Madison, Aaron, LB, Dipshit, Acey, Air Conditioning, That One Guy, YOU!, Amanda, and last; Jesus.
There you go. If your mind hasn't exploded then we should hang out sometime.