grafiti rtk
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Joined 11-06-05, id: 500390
Author has written 6 stories for Mystery, and Humor.

Hello. I am grafiti RTK. I am a humor writer and an avid reader of books. Yeah. That's probably more than any one of you wanted to know about me. What're you doing looking at my profile anyhow?

Well, since you're already here, and since I'm here, and since we're both probably bored right now, I'll do the normal stuff.

Name: RTK

Age: 15

Sex: F

Species: Venutian

Purpose on Earth: To destroy mankind.

Quote: "Most people are other people. Their thoughts are somebody else's, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." -Oscar Wilde

Hobby: Making documentary films! Check out "When Satire Goes Bad" on youtube... it's funny, and only 9 minutes long. Since you're bored enough to look at my profile, you may as well watch it.

Also check out my fanfiction.net profile, by the same pen name. www.fanfiction.net/~grafitirtk

Thank you for your time. I hope this has been an enlightening experience for us all. And be sure to read one of my delightfully witty stories.

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Funny Business by Terrance Riverdarb reviews
Being a Private Investigator shouldn't be this hard for a psychic, but with a self righteous best friend, ridiculous prophecies and an unruly soul mate, chaotic nightmare doesn't even cover it. In fact, it's a more than welcome sentiment.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,923 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007
Black Death by All Alone With Her Thoughts reviews
Take what you can from this, because I'm not sure I understand it myself.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
One Shot No 5: Tough Luck by Terrance Riverdarb reviews
Bad luck comes in many forms. For him it's a tough rock.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
Just a Thought by Burnt Bread reviews
Thinking is an exciting affair
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Complete
The Happy Times Things are Goin' Good Blues by alf4office reviews
The happiest Blues song on Earth!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2005
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Let's Make a Cake! reviews
You're hungry one day, and decide to make a cake. This is a choose your own adventure story. Rated for blood, gore, and death.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/3/2006
Timeless Pranks reviews
An inventor who doesn't get the recognition she feels she deserves uses her time machine to take vengeance on historical figures. One-shot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/19/2006
A Great Depression Fun Book reviews
A parody children's book about the Great Depression, filled with dark humor.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/13/2006
Murder at Midnight reviews
A suspenseful murder mystery with a red herring and a surprise ending. Parody.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/10/2006
Killer Vegetables From Outerspace reviews
This is a satirical sci-fi story w/ a really weird ending. And it doesn't really have anything to do w/ killer vegetables, I just couldn't think of a title. Read!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/28/2006
Salad Can Be Dangerous To Your Health reviews
This is a humorous murder mystery, with an unexpected killer.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/11/2005