Simon Psyc
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Joined 03-14-01, id: 49941
Author has written 66 stories for Fable, General, Humor, Sci-Fi, Historical, Song, Play, and Supernatural.
Recent examinations have led the doctors to label me "Not a danger to himself or others."

In case you're wondering (which I'm sure you're not *sob* nobody loves Simon) here are my stats.
Pen Name: Simon Psyc
Real Name: Never you mind.
Age: Victorian
Height: None of your damn business
Weight: Not much
Hair: Dark brown, fairly long
Eyes: Two
Hobbies: Guitar, writing, finding creative ways to clip my toenails
Friends say that you are...: Friends? What friends?
Turn-ons: the lightswitch
Turn-offs: umm... the lightswitch? Did I use that already?

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A Mad Cow's Ramblings With a bit of Simon by The Mad Cow reviews
This misadventures of Robert Edwards..or is it Edwardo Robertson? Guest chapters by Simon Psyc. NEWSFLASH: New chapter of story unearthed from ancient chinese ruins, but first, Humor. You may be shocked to find that it can kill you. dead.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 12/10/2003
Andrew Spade by Raven Oghma reviews
A very old story that I've left here for posterty.Who the hell is Andrew Spade? Charting a man's downward spiral towards insanity.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,043 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Complete
The Funky Munky Show by Funky Munky reviews
My own talk show co-starring my friend Simon pysc! The chapters get exponentially better with each one.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 9/25/2001
Arrow by Funky Munky reviews
I don't know. Its funny and short. you have no excuse to not read it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2004
Ice Cream Truck by Funky Munky reviews
Death, drugs, baseball, choco-tacos, and more perspective changes than you can shake a stick at. Good stuff.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2004
The little Armidillo that couldn't by Funky Munky reviews
A joint effort between me and Simon Psyc. He does one chap and I do the next. This way neither of us has to make contact with another human. Over two years old and still being updated! Rated PG-13 for violence and mild language.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 6/1/2001
A Drama Freak's Guide to the Auditorium by Debster's Dictionary reviews
Basically, a humorous look at the drama club
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Complete
The Light: a Fictional History of Thought by Whizzothecrunchyfrog reviews
A so far very short story on the history of intelligent thought. Meant to be in the style of the late, great Douglas Adams. PG for drug usage. Chapter three now up!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 7/17/2003
A Bad Day for Marshal by Mozart Smozart reviews
After waking up with no memory of the previous night, Marshal finds he has quit his job via a tattoo on his buttox. And it only gets worse... Chapter three added
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2003 - Published: 9/14/2003
Car Ride by JoselleFD reviews
For over a year now Daniel Stagg has been trying to remember who his true identity really is, until one day a young lady shows up, with the possible clues as to his past, and why he can think of nothing else but a Red car and a girl in a white dress.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,415 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 6/29/2003
10 Minutes by Erazman reviews
10 minutes left. What would you do? Please R+R.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2003
Hungarian Goulash by JoselleFD reviews
A story of two friends on a hitchhiking tour of Europe. Please R&R!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2003 - Published: 7/9/2003
Corn Nuts by WankstaChild reviews
What is that SHRILL SCREAM OF HORROR AND DEATH oh wait that's just my Furby. Just read it bro.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2003 - Published: 7/9/2003
What is Insanity? Really? by Marius of Rome reviews
What does the term insanity really mean? This is basically my musings on the meaning of the word. A may upload a second chapter about defining sanity.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2003
Goodnight Moon Revised ::grins evily:: by DemonCat 3003 reviews
(^~.~^) well this is based on one of my expierenc- wait... its... um... not. o.o okay... R&R!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2003
Why the Chicken Crossed the Road by Johnny B. Average reviews
The story that gives the answer to the age-old question: why did the chicken cross the road?
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2003
A Mad Fable by WretchedSpasm reviews
Horror, suspense, love...pencils...it's got it all...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2002 - Published: 12/20/2002
DO NOT READ THIS STORY by Rasco Tanzillian reviews
YOU HEARD ME DON'T READ IT
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2001
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The Calendar reviews
The first thing I've written in a very long time. Starring a young executive, an old peon worker, and a paperclip.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5/12/2005
How can I possibly go on? reviews
A short little thing I wrote awhile back and apparently forgot about. Good for a chuckle or two.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1/5/2005
Room 13B reviews
This guy just can't catch a break. Last chap is up, take a look. Odds are, it's not gonna bite.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004
Reginald of the Forest reviews
Come with me and lead a free life, running naked in the woods!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2004
Another Average Day reviews
I am such a liberal. An average short story about an average man leading an oh so average life.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2004
Slight Inconvenience reviews
Frank and Louise are having a nice quiet evening at home when their house is commandeered by Nazis. A good time is had by all.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2004
Flight Delay reviews
None of your business.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
The Train reviews
Kinda reminds me of the sort of thing Twilight Zone does... please don't ask me for another chapter or a sequal. It's not going to happen.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/11/2004
Ummmm POP TARTS! reviews
Not a story at all, but an incredible simulation, and an incredible waste of any reader's time. BUT YOU WILL READ IT ANYWAY! Or else.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 8/10/2003
Crappy Teen Movie Averted reviews
What you wish would happen in the beginning of a lot of movies, as a matter of mercy to audiences everywhere.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3/27/2004
The Worldwide Sneeze reviews
Once again, I have absolutely no clue what this is. It's short, so just read it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3/21/2004
Grand Theft reviews
Really more of a short funny sketch than a story, but hey I'd say it's worth a read. It's short, so you can just go ahead and read it now. Okay, not joking this time, start reading. NOW
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/29/2004
ET the Copyright Violation reviews
A very short story about a cliched alien in a cliched army base in a cliched town with a cliched main character. But I kinda like it anyway.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2004
Shock of Blue Hair reviews
Guy meets girl, guy loses girl, world is conquered by radioactive wombats... none of those three events takes place in this story. Sorry to dissapoint you.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1/14/2004
It's Earth, should I hang up? reviews
Ever spend a lot of time thinking about our place in the universe? Well this is what happened when I did that... pray that I never do it again.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2004
The Mummy 2 Electric Boogaloo reviews
Just a stupid little pointless story. Good for a laugh I guess.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/5/2004
What Wyoming? reviews
We lost some states. Now we gotta cover it up. Any suggestions?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2003
Proof that I'm completely insane reviews
As if you needed it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 3/13/2003
Dark Spot in the Street reviews
A humorous story of two vampires looking for prey. Author's note- believe it or not, Kjetil IS a real name.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/27/2003
Death Spares Not the Ice Cream Man reviews
Discover the secrets of life, death, and a whole bunch of random crap you never wanted to know about! If you don't read this and review it, I'll have to hunt you down and dig out your eyeballs with an ice cream scoop. And trust me, you don't want that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,397 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/17/2003 - Published: 11/24/2003
Astrid reviews
I don't really know what this is. I wrote it a few months ago and never uploaded it. About a totally insane girl in a coffee bar. R&R if you want. I'm gonna go get a sandwich.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/14/2003
Blink of an Eye reviews
If anyone understands this story, could you please explain it to me? I'm lost. my 50th story on FictionPress. Isn't that wonderful?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/13/2003
Death is in Room 511 reviews
A short, funny play about Death trying to get a room in a motel. Invloves random deaths, what more could you want? Also my third fic whose title begins with the word 'death'. Aren't I special?
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/25/2003
Edge reviews
A story about a man on a ledge. Literally. If you're looking for drama, spirituality, and deep philosophical thought, you are most definately in the wrong category. But read this anyway. I commandeth thee.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2003
Street Corner reviews
Short stories are good.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2003
In the Coat Closet reviews
A guy comes home and finds something rather unexpected in his closet. Guess what it is! No, you're way off. Nope. Stop guessing! Just read it! NOW!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2003
I honestly have no idea reviews
...caffiene does very strange things at 2 am. Read it, its in SCRIPT FORMAT.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2003
Grandfatherly Advice reviews
A teenage boy is visited in the middle of the night by his dead grandparents. And they have some rather. . . interesting advice for him. R&R&D (read and review and die)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2003
Two Minutes to Air reviews
A short play about a very fractured talk show... R&R, I know where you live.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/1/2003
The Somewhat Abridged History of Mankind reviews
A complete, definitive history of the coolest species on the planet, no matter what all those hippies say. I know it's been done before, but I had to take a stab at it... R&R if you feel so inclined.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 10/30/2003
Death reviews
A strange short story about death. I wrote a second chapter now... I didn't think I would, but I did. So read it. Now.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10/25/2003 - Published: 5/23/2003
Floral Rugs and Shotguns reviews
A script for a twisted mafia movie. Funnier in Italian accents. Read the script Funky Munky called "More entertaining than an open heart surgery performed in Uzbekistan"
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2003 - Published: 10/9/2003
Insert title of story reviews
Another odd short story in my strange style of writing. I guess you could call it humor. Possibly the most anticlimactic thing I've ever written.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/7/2003
Smelly Joe reviews
A short little pointless story about WIDESPREAD DEATH AND DESTRUCTION. Or maybe a fish... I forget.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/4/2003
Swimming with the Fish reviews
For the jocks and the in crowd, High School was the best years of their lives. For the rest of us, it was something more like this. I discontinued this story quite awhile ago, but I uploaded one final chapter for all you weirdos.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 5/21/2003
Lights Out reviews
A semi-short story about a small virus that almost caused an apocolypse. Nice and depressing.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/17/2003
Waiting for Intermission reviews
A short funny play about... stuff. Not at all what it seems, so if you dont like it at the beginning, keep reading.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9/5/2003
Rigor Mortis reviews
A story about two guys working in a morgue- a redo of one of my older stories. Read it. Now. Why are you still reading this summary? You should have clicked on the link by now. I mean it. GO!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3/2003
Gravy Train reviews
A song. 'Kay? 'Kay.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2003
The Chartreuse Reticulated Chipmunk reviews
A tale of love, loss, and muffins. Mostly the last one. This is a spoof of one of those detective movies from the forties and fifties. No more to come. It's done. R&R OR ELSE.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2003 - Published: 7/7/2003
The tragic story of Jenkins and his dog Shep reviews
If you want comedy, suspense, romance, danger, and thrills, then go read another story!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7/21/2003
Arguments with Shakespeare reviews
Is a blueberry muffin not a man? If you prick it, does it not sit there doing absolutely nothing?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2003
Dragon Slaying reviews
The story of Sir Edwin's dragon-slaying thats a bit different. R&R, and maybe I'll let you keep your SOUL.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7/9/2003
Who Controls the Sun? reviews
A strange little story about two guys just talking in the middle of the night. Many women out there are wondering how guys talk when they're alone. Besides about boobs. Here's your answer... besides the boobs.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2003
Why I'm Not Allowed within 500feet of Eric Estrada reviews
A very random little story about absolutely nothing. R&R, or you don't get any candy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2003
Book 3: Iceland is also unimportant reviews
The final part in the Greenland trilogy. It is imperative that you read the first two books before this one.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/22/2003
Book 2: Greenland Remains Unimportant reviews
Book 2 in the Greenland Cycle. Please read my novel Greenland is unimportant before reading this one. The anticlimactic ending is up, so keep your eyes peeled for Book 3.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2003 - Published: 3/29/2003
The History of the Yo Mama Insult reviews
title says it all
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4/30/2003
Damn Wooden Horse reviews
An account of the Trojan War that's a bit... different. Funnier if you know a bit about "The Aenid," but it's not a necessity.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2003
This story has no point whatsoever reviews
this is one helluva wierd story. reader beware... i'm not sure why, just BEWARE!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/24/2003
A Strange Feeling reviews
I think this is the darkest thing I've written yet.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2003
Coffee reviews
I honestly don't know what this means. Take whatever you want to from it. Read it. It's good. I think.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4/11/2003
The Mr Celery Man Show reviews
A talk show starring a piece of celery. It's just as insane as it sounds. R&R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2003
Stu reviews
A strange little story about....uh...a guy......named Stu. I may write more, I may leave it like this. I haven't decided yet.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/4/2003
Greenland is unimportant reviews
You'll just have to find out, won't you? THE GRAND FINALE IS UP! Take this last chance to read it now that it's complete! If you liked this, the sequal is now up.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,821 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/24/2003 - Published: 3/7/2003
The future is like a baboon reviews
it's got a big red butt and it doesn't smell very good. My strange little funny story about the future. Read it, or I will unleash the Beast on you. What is the Beast? You'll find out if you read the story.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3/6/2003
Joe and the Amazing NonMagical Dreambus reviews
The insane epic of Joe Jones and his Amazing Non-Magical Dreambus. Read it, or no enlightenment for you!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 1/23/2003
Stranger reviews
A serious story. What? I write serious things!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2003
Never Hit a Mayonnaise Jar with a Baseball Bat reviews
...unless you are prepared to be soaked in mayonnaise! These are insane short stories by me, Simon Psyc. I used to upload all my insane short stories separately, but now I've started to put them all in one giant fic. Updates will be frequent, so check
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1/16/2003 - Published: 1/6/2003
Two Minutes of Your Life You'll Never Get Back reviews
If you can make sense of this story, you need help.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2002
Ozzy Osborne should be blasted into space reviews
A dramatic epic of squirrels, radioactive elephants, and people named Phyllis.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12/30/2002
You Should Probably Not Read This Story reviews
The story of a lobster. Yes, a lobster. You got a problem with that!?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12/23/2002
Out of Order reviews
A man with amnesia tries to recall his life. Of course, it ain't quite right. I am constantly uploading new chapters, so don't be dissapointed by the length.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3/9/2002 - Published: 4/30/2001
Hyde reviews
A rewritten version of Jekyll and Hyde in present day. It's finally finished! Please read it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2/26/2002 - Published: 2/23/2002
Life as a Toilet reviews
it sucks, don't it?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2002
Billy Bear reviews
A Children's Story. Read it. What are you waiting far? C'mon! You're mean.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4/10/2001