Dead Decoy
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Joined 11-13-05, id: 501552, Profile Updated: 01-19-09
Author has written 5 stories for Humor, Fantasy, Fantasy, and Sci-Fi.

A shovel and a complete lack of ethics can get you anything.

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How do you kill a thirsty vampire?
Sung to the tune of Drunken Sailor.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Complete
Techno Babble reviews
A collection of PA announcements and reports from a super secret research facility that conducts super secret science.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009
The Cynical Emperor reviews
A collection of letters and short stories surrounding Xaven XIII, an emperor with a less-than-positive outlook on court life and managing an empire.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
The Tale of the Seven Pirates reviews
The six set pirate kings, terror of the seas, and their emperor. My first real attempt at a poem.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
The Artz of War reviews
I'm sure every commander has his problems with being a leader, but what happens when they're given soldiers with the IQ of a waffling iron?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 67 - Words: 36,172 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006