Caoimhe's Sins
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Joined 11-13-05, id: 501529
Author has written 8 stories for Humor, Life, Haiku, General, and Love.

To the perfect stranger,

As of late my poetry has been really erratic coming in little spurts and random times, so that when I finally am ready to write, pencil drawn...half of it's gone. Like yesterday, i was outside and i told my supervisor that I was having "lady problems" and had to go inside, but really, I had to write something down... All of you make me seem horibly romantic, and I swear, my life is anything but. As of late all my poetry has been the "Lay Down on the Bed NOW" kinda stuff... which in it's itself is incredibly odd, considering I haven't had a boyfriend in like, a year.

this would be information about me:

Age: 1 to100 (you have a pretty good chance of at least 99 years away from my actual age)

Sex: excuse me?

Addicted to: musicals, guava juice, and emo guys with curly hair.

Job: you

Education: Yep

Shiny objects: around 1237

Fave things:

I really like the Killers, Johnny Depp, The Simpsons, Enya, writing
lyrics, that dancing banana, hentai, Inuyasha, Twizzlers (only the
strawberry kind), American Dad, MDX (the Mountain Dew drink), and
foreign films. It makes me wonder who thought up their name. Mountain
Dew sounds like it should be a type of green tea or something... *ponders*

Additional information: I have two sisters, and a nephew who's a sophmore in college at Texas. My best friend's names
are Logan
and Chase. Chase is on here (see his work- Blackday), I love them both
dearly. A lot of the stuff I write on here is from or for school, like
our assignments turn into something halfway worthy of being on here.

Summer is showing it's green little antannaes people, and birds are flocking in our trees, not to mention pooing on our cars. The weather is warmer, and all of those people who are just so bothered by winter are off of the pills they horde in their purses. I am much happier for reasons unknown to myself, and all this cheery news and weather has been getting to my head. I really have no right to be as happy as I am. More about me below...

I like painting, making prank pone calls, and flirting with just about
every guy that there is. That's all you need to know about me, my mommy
told me not to talk to strangers unless they offered me money or candy.

So...

potato break*

: ) much munch much munch much munch much munch much munch : )

So that's the end of that.

Much love to all who need it like I do

Maybe- Malahari

Caoimhes Sun

~*~*~* Emily *~*~*~*~*

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Sleep's Place Has Been Taken By Coheed & Cambria by rekaso reviews
I recommend sleep. It's good for you.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2006
♥ Think Twice When In Love ♥ by Cool-Ruzz reviews
◘CHAPTER 13◘. A romance story about a girl, Isabella Reynolds. who's growing up, trying to find love and is rather confused.She 's inlove with her cousin, but its like destiny doesn't agree with them. Join her as she drives through life's hard stages ...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,956 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005
Appetite for Cold Silk by Faithless Juliet reviews
When the Mad Hatter knocks on my backdoor with his ticking alarm clock and Coke Rings around his nostrils I dont panic.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2006
My battle by Frosted Midnight reviews
my sword i took to battle...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2006
Untitled by The Ambitious Blank
Possibly the only thing I will ever put on this site: A very short story about the kindest old man in the world.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2005
Okra Loves Ketchup by blackday reviews
Another one of my fun (but slightly stupid) poems. Okra saves the day. (:
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2005
Jesus Walked Across My Belly by Faithless Juliet reviews
Jesus walked across my belly.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/23/2005
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Miserable Rainbows Part II reviews
haiku
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/12/2006
For That One Guy Who Aimlessly Wanders the Hallway reviews
So there's this guy, and I'm refusing to put his name up, but he seems to know exactly who I am, even when I don't. So I suppsose this is for him.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2005
Alice and Dorothy reviews
It's mostly like every other poem. i wonder what's going to happen when the poets of the world have compared everything to everything else. What'll happen then? sigh
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/18/2005
The Prune reviews
I randomly categorized this as horror and humor. Russian prunes ARE scary...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/15/2005
Miserable Rainbows reviews
Rainclouds on a Monday, and Steel Rainbows
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/14/2005
The Rendition of the Road Not Taken reviews
This is poem we made in language for an assignment, Chase totally inspired me to write this...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/10/2005
Famine of the Cauliflowers reviews
This is a sister poem to Blackday's "Okra loves Katchup"
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/10/2005
The Leopard Meets Portia DeRossi reviews
uh... the leopard meets Portia DeRossi. Not much more than that. Republicans beware
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2005