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Author has written 3 stories for Romance, and General.

"Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves." -Carl Jung


Some advice:

If you want to have a full and happy life, you must go to starbucks right now and order a passion tea lemonade with half classic and half raspberry syrup.

You can thank me later.

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Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Death By Tap Shoes & Cigarettes by A Perfect Sonnet reviews
Poet Girl is obsessed with two things: poetry and Jazz Boy. When they run away to Kansas City in search of Bohemia and a way out of the Midwest, will they find it? Or will the boy who sold his soul to the devil for a pair of drum sticks get in their way?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 12/11/2004
Right Here In My Arms FINISHED by EndlessDark66 reviews
An ordinary 17 year old girl, Raina Johnson, is infatuated. Infatuated with a rather myterious bad boy, Travis Thompson, who just so happens to be a Goth. So what happens when Trent Anderson Travis's friend finds out and...FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,780 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Samantha by Mystified reviews
Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,227 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
Long way to go :Removed: by Faith Adeline reviews
It all started out so easy. I had a one night stand, met his room mate, asked said room mate to pretend to be my boyfriend then. . . started to like him? Except I swore off relationships because of a loser ex boyfriend. Maybe I should be a nun. R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a One Night Stand by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy since sixth grade? That’s even worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 3578 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Agony by Mardy Bum reviews
He's pure gold and I'm not even breaching on copper.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,133 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Blood On Our Sneakers by A Perfect Sonnet reviews
Jacklyn likes rebellion, world domination and sadomasochism. Triumphing in every type of combat —from thumb wrestling to social revolution— she's about to find herself involved in the first war she didn't start. Now what was the Latin word for Renegade?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,574 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 9/11/2004
A Summer Solstice by NehemiaH reviews
All I wanted was one last peaceful summer before I finished college. Needless to say, I hadn't expected my brother's best friend to climb through my window every night...or that it'd be so hard to turn him away. Judge's Pick for SKOW's Best Cliche Round 7
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,918 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Dangerous Game by Crazy Talk reviews
You should never play poker with a demon. More to the point, you should never play strip poker with a demon. Matter of fact, don't play strip anything with a demon. You'll lose every time.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Better Than Burroughs by Stillill reviews
*COMPLETE* Burroughs said it best, “Perhaps all pleasure is only relief.” This is how Callum led his life until he met Marina. Maybe pleasure can be something more than relief.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 226,118 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,916 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Sooner or Later by JaneBarrie reviews
My world was perfect, or so it seemed. That is until I got pregnant. How do I tell my best friend, who has a girlfriend, that I am carrying his child? Oh that's right, I won't.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,408 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Moral Bankruptcy by anissaannalise reviews
20somethings hurtling through life pausing only to inflict themselves on one another. Sex, narcissism, love & occasional frienemyship while dodging truth & paparazzi. You'll smile when you know you shouldn't & be appalled overall. RATED M FOR EVERYTHING!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,104 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007
In Living Color by Delusions of Reality reviews
An unusual romance for unusual people. Real life through a kaleidoscope, yet the world is still so gray... Until he shows up, half dead on her doorstep. It's amazing what you can learn while teaching another to be human. Chapter 14 Up
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,693 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004
Just for Glory by Imaginary Parachute reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE Amazing what occurs when witty bad boy Donovan makes a bet to seduce sarcastic good girl Piper. Follow the story of their intertwined existence through high school as lessons are learned and relationships forged. EDIT IN PROCESS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,044 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Reason and Romance by Myrika reviews
Adrian Blake is tired of looking for that perfect romance, but when she meets Alex Montgomery, she forgets all reason. And yet she can't forget he's her new stepbrother. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 4338 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3609 - Favs: 3,306 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Things So Hidden by Azure Volant reviews
COMPLETED...Ayla, the new girl, is sarcastic and sharp-tongued. A verbal battle in class with the popular and equally sarcastic Christian leads to friendship, love and, ultimately, something that she never wanted to happen again...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 66,142 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 9/23/2003
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
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Jude reviews
Jude lived his life without hesitation or guile. He was uninhibited, unreserved, and completely unburdened by fear. Free from all the ties that bind, save those in his mind. This is a story about him. And about me, the girl who had no choice but to fall in love with him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,236 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 2/8
Evolution reviews
It's hard enough being a socially deficient, awkward-as-hell peer mediator, but add to that a stupidly gorgeous and equally terrifying delinquent whose mission in life is to make me miserable, and you start to get a picture of how incredibly screwed I am.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 160,949 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 6/2/2006
Don't let go Inertia reviews
Meet an “I” unknown to me and martyr it back through telephone boxing rings and spiderlight analyses.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete