Iain Gabriel Lampert
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Joined 10-28-05, id: 499516, Profile Updated: 08-24-08
Author has written 1 story for Humor.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my dear Grandfather did, in his sleep--not screaming, like the passengers in his car.


"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"

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Equal but Opposite by bookface31 reviews
So she was this girl. Her name was Jamie. She was 16 years old and lived in Northington. So he was this boy. His name was Adam. He was a vampire of X amount of years who lived in another dimension...wait...WHAT THE F!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,564 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 8/23/2006
Aberdown by Shadow Gryphon reviews
Some places just have too many songs about them to be entirely forgotton...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006
Dear Leaf by perdita's kiss reviews
"Leaf," she whispers. "Leaf, what's wrong" Leaf says nothing and turns a way in a flourish of green and gold and rustles and crackly dry autumn murmurs.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 10/24/2005
When Kows Fly by Flying Kows reviews
random poem i wrote
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2005
Life Death Nothing by Flying Kows reviews
Death
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2005
School is Hell reviews
Look to the Earth, deep inside, to find the place where DEVILS hide...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2005