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Joined 11-09-05, id: 500956, Profile Updated: 06-04-09
Author has written 10 stories for Family, Fantasy, Humor, Life, Song, General, Humor, and General.

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words by Holly Rose E reviews
i've writ words till they were a snarl, a tangle of fcking and warring at my feet. [writers block]
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
is she in this sad city by Moondog Dozier reviews
More than that, and less than this she follows well worn paths
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Lisa the Liar by lady-in-the-mirror reviews
Lie, Lisa, Lie
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
how it went down by Iris Early reviews
Elliot looks at his cold, blue girlfriend and wonders if perhaps she wasn’t just 'tired' last night when his hands went a few places and just how illegal necrophilia actually is.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/18/2006
Unauthorized, Chapter I by Eight Foot Manchild reviews
The first chapter of my second book. It should be finished in 2008.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2006
Like, How You Are by Shampoo Suicide reviews
A story of loneliness and acceptance, or something like it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
MTV Culture by the big sleep reviews
A statement about MTV. Or milk, if you wan't to read into things weirdly.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2006
Headwound Harry by Writer Guy reviews
My morbid postmodernist nightmare comedy has been called "genius". Find out what's so good inside. Just one click will change your life forever. Ego trip over...now. Contains darkly humorous graphic descriptions of gruesome violence. Bring a towel.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,666 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2005
threadbare by poetic abortion reviews
and the spider says to the (butter)fly: " tata, darling. "
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/8/2005
In My World, W Stands For Framed by Bear Fucker reviews
o.O
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2004
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The Dead Twin Dynamic reviews
In which the author explores the pretty boy and bad boy dynamic, as well as the dead twin boy and psych major brother dynamic. Because, as it turns out, I'm not so great at character development... they all turn out to be me.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007
White Rose Red reviews
Well is it still incest if you're not related?
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
slipped reviews
never moves from that spotlight as she blooms, morning glory
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
fantasick reviews
Flying high, we'll harmonize
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/23/2007
Lifegazing reviews
The tears of a criminal.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/27/2006
I think, she said reviews
It's like a tongue twister. Words tangled up in too many ideas.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6/18/2006
BL0cked reviews
ha.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2006
no subject reviews
i dunno...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2006
Bodymusic reviews
To listen to your bodymusic with my eyes. 800,000,000th edit. Where's my prize?
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2006
And I Dreamt reviews
Me and my dad.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2005