I find my main good quality is my sarcasm. I really, really, really enjoy being a smartass even when it makes people hate me. They just don't understand me, that's all. I'm MISUNDERSTOOD, more than anyone else. In any case, I'm 15, pretty damn typical(unless my somewhat unusually large vocabularily gives me originality points. No?), and I like to write boring stories. Actually, I don't LIKE writing boring stories, but I can do it, and I do do it on a regular basis. I actually think I'm getting pretty good at it. Believe it or not, I'm really skilled at being mediocre to slightly above average at everything. I know you're jealous. Be jealous.

I'm holding out for my real writing talent to shine through, so don't wait up. I could be a while.