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Hello! What's up? I'm bored, so I thought I might write up my profile.
Now, let's see... what do I want you to know?
Not much, that's for sure. After all, how do I know you're not a complete psycho?
I guess I'll just say some random things, and you can decide for yourselves whether or not I'm the psycho:
1) Chickens are awesome.
2) I love fridays.
3) M. Night Shyamalan is my hero.
4) I'm crazy, insane, and completely out of my mind.
5) I'm stupid, so don't take a word I say for anything- I'm here purely for your entertainment.
6)I tend to make odd, squeaky noises when people poke me.
7) My friends call me Chelso (you'll never know my real name! Never ever ever!)
8) You, as far as I'm concerned, are not my friend. ( Unless you're a certain best friend named Tiffywifferwiffens or Meggie mcfofflewaffle ).
9) I'm hungry.
10)I love Muse!
11) If you don't know who Muse is, then there's something wrong with you. Look them up.
12) I can't think of anything to say.
13) Oh wait! Guess what? I know how to say "drunk" in spanish! Isn't that exciting?
14) I am easily excited.
15)My idea of fun is to stretch out in the middle of the floor at the mall and count how many people step on me.
16)My all-time favorite author is Gerald Morris (yes, even over JK Rowling - GASP!)
17) I know you probably don't even know who he is, but if you like King Arthur retellings with bloody sword fights and plenty of sarcasm, then you will love his series (it's called The Squire's Tale) - look it up. Now.
18)If you don't look it up, I swear I'll tell my friend Tiffywifferwiffens and she'll hunt you down. Trust me - you do not want her on your trail.
19)Good-bye! I hope you're freaked out! (I freak out my own family on a daily basis, so I wouldn't be surprised if you were).