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Joined 11-12-05, id: 501344, Profile Updated: 08-04-10
Author has written 20 stories for Young Adult, Humor, Romance, and General.

08/04/10: I don't know if anyone ever looks at my profile, but if anyone happens to stumble upon it, I want to let you know that as of today I'm finished with Fictionpress. I know I said I was going to finish Till Death Do Us Part first, but I really don't think that's going to happen anymore. And I'm really sorry about that. If anyone wants to know the ending, feel free to PM me.

I've been on Fictionpress since eighth grade, and now I'm going to college. It's crazy how long it's been and how much I and my writing style have changed. And I know now is the time to say goodbye. It was a great five years, but I'm going to move on now. Thank you so much to anyone who ever read or reviewed my work. You mean so much to me and are part of the reason I've kept writing for so long. I'm still going to be writing, just not posting any longer. Who knows, maybe you'll see my work on bookshelves someday. Yeah, right XD.

So thank you again guys, and I love you all!

-Rachel

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The Ass in Assassination by Faedora reviews
She was sent to kill him. He was supposed to die upon their first meeting. Too bad he had inherited the cat's nine lives. Now he's blackmailing her and she finds herself falling for a guy who hates her guts. True love has never been so complicated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,395 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 7/19/2006
A Lesson In Love 101 by Secretive reviews
My college roommate is dating a guy that seems to get a great deal of pleasure out of making my life hell – bad enough, right? Okay, now add to the fact that my family thinks I'm dating him and he's going along with it and you've got pure chaos.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/4/2007
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Standing On the Edge by Secretive reviews
Rosaline thought she knew him and what she knew, she hated. But Javier isn't the kind of guy you get to know easily nor is he the kind of guy who is what he seems. He needs her more than she or even he understands. If only she would realize...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,444 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/4/2007
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
Life Is Beautiful by arachibutyrophobia reviews
-fin- The mostly lighthearted story of Rafael Montgomery, who has been accidentally enrolled into a girl's boarding school.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
The Rabbit Hole by Penelope P reviews
When a riddle from her dead father comes in the mail, Alice Ripley learns that things like pirates, secret passages, skeleton keys, and bad guys who just might want to take over the world actually exist. Wonderland wasn't exactly what she expected.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 163,955 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
A Whole Latte Love by mandybeth reviews
Veronica Chase and Drake Sloane hate each other with unbridled passion. Well, at least, they did until their lattes were spiked with a love potion...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/18/2009
Perfection is Relative by Ollie May reviews
Dallas is the perfect being. As far as she can tell, that means participating in all the cult rituals, performing miracles at regular intervals, and never doing anything that might offend anyone ever. No wonder she ran away.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,803 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
Exercises in Style by Lee Harvey Kennedy reviews
I start off with a simple short story. I then proceed to tell it in as many different ways as possible. Newly added: 20 Years Old and First Person perspective.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 85 - Words: 37,506 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/19/2006
When You Own the Universe Redux by Secretive reviews
She's the most stubborn and cynical girl in Oak Waters Academy & he's the god of the academy. It's only right that they hate each other... So why exactly did he spend eight thousand dollars to buy her for the week? Redux version of WYOTU.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 109 - Published: 3/12/2008
Love and Hate from A to Z by Kohnitz reviews
Zoe and Zander are opposites who are secretly in love. Amy and Andy are computer aliases and are in love. But if Zoe is Amy and Zander is Andy, what happens when they find out?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 58,068 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 12/2/2006
Shallow Depths by Ace Work reviews
She was, as everyone considered, the most outrageous thing to happen to the city...So, what happens when this simple country folk comes face to face with the most two faced guy to ever walk the surface of planet Earth?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,178 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 11/26/2006
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Till Death Do Us Part reviews
Casey is a shy bookworm. Adam is a motorcycle riding daredevil. Casey doesn't understand fun. Adam doesn't understand school. These two only share one thing in common: they're both dying. And that is what can bring them together.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,253 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009
I am Play Dough reviews
I am Play Dough. Mold me however you please.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Understanding Hunter Perry reviews
When the boy Libby loves dies, the only thing she can think to do is give him one final kiss at the funeral. And then he wakes up. It seems perfect, until she finds out his death was really suicide and he wants nothing more than to be back dead.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008
The Videotape reviews
Ok, Adam. Just answer two questions first: how do you know who I am and why do you need to talk to me so badly?" "Because I have a videotape of us together last night."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
Hate Kate reviews
One Shot. As Kate said hi to me, I got the usual feeling I got when I saw her. The stomach churning, heart pounding, dizziness of pure, unadulterated hate. The feeling I have had about her since seventh grade, and the one I will never lose.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
She Rode a Bicycle reviews
She was riding a bicycle. He watched her. He wanted to ride a bicycle with her. He gazed down at the wheelchair and knew that he was not riding a bicycle. Not now, not ever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Boredomland reviews
Adrienne and Chloe are in the absolute pit of boredom, which is why they end up in Boredomland. And now all they want to do is get out. But that's going to be harder than they think.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2008
Bruises and Kisses reviews
Want to know a secret? ' I leaned in so close to him my breath tickled his ear and whispered, 'Will and Wes Easton are the same person.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,746 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007
Sheep reviews
One shot. Watch them fall, one by one.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Wrong Number reviews
One shot. One wrong number and one persistent guy can result in many things you would never have expected.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
High School Story reviews
Parody of cliches. Abby falls in love with a super hot guy. LOL! Plz plz plz r&r. Sry Im rlly bad at summaries lol but the story is rlly good lol!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,169 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
Mental Breakdowns reviews
One shot. I knew there was a reason I didn't like clubs. Tonight's reason happened to be my best friend's insane cousin that she set me up with.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Lost in Love reviews
On hiatus. It's pretty hard to be locked in a building with eight people, with the only way to get out falling in love. It's even harder when everyone has a secret, and each secret seems to be more complicated than the next.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,992 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006
My Two Boyfriends reviews
One Shot. My boyfriend had a split personality disorder. This was even worse than it seemed at first, because Will loved me, but Wes loved to hurt me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
You Never Knew reviews
One shot. She wanted a song written about her. He wanted to tell her he loved her. It was perfect. Except he couldn't sing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Flying Through Darkness reviews
One Shot. They say the sea is the harshest mistress, but I disagree. Night is. Night hides its danger, sheltering it in a blanket of blackness, making you not see something. Something that could be fatal.And I was flying through it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
One Last Kiss reviews
One Shot. They sit cross legged on the floor of the barn and stare at each other, both lost for words. He thinks about how beautiful she looks, and she thinks about how handsome he looks.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Complete
An Afternoon in the Bathroom reviews
One Shot. Six kids locked in a bathroom with an overflowing toilet. What a fun way to spend a Saturday!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
Goodnight reviews
One Shot. Ashley never got to say goodbye to her mother. Now she has to.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
Beautifully Ugly reviews
One Shot. Regina is a girl who is beautiful, but ugly.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete