"All the world is a page..."

-William Shakespeare, sort of.

The Green Knight's Message Machine: You have reached the GreenKnight.For the last time: This is not, nor will it likely ever be, the number for Cleo's Beauty Shop. Hence, if you have dialed this number in order to reach said establishment, you have done so in error. If this makes you angry, too bad. If you have the sudden urge to smack me with a large metal bat, get in line.

If you dialed this number legitimately, I apologize. Feel free to leave me positive reviews. Negativereviews will be deleted and negative reviewerswill be targeted for elimination. Thank you. BEEP!

Anyway, I'm new to , so I could use some tips from ye olde tymers. I'll post my first story as soon as thewaiting period is up.

Cheers!